• pierzynskirules

    MOAR HAWKS GOALS!

  • Chesterfield King

    MOAR HAWKS GOALS

    MOAR

  • 10thMountainFire

    All goals for the Hawks.

  • CozBullsFan

    Let’s go Hawks!

  • Z-man19

    MOAR ASS WHOOPING

  • Toews still makes funny faces!

    Imagine if Kaner was not such a lazy little shit!

    • 10thMountainFire

      Trade his useless ass.

    • Z-man19

      He might be useful

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    Don’t stop now, boys :-)

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    2nd Period Scotch in hand. Let’s go Hawks.

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    I want DLR

  • http://twitter.com/llUrbanAchiever Jeff Lebowski

    Anyone else having issues with GAMECENTER?

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    That wasn’t a turnover. That was a pass to self off a Yote’s stick

  • kcrvpn

    Wow, Yandel really stupid there.

    • Daze55

      He’s a very skilled dumbass.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Too much passing on that rush.

  • Toews still makes funny faces!

    I want my DLR!!!

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    PK time.

  • Chesterfield King

    oy

  • pierzynskirules

    kill!

  • 2883

    Cmon Hawks PK

  • Z-man19

    Kill it with fire

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    You know what would be hilarious? A shortie.

    • Toews still makes funny faces!

      I am not so sure. I will need to see it to believe it!

  • QCBlackhawk

    Now would be a clutch time for an old-school Hossa shorty

  • 4FeatherFanatic

    Seems like more Hawks fans there than Phoenix fans tonight. No cheers for the power play.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    That could be a second goal saved by Oduya

    • JRF

      I like Oduya.

  • 4FeatherFanatic

    Uh oh

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Now they get a 5 on 3.

  • Daze55

    Shiiiiiiit

  • kcrvpn

    Getting rally sloppy now.

  • Chesterfield King

    fuck

  • Z-man19

    Wow that’s weak

  • AMR

    not liking this

  • 2883

    Fuck a 2 3 on 5

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Silly Kruger.

  • QCBlackhawk

    Ah shitballs.

  • Chesterfield King

    AHL box

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Wait? 4 on 3 ? Nope, 5 on 4 still.

  • 2883

    Wait what?

    • Z-man19

      Good call

  • Chesterfield King

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • AMR

    weird

  • 4FeatherFanatic

    Ok….

  • 10thMountainFire

    2 minutes for ‘Smithing’.

  • 2883

    well fuck

  • Z-man19

    Well fuckity

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Fuck. Well, Konroyd can talk now.

  • pierzynskirules

    blah

  • Chesterfield King

    FUCK

  • kcrvpn

    When was the last time the Hawks had a shutout? Two years?

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Let’s get it back.

  • CozBullsFan

    fuck

  • High and Wide

    Ekman-Larsson should be flattered someone noticed his sweet powerslide.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Clear it already.

  • pierzynskirules

    that howl is getting on my nerves.

    • 10thMountainFire

      ‘Things I said last year for $500, Alex’.

  • Z-man19

    Why the whistle?

    • chidiver

      Guy laid out

    • pierzynskirules

      two yotes players ran into each other.

      • Z-man19

        Yes but we had the puck and a scoring chance

        • kcrvpn

          The refs can stop when it looks like someone is injured, as they should

  • 2883

    Bullshit there was no Hawks there, thtat’s two Coyotesrunning into each other

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    Feeding Sharp…

  • AMR

    Phoenix players are trying to kill each other

  • kcrvpn

    Sharp is completely snake bitten right now

  • 10thMountainFire

    I hate to laugh at this but I did anyway. They ran into each other face first?

  • QCBlackhawk

    “Not content with blind checking the Blackhawks, the Yotes began blindsiding each other…”

  • QCBlackhawk

    It’s a shoutout. Drink.

  • chidiver

    Shoutout. Drink!

  • Toews still makes funny faces!

    I thinks the Yotes should get a 5 minute major for a “blindside hit”, nevermind it was there own player they blindsided.

    • Z-man19

      How’s the weather?

      • Toews still makes funny faces!

        70 degrees warmer with 2 feet less snow then my wife is about to get! (80 and sunny)

        • Z-man19

          I’ll say what your wife can’t, your an asshole!!! :)

          • Toews still makes funny faces!

            She is saying the same thing! lol

          • Z-man19

            A good woman she is

  • Daze55

    Anytime Foley rambles we drink. #blackcity

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      I don’t have enough scotch for that.

      • Daze55

        Someone left a bottle of gin at my house, making it work.

  • kcrvpn

    For the love of … Foley — is the guy on the bloody ice okay or not??

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Okay, let’s stay out of the box from here on out, boys.

  • Minorhawk

    Hoss…Why you hold him?

  • Z-man19

    Lots of fucking bullshit calls

  • chidiver

    Makeup. Time to exercise the PK

  • 10thMountainFire

    Calling a penalty on God… that’s a paddlin’.

