• Sparky_The_Barbarian

    All right Blackhawks, get your feces consolidated for the second frame.

  • 10thMountainFire

    HAWKS!

  • Chesterfield King

    MOAR HAWKS GOALS

    MOAR

  • mightymikeD

    could be worse: we could be Caps fans

    • Chesterfield King

      Yeah, we don’t look quite like rancid garbage

    • birdhead

      Playing a team with good goaltending and an unsigned RFA star who isn’t even on the damn ice this year? Give it another 3 unanswered goals and we could be

  • pierzynskirules

    i want hawks goals..

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    This is feeling like one of those nights.

  • 2883

    that was dangerous staying in the 1st period thread

    • Chesterfield King

      it’s warmer in here

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Did you turn the lights off?

      • 2883

        I did…

  • stacie7

    Lots of time left guys – nothing to worry about yet.

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    fuck you kari.

  • pierzynskirules

    booooo kari

  • DesertHawk

    Fuck!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    I can’t watch this

  • Woods

    Looks like last year….

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Holy crap.

    And more holy crap. PS. Hunker down, Crow.

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    Gettim’ crow.

  • Red Black and Copper

    Bullshit…

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Good job, Crow.

  • Woods

    CROW

  • stacie7

    Nice Crow

  • 2883

    Phew, huge stop

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    Atta boy crow.

  • 10thMountainFire

    COREY MOTHERFUCKING CRAWFORD!!!

  • DesertHawk

    Crow’s always been solid on shootouts

  • pierzynskirules

    CROW

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    “Garbutt”
    Lol

  • Chesterfield King

    YEEEEEEE

  • Red Black and Copper

    Nice stop. NEEDED THAT.

  • Red Black and Copper

    Foley….. that treee trity treeee bullshit HAS TO STOP! It was
    mildly funny the first time I heard it, 3 years ago. Now you say it
    every fucking time the clock shows a 3 and you sound like you are
    stroking out. Knock it off seriously.

    • stacie7

      Hey I would rather have hockey back and hear it.

  • pompoon

    Thank you, Crawford!

  • Woods

    god fuck this goalie

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    PUNCH ROCKGROIN

  • pierzynskirules

    please stop kari

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    What the fuck? How many goalies they have in net?

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    FUCK. YOU. KARI.

  • 10thMountainFire

    I fucking hate you, Kari.

  • ahnfire

    thank you Crow

  • Da’Ostrich

    Holy shit.
    Come on now.

  • Woods

    no way lehtonen steals this… fuck him up hawks!!!!!!!!

  • 2883

    fucking hell, lehtonen is killing us

  • QCBlackhawk

    The FUCK. PUCK. GO BACK TO YOUR HOME. ARE YOU TOO GOOD FOR YOUR HOME!? ANSWER ME!

  • chidiver

    Need another 3 on 0 to break the seal.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Should be 3-1 hawks.

    Just on that one flurry.

  • pompoon

    This better not be a goalie win…I hate goalie wins almost as much as gigantic blowout wins

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      It’s one thing to lose when you play badly, another when one player on their team beats you. It would help if we would get the puck off the ice.

  • ahnfire

    I HATE YOU LEHTONEN.

    • Z-man19

      A lot of rage in this one

      • ahnfire

        always.

  • 2883

    Toews elevates that puck and it’s 1-1

  • Glaze

    Damn, Lehtonen playing out of his ass.

  • DaveM36

    Sounds like Jamie Been has signed a 5 year, 26.25 million dollar deal with the Stars, per everyone on Twitter

    • DaveM36

      Or Jamie Benn. Whatever.

      • DesertHawk

        That seems like a lot of money.

        • 10thMountainFire

          It is.

          • DesertHawk

            Is Benn that good?

          • 10thMountainFire

            No.

          • DesertHawk

            Ok so my surprise is not completely unwarrented

          • 10thMountainFire

            Not $25 million worth. Fuck no.

    • putmeinthemadhouse

      Stars announcers just said there was a major announcement coming up, suppose this it.

  • 10thMountainFire

    Lehtonen kneeled before Saad.

  • Chesterfield King

    I know they didn’t score, but Saad continues to impress

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      This,

    • 10thMountainFire

      I like him.

    • Glaze

      Saad has looked good, small sample size though.

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    I fucking hate the Stars

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Okay, make this one pay. Leave the size 24′s on the bench.

  • chidiver

    Kruger! Y U Miss!

    • DaveM36

      Entire Blackhawks team, Y U No Score?

