• http://twitter.com/llUrbanAchiever Jeff Lebowski

    I damn near cried with joy after that last goal. MOAR

  • MattC86

    More goals, or I club more baby kittens. Your move, Hawks.

  • 10thMountainFire

    I would enjoy so more Hawks goals.

    • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

      Did you see the anthem? The young guy was tearing up. Its great you also got to experience that awesomeness.

      • 10thMountainFire

        Yes, I did. It’s hard to describe how emotional it is. It’s like the culmination and validation of everything we do in service to the country. I remember thinking ‘I would have served for free if I knew they were going to let me on the ice with Big Jim and that Marine’ the night of the game.

  • CozBullsFan

    Let’s go Hawks!

  • Z-man19

    I think Saad gets one

  • DesertHawk

    So that commercial with the basketball players about the Dia-beet-us…. does that lady have a speech impediment?

    • QCBlackhawk

      It makes me short with my family…

      • DesertHawk

        huh?

        • QCBlackhawk

          Wilford Brimley. You said Diabeetus like he does. That’s what he says bad blood sugar does to him.

          • DesertHawk

            Ah… half paying attention again, I’ve noticed that’s how he says it, but never paid attention to the rest of the commercial.

          • QCBlackhawk

            Kind of a running gag with my friends to talk like him and do riffs on that bit. I forget that not everybody knows my weird in-jokes.

          • DesertHawk

            I know the internet is a fan of him as well. Well he pops up in memes every once in a while.

  • Flavius

    I like this goal scoring thing.

    • Flavius

      Blackhawks goal scoring….Blackhawks….DAMN IT.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Let’s go Hawks. Play smart in the neutral zone. No turnovers.

    • DesertHawk

      Unless they’re cherry flavored.

  • 10thMountainFire

    Every time Pat says ‘Umberger’, reply ‘Soupy!’ and drink.

    • MattC86

      Upboated. But now I miss Soupy. That remains probably the greatest hit I’ve ever seen, at least in a game I was actively watching.

      • DesertHawk

        Buff on Pronger was nice in the SCF.

        • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

          This. It was the turning point in the series in my mind. I’ve actually developed an aversion to knockout hits over the last season or so. I’m finding it hard to celebrate career ending hits. It can happen to anyone including our best guys.

          • MattC86

            If I recall the Hawks had the lead in that game when Buff clocked Pronger (who was like a -4 in that one). The turning point in that series was the day Michael Leighton ever strapped on a pair of pads as a kid, BTW.

      • 10thMountainFire

        This 100%. Zoned in, lined up, and blasted. Purely within the rules and leveled. I also miss Mr. Campbell. He was so under-appreciated that it was criminal.

  • DesertHawk

    Oh Hossa you are so amazazing.

    • 10thMountainFire

      Love for him. I has it.

  • ahnfire

    Hey Hawks, you know what sounds like a great idea?

    Scoring a lot more goals on Mason. Just for fun, ya know?

    • 10thMountainFire

      Seconded. Someone tell Q to tell the boys.

    • QCBlackhawk

      Goal differential isn’t going inflate itself, Y’know.

  • Z-man19

    I love that kid

    • 10thMountainFire

      This.

  • Z-man19

    Stals WTF?

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    I forgot to mention: NO STOOPID PENALTIES

  • QCBlackhawk

    Shoot that!

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    Bad penalty.

    • 10thMountainFire

      The only way Stals gets a ‘good penalty’ is if it’s for ‘too much handsome’.

      • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

        too much mansome?

        • 10thMountainFire

          Is there such a thing?

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Just shoot that at the pads and hope for a rebound.

  • Flavius

    FRO-FRO!!!

  • 10thMountainFire

    Watching award shows instead of hockey? That’s a paddlin’.

    • CornelisonsFlagPointer

      DVR to the rescue!

      • 10thMountainFire

        I don’t do awards. But Lincoln and Zero Dark Thirty were awesome. Zero Dark Thirty wasn’t exactly the perfect depiction of the military but frankly I’m tired of hearing bitching from servicemen and women about portrayals in movies. That last 30 minutes of Zero Dark Thirty left me in awe. I loved the part where the SEAL team member looks at the other SEAL member standing over Bin Laden and goes, ‘Dude! Do you realize what you just DID?!’

