• derlemke

    MOAR GOALS, MOAR POINTS

  • DesertHawk

    we get Anthem!!

    • mightymikeD

      and Penis Head

      • DesertHawk

        I never get to hear anthem, don’t ruin this for me!!!

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    Go Blackhawks!

  • Skags

    Throw some glitter make it rain. Let me see them hands up.

    • 2883

      Ke$ha eh?

  • 2883

    They did a job on that crowd noise during the anthem. MOAR HAWKS GOALS

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Let’s go Hawks.

  • CozBullsFan

    Let’s go Hawks!

  • derlemke

    Ug so close

  • DesertHawk

    So you’re allowed to just not let dudes standup?

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Kings D men are just barely keeping up right now. Speed advantage to the Hawks.

  • Chesterfield King

    MOAR HAWKS GOALS

  • derlemke

    Biscuit!!!!! Goal

  • DesertHawk

    Seabs!!!!

  • AMR

    Seabrook!!!

  • 2883

    SEABSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    A thing of beauty. Kings Outclassed. 1-0 Hawks.

    • Z-man19

      Fucking gorgeous

  • CozBullsFan

    Seabs!

  • Chesterfield King

    that was phenomenal

  • AMR

    Lets get another!

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Pierre: The Blackhawks going Harlem Globetrotters on the Kings.”

    • DesertHawk

      Ok that’s kinda funny…

    • AMR

      and that was the fourth line

      • Z-man19

        They’ve created the 2 best scoring chances, Frogger is on it today

        • putmeinthemadhouse

          frogger is just on it period. been playing lights out.

          • Z-man19

            Yes he has

        • High and Wide

          Kruger even won the faceoff!!!

    • KingTalkyTiki

      Loffles

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    why cant we see that kind of movement on the PP?

    • Z-man19

      It’s against the rules somehow

      • DesertHawk

        Too much of an advantage for us, also we have 5-10 weights in the jerseys of all of our skaters.

  • mightymikeD

    The expression in Soccerball is “Passing Them To Death”.. more of this plz

    • DesertHawk

      Did it pain you to call it that?

  • MattC86

    Clever little play by Bollig preventing Doughty from getting Quick his stick back.

    • 2883

      I may regret saying this but I don’t regret Bollig as much as I used to

      • AMR

        He has been okay so far

      • MattC86

        I’ve been impressed with him early on today. That said, that was technically interference. I’ll take it, though.

        • 2883

          Quick got right up and complained about it to no avail

  • Z-man19

    And release the CLOWN

  • 2883

    Too much man PP time

  • Chesterfield King

    2 too many lol

    • AMR

      they had 7 on the ice

      • AMR

        plus the goalie

    • DesertHawk

      Shouldn’t that be 3 on 5 then?

      • 2883

        gotta play the puck too, so just one

        • DesertHawk

          Ahh

  • Chesterfield King

    OH CAPTAIN! MY CAPTAIN!

  • DesertHawk

    I’m impressed shaw still got that shot off.

  • AMR

    Toews!!!1

  • Z-man19

    Much better, fuck yeah

  • derlemke

    TOEWS BABY!!!!!

  • 2883

    CAPTTTTTTTTTTT

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    PP Killer Klowns

  • CozBullsFan

    CAPTAIN!

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    I like how, when Hossa is outnumbered on the boards 2-1, instead of moving to support, his team mates go to the shooting lanes, knowing he will win the puck.

    • DesertHawk

      It’s because he’s Marian Hossa.

      • AMR

        He is a hockey god

  • mightymikeD

    that was Quicks stick that put it in wasn’t it?

    • AMR

      No it was toews

      • Z-man19

        Yep 19 got it

      • CornelisonsFlagPointer

        Off the iron, bank’s open!

      • Z-man19

        And a stellar pass from Duncs

    • High and Wide

      yeah, it looked to me on the replay that Toews poked it in as far as the post but a really wide (e.g. goalie) stick blade actually put it over

  • 2883

    Damn Sharp needs one, whiffed on it

  • Z-man19

    Oh Sharp, SNAKE BIT

    • AMR

      he needs to get a dirty or flukey goal to spark him I think

      • Z-man19

        He needs to go to the lake and drop a puck in, it may not hit water

        • AMR

          If he was in china he couldn’t hit the great wall

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    I hate that Geico pig. Where are the Rally Rats?

    • DesertHawk

      I think that poor actresses career is probably over too.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Bolly against Carter. and he loses the draw.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    I missed pregame, any news on Crow?

  • GerDevine

    This “scoring goals” thing looks like fun. I wish the Wild would try it from time to time….

    • Z-man19

      Hi Geraldine, long time no see

      • GerDevine

        Yep, been too long.

        That Geraldine meme is never going to die, is it?

        • Z-man19

          Probably not, unless you give us something else to call you that’s better

          • GerDevine

            I’m sure Mike can come up with something even worse if he gives it some thought….

          • Z-man19

            I suppose you could give us something juicy on mmd

          • GerDevine

            Unfortunately he probably has plenty of stuff on me to counter with.