  • Minorhawk

    Fuck that howling

  • AMR

    lets make sure we harass anyone in front of our net

  • 2883

    Saad just caught an elbow to the face

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Saad draws a penalty. Happy Saad

  • Minorhawk

    Saad almost knocked Smith down…Skated a foot from him

    • AMR

      had a shaw flashback

      • Minorhawk

        Rookie mistake

  • 10thMountainFire

    Saad! I love this kid!

  • Minorhawk

    Fuck Doan

    • QCBlackhawk

      Seriously. Respected him somewhat up until the point he was cross checking the shit out of the back of Toews’ head all playoff series long.

      • Minorhawk

        A tool he is.

  • pierzynskirules

    thanks

  • chidiver

    You think the refs had instructions from above to call the game tight? Ya think?

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Refs read Puck Daddy too.

      • chidiver

        With really thick reading glasses.

  • Minorhawk

    Its called a dump and chase…Why we not chasing???

  • AMR

    clownshoes are back

  • Daze55

    Not sure i like the Stalberg powerplay experiment

    • 10thMountainFire

      Q? Is that you?

      • Daze55

        I’m on my blackberry. All that screaming you see behind the bench is into it.

    • Chesterfield King

      I like it. At least he tries to get the puck into the zone.

  • Z-man19

    Another fucking post

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Sharp hits another post

  • Minorhawk

    Another Sharp post

  • 10thMountainFire

    Sharp.. post. Wow.

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    Sharp metals again?

  • AMR

    if sharp didn’t have bad luck he would have no luck right now

    • High and Wide

      if he fell out of a boat, he wouldn’t hit water.

      • AMR

        he shouldn’t think it will only hurt the ball club

    • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

      Gloom. despair. agony on Sharp.

  • kcrvpn

    One day soon, those posts are gong to start going in, and sharp is going to score in like ten games in a row.

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      That’s actually his history; Hot and cold streaks.

      • Chesterfield King

        Remember the final stretch of last season? When he was amazing on that line with Kruger and Stals?

        Remember the first round of the playoffs, when he wasn’t?

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Patrick Sharp leads the league in pings.

    • Minorhawk

      Time to switch to Callaways?

  • chidiver

    Every time Kane jukes and jives along the blue line, I have flashbacks. I just can’t remember which game it was.

    • AMR

      every game except right now it works more than not

      • chidiver

        Naw. He was alone and the the defender wound up robbing him and going in for a shorty.

    • Minorhawk

      Every game Versteeg played in?

    • 10thMountainFire

      The one where we were drunk for weeks afterward.

      • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

        one?

  • QCBlackhawk

    Scum beating Boos 5-1 with 5 left in the third. It feels good.

    • chidiver

      C’mon meteor!

  • 4FeatherFanatic

    Goalpost is Sharps new nemesis

  • 4FeatherFanatic

    Toews!!!

  • Z-man19

    Oh you fucking beast

  • Daze55

    Captainfuck yeah

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    And the horse you rode in on, Phoenix.

  • Minorhawk

    What a fucking sweet move!!!

  • chidiver

    Tazer!

  • pompoon

    Capitano!

  • CozBullsFan

    CAPTAIN!

  • Chesterfield King

    OH CAPTAIN! MY CAPTAIN!`

  • pierzynskirules

    CAPTAIN!

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    CAP!

  • Z-man19

    And he sheathed the sword

  • Minorhawk

    This just in…Smith SUCKS!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

      He learned on the casting couch.

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    fucking captain hockey

  • 10thMountainFire

    I love you, Jonathan Toews. You make me love life.

    • Z-man19

      Nothing but love from XMF

      • 10thMountainFire

        He is just hockey sexy pure.

        • Z-man19

          I stained my couch on that one

  • Chesterfield King

    jungle drums a beatin’…

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    Still trying to feed Sharp.

    • AMR

      at this point why not?

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      I have no problem with that if he is the open man in scoring position.

    • Minorhawk

      Let’s feed Kaner for the hattie

    • 10thMountainFire

      I’m fairly certain Kaner is actively pursuing putting Sharpie in a spot to break through.

  • 2883

    Oh Captain

  • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

    Toews move was beautiful and the Yotes look like total garbage. Love this.

  • Daze55

    Hammer is studly.

    • QCBlackhawk

      Was just thinking the same thing. The pressure he put on fixed the fuckup pass really well.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Look at Hammer break that shit up.

    • AMR

      to think he was on the trade block

      • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

        I vote we all call him HamSandwich again. He’s earned it.

      • 2883

        He still might be but probably not til the off-season

      • Z-man19

        Might have been if not for Monty’s brown brain

        • AMR

          hate to say this but it ended up being a good thing

    • chidiver

      I think he and Oduya are working really well together.

  • Chesterfield King

    Supah nintendo hjaalmers. fuckin’ shit up.

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    4 goal lead is the most dangerous lead in hockey.

    • CornelisonsFlagPointer

      Fixed!

  • CozBullsFan

    You can tell Sharp is pressing. After that last shot that went wide, he looked up like he was really frustrated.

  • Z-man19

    I hear the beat

  • 2883

    6-1 this is easy.

  • 4FeatherFanatic

    Light this shit up

  • chidiver

    Bicks!!!!!!