  • chidiver

    Crow!

    • DesertHawk

      I’m confused….

      • chidiver

        Penalty shot denial=happiness

        • DesertHawk

          Oh are you on a really delayed feed or was Disqus dumb?

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Shot of Scotch: Check
    Blackhawks Hat: Check
    Let’s do this.

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    22 SOG already. good lord.

    • stacie7

      One has to go behind Kari soon – right?

      • pompoon

        You’d think so, but…

      • Z-man19

        This is the first official kool aide night?

        • stacie7

          I think so

  • Da’Ostrich

    looking backdoor again – come on guys.

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    Kari might as well be the only player on the ice. Seriously.

  • Woods

    FUCK YOU LEHTONEN FUCK YOU

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    THat was awesome by leddy.

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    Good God, Kari.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Wow. It should be 4-1

  • Glaze

    Leddy heads up play there.

  • Da’Ostrich

    Leddy – keep doing that.

  • DesertHawk

    This is grim…. also Good Job Leddy!!!

  • pierzynskirules

    really, kari?!

  • DaveM36

    Nice save by Lehtonen but Nick Leddy that rush is everything we want you to be on the power play

  • Woods

    frustrating

  • Glaze

    Quick whistle there…

  • 2883

    God Lehtonen is killing it

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Don’t worry, an ugly one will get in before the end. Remember 2010.

      • Woods

        YEP!

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    If that’s the worst PP we have all year we’ll be okay.

  • Chesterfield King

    I’m gonna go make some rally toast, see if I can change this mojo

    • pierzynskirules

      make sure its buttery.

      • Chesterfield King

        I think I’ll make a bagel

        • Z-man19

          Raisin and cinnamon?

          • Chesterfield King

            All I got is sesame seed

          • Z-man19

            Bummer

    • 2883

      i’m going to go grab a rally beer.

  • pompoon

    Good god are the SOG really 25-9?

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Yes. Lehtonin is the only reason they have the lead.

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    You guys know that Kari has a SHUTOUT going, right?

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    When do we get a goalie win?

  • mightymikeD

    this is kinda hilarious

    • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

      except it also hurts

    • stacie7

      what is?

      • mightymikeD

        it’s one of those nights, I fear: the Hawks could take shots until next Tuesday and Lehtonhen will keep them all out.. but, hey: shit happens

  • pierzynskirules

    damn

  • Z-man19

    Shit

  • Woods

    welp, fuck

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    This is looking like a long night.

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    What…the fuck was that

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    now this is just mad stoopid

  • Red Black and Copper

    Fuck this shit….

  • Woods

    better get it the fuck together NOW

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    WOOF.

  • Da’Ostrich

    Fucking christ

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    Can’t say I’m a huge fan of bullshit.
    Always Saturday, right?

  • Glaze

    Complete clusterfuck of a breakout/regroup there.

  • chidiver

    Leddy….from now on….that’s how u skate!…k?

  • Chesterfield King

    Relax you guys, my rally bagel is coming along nicely

  • ahnfire

    DO NOT LIKE, HAWKS.

  • pierzynskirules

    ugh

  • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

    Lehtonen has reached the “I’m honored to be watching this type of performance” status. This is amazing.

  • Woods

    well, not sure they’ll score tonight

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    My wife has noticed how quiet it is in here,

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    Looks like Lehtonen is gonna get a SHUTOUT.

  • QCBlackhawk

    Why is Lehtonen always a fuckin brick wall against us?

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    If this score holds up, I would not want to be CBJ, this will be one fired up Blackhawks team come Saturday.

    And now, back to your regularly scheduled Clownshoes.

  • Z-man19

    CLOWNSHOES

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    Relax. Rallytots got this.

  • Chesterfield King

    My Rally Bagel is being buttered

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Is that code for something?

      • Chesterfield King

        It’s code for a delicious bagel

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    yikes that could have been bad

  • Chesterfield King

    My rally bagel is delicious

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    cmon bolly….

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    YES

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Fucking ugly, but a goal.

    • Z-man19

      I’ll take it, one of those nights

  • Woods

    I’LL TAKE THAT GOAL!

  • Z-man19

    SHARPE

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    Least there’s no shut out now

  • pompoon

    Now that is a helluva bad goal

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    No SHUTOUT for Kari. God, I hate it when I am wrong.

    • ahnfire

      so so wrong. ;)

  • DaveM36

    RANDOM DALLAS STAR DEFENSEMAN!!!

  • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

    Well that probably was the only way to beat Lehtonen… don’t actually shot it.

  • Accipiter

    We haz a score. YAY !

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    Also, that goal was perfect; because FUCK YOU DALLAS

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Don’t feel bad, Daly, if you don’t break that up, Stalls stuffs it.

    • Woods

      YUP

    • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

      Actually, Lehtonen grows a third arm and robs the Hawks.

  • pierzynskirules

    SHARPIE

  • Da’Ostrich

    Garbage Goal. That shouldn’t count towards the anti-clownshoes

  • Chesterfield King

    RALLY BAGEL THAT’S WASSUP BUTTER AND SESAME TOASTED TO PERFECTION

    • QCBlackhawk

      Lol’d

      • Chesterfield King

        plus I get to eat a bagel

        win-win

        • Accipiter

          Kari Lehtonen, NO BAGEL FOR YOU !!!

  • Woods

    oh come on

  • pierzynskirules

    OH COME ON!

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    GOD DAMN IT KARI.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Right idea, Hoss. Keep it up.

  • Woods

    JUST COME ON

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    LEHTONEN. GO THE FUCK AWAY.

  • QCBlackhawk

    Sorry guys. Not wearing my shirt this game. Wore it the other 3 :|

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Are you naked?

      • stacie7

        Wait – I just thought we were all pantsless

        • pierzynskirules

          uh no

        • Z-man19

          Naked qualifies right?

      • QCBlackhawk

        I feel like it. Only wearing a random shirt, not my Hawks shirt.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Come on, guys, stick side high.

  • Accipiter

    I says goddamn !

  • gimmethathj4

    Game on. Hawks looked like a bunch of drunk freshman frat boys trying to fuck a fat chick.

    • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

      What game are you watching? Are the Leafs still on?

  • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

    Lehtonen isn’t going to allow anything if he can see it. Feels like a Seabrook blast that hits three skates/sticks is our best hope.

  • Accipiter

    Hmm, no way, Bickell took a wrister.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Can’t help but think, “If only the first period had ended two seconds earlier.”

    • DesertHawk

      You mean .6 seconds earlier, right?

  • Woods

    God fuck this

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Kieth!!

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    HOLY SHIT

  • Woods

    FUCK THIS

  • pierzynskirules

    get out of our zone!

  • DaveM36

    DUNCAN KEITH I FUCKING LOVE YOU

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    WAY TO FUCKING GO, DUNCS.

  • Chesterfield King

    L.O.L.

  • pierzynskirules

    whew

  • chidiver

    Duncs!!!!!!!

  • Z-man19

    Holy shit that was close

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    We got a hockey game.

    Does Keith have more saves than Emery?

  • Woods

    seriously time to open lehtonen up

  • 10thMountainFire

    Holy Fuck! Did you see Hossa make that outstanding defensive play chasing the trailing Star into the slot? Holy fuck… Hossa is just the perfect hockey player.

  • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

    Well other than the last 10 seconds of the period… Hawks have skated circles around the Stars.

  • CozBullsFan

    nice play by teeth

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    Rallytots are win-win.

  • 10thMountainFire

    Keith’s play overshadowed the one by Hoss just a few seconds prior… the rush moving up the far side and the trailer was sneaking into the slot. Hossa shadowed him, sped up, lifted his stick as the puck arrived… and save a quality shot.

    God DAMN Hoss is fucking awesome.

    • mightymikeD

      he is, that

  • 2883

    We really fuckign needed that goal

  • Chesterfield King

    pleased to report that my rally bagel is done

    • Z-man19

      Make another

      • Z-man19

        Better yet, make several moar

        • Chesterfield King

          sho nuff

          I got an egg bagel toasting up pretty

          • Z-man19

            Sesame, egg but no raisin?

          • Chesterfield King

            Out of raisin, my good man. I got a pumpernickel, though

    • chidiver

      And wash it down with a rally scotch.

      • Chesterfield King

        bagels and scotch is a classy combination

        • chidiver

          Depends on the scotch

          • Chesterfield King

            depends on the bagel

          • chidiver

            NY Bagel and Bialy FTW

  • justforkicks
    • justforkicks

      Only hawks without a point are: Mayers, Shaw, Saad, Brookbank, and Bollig. Kaner has 7 (2G, 5A), Hossa (5G, 1A) and Sharp 6 (2G, 4A), and Toews (2G, 2A) and Leddy 4 (4A)