        Because that shit has to be the way it played out. We all know it.

        • DesertHawk

          Yeah, military movies, never quite grasp the camaraderie/goofiness of service members. Even in intense situations.

          • 10thMountainFire

            Agreed. I thought ZDT did a good job with the team environment.

          • DesertHawk

            Scary shit happens and everyone cracks jokes and laughs. It’s what you do :D

          • 10thMountainFire

            This is true. More examples than I can possibly list here. We must all be nuts.

          • DesertHawk

            Pretty much.

    • DesertHawk

      Watching award shows? That’s a paddlin’. FTFY.

      • 10thMountainFire

        Yep. 100%.

  • Z-man19

    Whew

  • 2883

    Crush their will

  • 10thMountainFire

    Crow, I swear to Thor the next time you spend that much time outside of the net I’m going to sacrifice cuddly baby animals.

    • DesertHawk

      Sacrifice them to petting zoos right?

      • 10thMountainFire

        If by ‘petting zoo’, you mean ‘hockey gods’, yes.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    That is a horse shit call.

  • DesertHawk

    :sigh:

  • Z-man19

    Are you fucking kidding me, that is horseshit

  • 2883

    Oh god what a fucking dive

  • DesertHawk

    Calvert fell into Hammer… really ref?

  • KingTalkyTiki

    Holy crap call!

  • kcrvpn

    Is it just me, or are the Hawks taking more penalties this season than last?

    • Z-man19

      Think it’s league wide

    • DesertHawk

      we’re still one of the least penalized teams… so I think zulu-mon is onto something.

      • kcrvpn

        Makes sense. With everything else going do well, I think that every little flaw stands out more.

      • Z-man19

        Zulu-mon?

        • DesertHawk

          yes :D

          • Z-man19

            Alright delta Henry :)

  • DuHawk

    Bad bad call

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    nice dive, asshole.

  • Z-man19

    Hossa is such a bitch

    • 10thMountainFire

      If you ever say that again, I’ll cut myself.

      • Z-man19

        That was a compliment

        • 10thMountainFire

          You’re soooo emo. Gawd.

  • Country_Bumpkin

    All right I want Calvert crushed.

  • QCBlackhawk

    Oh Kane. You filthy bastard

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Oh, Kaner….

  • 10thMountainFire

    Patrick motherfucking KANE!

    • KingTalkyTiki

      He’s so good at hockey.

      • 10thMountainFire

        It’s a gift. Of awesome.

  • Z-man19

    Ooooo fucking Kaner, that was sweet despite no goal

  • DesertHawk

    Oh Kaner, also amazazing.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Well at least these Stoopid Penalties are letting us pad our PK stats.

  • ahnfire

    gahhhhh Kaner, I wish you had had the space to elevate that.

  • 2883

    Black Magic Kaner

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    81-19-10

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    Oh, Kaner. Never change.

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    Shaw looks hurt.

  • 10thMountainFire

    What in the name of the fuck happened to Shaw?

    • 2883

      looked like a stick got him

      • Z-man19

        In the biscuits

        • DesertHawk

          Wizdoucheki.

      • 10thMountainFire

        WIth a Wisniewski on the end of it.

  • KingTalkyTiki

    Stay classy, Wiz

  • 10thMountainFire

    Holy fuck. FUCK YOU, Wisniewski! You spearing motherfucker!

    What the fuck, stripes!

  • 2883

    God damnit butters you don’t shoot a guy in the dick

  • thepuckstopshere

    wiz with the spear,, what a dick!

  • MattC86

    Love how Pat says “it’s ONLY 1-0.”

  • http://twitter.com/llUrbanAchiever Jeff Lebowski

    Fucking spearing motherfucker

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Wiz, before you think you got away with it, wait for the call from Shanny.

    • DuHawk

      Yeah that’s very dirty…in clear view too

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    Hello, Toronto? Shaw here: UNGH!