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Too Fucking Awesome. 6-1
    Bye Bye Smith

  • happyhuman

    This is awesome.

  • QCBlackhawk

    YES! KEEP THIS GAP!

  • kcrvpn

    Bye, bye Smith

  • pompoon

    Jesus this is just a goal parade

  • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

    LABARBERA! COME ON DOWN!!! Also Stals, that was awesome.

  • pierzynskirules

    BICKELL!

  • Minorhawk

    Shaw made a great pick in front…May not show on the score sheet but thats sweet

  • Daze55

    Mega boner. Yandle puts it back in.

  • mightymikeD

    smith yanked.. DLR in the ‘Pen.. sweeeeet

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    I have become Blackhawk, the destroyer of GAA’s

    • amontesawesome

      The original destroyer of worlds fits in decently too.

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    DLR. DLR. DLR.

    • birdhead

      still a lot of game left to play …

      • QCBlackhawk

        All we have to do is maintain the spread :o

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Stick in skate. No really, I wasn’t trying to trip him.

    • chidiver

      We’re not going to get any more PPs unless its something the zebras HAVE to call

  • 2883

    How’s that not tripping? He got his stick literally inthe skates

  • Chesterfield King

    lol Saad.

  • JRF

    Best. Revenge. Ever.

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Would be, if we do it in the Playoffs.

  • 10thMountainFire

    Smith flop: $4
    Smith broken stick: $125
    Smith yanked: priceless.

    • Minorhawk

      Smith blows…Yes he does

    • AMR

      I would like that commercial would actually watch it

  • QCBlackhawk

    Scum asswhipped Scum Jr. In regulation. 5-1.

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Glad for that, but not sure I want Scum waking up.

      • AMR

        I might be wrong but I would say that the scum jrs are slowing down

        • QCBlackhawk

          Yeah, this is my hope. Hurt their precious GAA

          • birdhead

            it’s since Halak went down that they’ve really been having issues, right? which fucks me off because he and Elliot are both on my fantasy team :-/

          • High and Wide

            One of my teams just has Elliot and Bryz for goaltending (after dropping Holtby). It … could be going better.

          • birdhead

            My GAA this week is 8.something. Actually that was two days ago, it’s probably worse after today. The very worst thing is that I could have had Crow, and laughed at the idea.

          • High and Wide

            Some days I just don’t scroll all the way down to the goaltending stats. And I actually laughed at the person who drafted Crawford as their first goalie, though I’m happy to eat some crow (RIMSHOT) on that one.

          • birdhead

            If you were expecting the Hawks to be good and you’re in a league where wins are more important than GAA and sv% I suppose it’s not that crazy? But he was ranked really high considering.

      • Chesterfield King

        I’m mostly looking for evidence that they’re tuning out Hitchcock

        • AMR

          it would have been a year for that. He got hired in December of last year and they are tuning him out month into this season.

          • chidiver

            That would be quick. I thought he was on a 3 year cycle.

  • 10thMountainFire

    What this game needs now is Hossa goal.

    • mightymikeD

      yes, yes it does

    • chidiver

      Dear Hossa Claus,

      I want a Hossa goal
      Kaner Hattie
      Sharp goal

      • chidiver

        P.S. and a DLR!

  • Chesterfield King

    The San Francisco Giants sell broken game bats in their dugout store.

    The Phoenix Coyotes should start selling broken Mike Smith sticks in their store as well.

  • Joe Banks

    is this free? Do I have to pay a pimp to watch this?

  • Daze55

    Glad Emery looks solid again. His time with Anaheim and Ottawa and his career goalie fights should say enough

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    5 goal lead is the most unconscionably dangerous lead in hockey.

  • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

    Bolland is 7-4 on faceoffs so far tonight… ha.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Third line is kicking butt.

  • Minorhawk

    Hoss is still flying…Bow down to him now!!

  • Chesterfield King

    Saad looks so crazy good

  • QCBlackhawk

    Oh man, I wish that worked. I love Saad

  • Z-man19

    Saad, this kid is the shit

  • chidiver

    Glad to see everyone is still skating with a little jump!

  • Minorhawk

    Well…That was also fun…Chasing the Academy Award winner is sweet.

  • Joe Banks

    bring in LaBarbara

    • chidiver

      Already in

  • http://twitter.com/llUrbanAchiever Jeff Lebowski

    Is it just me or is Doan skating into every board battle with his elbow floating around above his shoulder looking for a chin to connect to?

  • QCBlackhawk

    “When he pops one into that soft little area.”
    Simmer down, Edzo.

    • http://twitter.com/llUrbanAchiever Jeff Lebowski

      They opened the game joking about “catching” “pitching”.

      “I prefer the catchers.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet
  • happyhuman

    Well this sucks. CSN died on me.

    • chidiver

      What was it doing on top of you?

      • Z-man19

        And what was the cause of death?

      • happyhuman

        ಠ_ಠ

      • High and Wide

        Too much, apparently.

  • QCBlackhawk

    So apparently in Smiths 2 games against the Hawks this year, his GAA is 7.67 as long as he doesn’t play more this game

  • chidiver