          • Z-man19

            So you’re sticking with Geraldine, could be worse

        • Chesterfield King

          what “meme” are you talking about, Geraldine?

          • DesertHawk

            Unknown poets!!!

          • GerDevine

            Not sure if serious…..

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Ellerbee whacks Quick…

  • DesertHawk

    High-Sticking!!! 2 min to Ellerby :P

    • AMR

      I’m surprised they didn’t blame it on shaw somehow

      • DesertHawk

        He does love to murder goalies.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Kings look like their skating in wet cement compared to the Hawks.

  • mightymikeD

    I’m waiting for the refs to call a Too Much Men on the Hawks.. because they must have at least two extra skaters out there, right?

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      No, but they are indeed, too manly.

  • Z-man19

    Ah shit, regret has surfaced

    • 2883

      Sigh, I spoke too soon

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    PK time. Too bad, cuz another second and the Kings would have been called for Int.

    • DesertHawk

      Emerick agrees.

  • AMR

    PK needs to be good

  • DesertHawk

    I feel like that was a weak interference call…

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    LOL, Toews lifts a stick and the Kings clear it themselves.

  • Z-man19

    FUCK

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Ouch! Biscuit.

  • DesertHawk

    Fuck SEABS!!!!

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Gut shot, not to the head as I feared.

  • Z-man19

    Got the goods I think

    • AMR

      I agree

  • 2883

    Seabs won’t be having kids, hope his wife/gf is happy

    • mightymikeD

      I’m wincing, here

      • 2883

        I feel for Seabs…. that looked awful

        • mightymikeD

          went down like he was shot.. had to hurt like the bejaysus

    • birdhead

      According to Chris Kuc that’s not the case!

      • 2883

        What’s not the case?

        • High and Wide

          his wife is already pregnant (as is Duncs’ wife)

        • birdhead

          @chriskuc: “That Duncan Keith to Brent Seabrook pass was two daddys-to-be connecting for the #Blackhawks goal.”

          http://twitter.com/ChrisKuc/status/303244110863691778 I assume he wouldn’t tweet it if he wasn’t pretty confident.

          • 2883

            Well I mean, any MORE kids after the ones already in the oven.

          • Z-man19

            Lets just say in the short term Seabs won’t be using those for a while

          • 2883

            You think he’ll return to the game in the 2nd period?

          • Z-man19

            I wouldn’t think so but maybe he got it elsewhere, if that got the cookies, I think he’s done for the day minimum

  • derlemke

    Hopefully he just had the wind knocked out of him.

    • Z-man19

      That does more than take your wind away

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Looked like his cup may have been turned inside out.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    The wall that is Razor.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    And now we send in the Killer Klowns.

  • 2883

    Clown shoes

  • DesertHawk

    Blue Suede Shoes? Maybe, please?

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Killer Klown Klogs.

  • DesertHawk

    Sharp… poor guy

    • KingTalkyTiki

      Can’t get a break….but at least he’s good lookin’…..I’m told…..

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Sharp trying to do a little too much by himself there.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Clown shoes are back, no support for the entry man.

    • DesertHawk

      Sidenote I love your avatar. And the hamster I found at work, is named Boo.

      • Sparky_The_Barbarian

        GOAL! Hamsters and Hawks fans everywhere, REJOICE!
        I love Baldur’s Gate. Great story line.

        • DesertHawk

          Yep! Finding a hamster, in the heritage room of an Air Force squadron while working radio for a night op was a bit weird. But I knew right away what to call him. I love me some Infinity engine games.

  • DesertHawk

    I think that one looked pretty good. Am I wrong in that assessment?

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Started and ended well, in the middle it was horrible.

      • Z-man19

        Hey

        • Sparky_The_Barbarian

          Howdy.

  • Chesterfield King

    at least Brookbank is policing after whistles and such

  • 2883

    Keith and Seabrook are so in sync that even their wives are pregnant at the same time?

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Teamwork, Baby!!!!

      • 2883

        That’s dedication.

      • birdhead

        so many swingers jokes, so little time

  • DesertHawk

    So it’s this guy’s fault that Kaner won’t shoot!

  • 2883

    2nd period thread link?

    • Z-man19

      Not up yet

      • DesertHawk

        How ’bout now?

  • Z-man19

    Seabs on ice for 2nd, he’s all man

    • 2883

      Means the testicle didn’t rupture.

      • 2883

        Aka Salo

      • Z-man19

        I’d hope not

  • Z-man19

    SHARPIE MOTHER FUCKERS

  • DesertHawk

    SHARPIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • CozBullsFan

    SHARPIE!

  • 2883

    PATRICK SHARPI FINALLY

  • 2883

    DDN with a goal

  • DesertHawk

    Why no PS?

    • 2883

      Wow your feed is ahead of this

      • DesertHawk

        I’m watching the broadcast. Seemed breakaway-y to me… not enough?

        • 2883

          Nevermind my dad is being retarded thus it’s not live here. It wasn’t a breakaway though

  • DesertHawk

    What happened to Hjalmarson?

  • birdhead
  • Z-man19

    New thread up