  • Z-man19

    Damn it, there it was

  • ahnfire

    damn you post!

    • 10thMountainFire

      al-Qaeda post.

  • Flavius

    Hey Hawks….maybe I wasn’t clear before….we want MOAR HAWKS GOALZ!

  • Z-man19

    This is just fucking crap

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    NO STOOPID PENALITES

  • 10thMountainFire

    Seriously, what in the name of fuckery is going on with these officials tonight?

  • ahnfire

    I disapprove of 3rd period penalties, Hawks.

    STOP IT.

  • QCBlackhawk

    Are there hookers and coke in the box?! WTF.

    • DesertHawk

      I’d prefer Dr. Pepper personally.

      • QCBlackhawk

        I do love me some Dr. Pepper. Don’t know if it’s worth the opportunities it provides Columbutts, though.

        • DesertHawk

          They’d have to be more attractive hookers than any of the ones I’ve ever seen as well.

          • QCBlackhawk

            I should have said call girls or escorts. When they’re dead, they’re just hookers.

  • kcrvpn

    Dumb penalty by Shaw? Maybe thinking with his anger over getting speared rather than his head.

  • Flavius

    Shaw, you’re getting dumber by the day….all right, you scored, I’ll give you that, but SMARTEN UP!

  • 10thMountainFire

    Tony O appears more drunk every time I see this commercial.

    • chidiver

      Binnys pays him in shots

      • Flavius

        Anisette

  • chidiver

    Shaw is becoming a ref target. He’s riding the edge a bit too much.

  • Country_Bumpkin

    What…the…fuck?

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    not too happy about the officiating trend in this game…

    • Z-man19

      It’s been a steaming pile and the pile is getting bigger

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Hammer. Don’t do that.

  • chidiver

    Toftbo….don’t do that ever again!

  • 2883

    Dear NHL,

    The Blackhawks are good, don’t help them at all.

    Signed,

    The other 29 franchises.

  • birdhead

    So nervous :-/

  • JRF

    SKATE!

    • chidiver

      Shoot!

      • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

        Tweet Tweet Tweet!

        • DesertHawk

          Rockin’ Robin?

  • 10thMountainFire

    Marian Hossa plays so many different facets of hockey well that some of them don’t even exist… yet.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Good news: PK is 5 for 5.
    Bad News: What the hell are we doing taking 5 penalties against these guys?

    • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

      I think 1 or 2 of those were ‘soft’.

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    TO baby

    • Accipiter

      Terrell Owens ?

      • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

        Dick Vitale. I was thinking Q might want to rest the iced crew with only 2 minutes left

  • DesertHawk

    Nice diving clear there, who was that?

    • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

      HJToFTBO

      • DesertHawk

        Couldn’t see his numbers, thanks!

    • Z-man19

      Biscuit or TOFTBO

  • DuHawk

    Got away with one there

    • AMR

      Yes and thank God

  • KingTalkyTiki

    My 2010 Toftbo mancrush is officially back in full bloom.

  • Z-man19

    NO ONE LOVES WINNING MOAR THAN I DO!!!!

    • Accipiter

      You thief !!

      • Z-man19

        You snooze you lose

        • Accipiter

          You stole it from Q, he gonna be mad.

          • Z-man19

            I cleared it with the Stache, he liked my pace

  • QCBlackhawk

    HAWKS WIN! HAWKS WIN!

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Hey, that’s a shut out!

  • 2883

    SHUTOUT>

  • DuHawk

    WHEW!!

  • Flavius

    Crawford Blackhawks SHUTOUT!!!!!

  • ahnfire

    SHUTOUT! :D

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    Well done, Crow!

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    and Win

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    two shutouts? what is this wizardry?

  • http://twitter.com/llUrbanAchiever Jeff Lebowski

    TWO shutouts!?

    I’m getting dizzy

    • Flavius

      Calmer than you are

      • Accipiter

        Mark it zero !

    • Accipiter

      The phone’s ringing Dude.

    • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

      Jesus, you mix a hell of a Caucasian, Jackie.

  • chidiver

    Thank god the BJs have no real talent! They outskated the Hawks tonight

    • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

      huh?

      • Accipiter

        indeed.

        • chidiver

          Imagine if Brassard could finish. There’d be much wailing. Not complaining. I’ll take any win.

          • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

            or Saad.

          • Z-man19

            Or Hossa

          • DesertHawk

            Or Sharp… remember when he scored goals? Pepperidge farm remembers.

          • Z-man19

            You’re going back with that one Henry

      • chidiver

        Purely an observation. Despite being the second game of a road back-to-back, the BJs kept their feet moving and had some quality time in our zone. Props for hard work.

        • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

          I would have preferred a stronger scoring performance by the Hawks but there was no point after the 1st I was even concerned the BJs were taking over the game.

        • DuHawk

          I can see where you’re coming from…definitely seemed like the BJs gave their ‘A’ effort tonight

    • Z-man19

      I have to not concur

    • DuHawk

      I dunno; aside from being on the PK for what felt like the entire 3rd period, it seemed like the Hawks carried the play. Definitely need to clean things up though.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Tonight’s game brought to you by the numbers 15-0-and 3, and by the letters C-R-O-W

    • 10thMountainFire

      I like this show.

      • Joe Banks

        Elmo say more!

  • Z-man19

    And Crow #1 star

  • 10thMountainFire

    She’s sooooo pretty.

    • ahnfire

      we get it, we get it.

      • 10thMountainFire

        I’m 4-0 after that remark.

    • Z-man19

      Better take a private moment

    • Accipiter

      She is spoken for.

      • 10thMountainFire

        She can speak for HERSELF.

        • Accipiter

          I won’t allow it, I just won’t.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    When’s the last time we won a game 1-0 ?

    • AMR

      I don’t remember been awhile

    • Flavius

      That’s the laziest question since EVER!

    • Flavius

      Also, see above

      • Sparky_The_Barbarian

        Thanks.

  • JRF

    Hossa was thisclose to getting a hat-trick.

  • Accipiter

    No pants 15-0-3.

  • DesertHawk

    NHLN interviewing Shawzer.

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    Seacrest: “Cory, you look fabulous! Who are you wearing?”
    Crow: “Blue jackets, douche.”

  • JRF

    “Two full seasons”? F-U Konroyd.

    • DesertHawk

      Him being a douche in the post-game?

  • 10thMountainFire

    Tomorrow, the Erlers.

  • Flavius

    On November 22, 2009, Chicago defeated the Canucks 1-0 in Vancouver

    • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

      you’re an enabler,

      • Flavius

        I need help

  • DesertHawk

    I really like Crow.

    • Accipiter

      Only because he’s good at hockey again.

      • DesertHawk

        No I’ve always liked him. He just seems so happy to be in the NHL, and the story about how he decided to be a goalie, and staying patient with the organization waiting for his shot.

        • Z-man19

          And he’s been very good

        • Accipiter

          Lighten up Francis.

  • AMR

    Crow looks like he really does not want to do these interviews after the game

    • steeg of their own

      Can you blame him?

  • 10thMountainFire

    ‘I’m not interested in the Academy Awards. I’ll be at home… watching hockey.’

    -George C. Scott

    • Accipiter

      What about the Oscars ?

      • 10thMountainFire

        I don’t know. I don’t watch. Mostly because Corey Fucking Crawford, that’s why.

        • Accipiter

          We could hug ?

          • 10thMountainFire

            I love you.

    • CozBullsFan

      According to my parents, Seth’s hosting job has been an absolute disaster tonight. He’s been making tasteless and unfunny jokes nonstop. The crowd is not amused.

      • 10thMountainFire

        I’d rather watch Columbus play the Islanders.

        • CozBullsFan

          Oh, I completely agree. I’ve been getting constant complaints even though I couldn’t care less.

        • Accipiter

          Tavares is good at hockey.

          • Z-man19

            I’d like him on my team

  • AMR

    Ducks and Avs going into overtime

    • AMR

      Ducks win in overtime

  • Z-man19

    Flames score 2x in about 30 seconds to take lead over Yotes 5-4