I’ll never call him dad! Not even if there’s a fire!
Accipiter
We’re here to fuck shit up !
10thMountainFire
Are you high?! It’s Shark Week!
Accipiter
I’ll kiss you on the mouth, Kenny Rogers.
10thMountainFire
I’ll kill you, Leonard Nimoy!
Accipiter
Holy Santa Claus Shit !
10thMountainFire
I know you touched my drum STICK because there’s a chip in it.
Accipiter
I was watching Cops.
10thMountainFire
You’re a liar! I know Cops doesn’t come on til 4!
Accipiter
HI ! Where is HIBLD ?
10thMountainFire
I also would like to know where Mr. LeDonne is at the moment…
Sparky_The_Barbarian
Let’s go Hawks.
pierzynskirules
let’s go hawks!
CozBullsFan
Let’s go Hawks!
justforkicks
LETS GO BLACKHAWKS, WIN WIN WIN!!!!! ALL THE GOALS FOR US, NONE FOR YOU WILD
flavius
The best make believe rivalry in the league
Accipiter
Believe it !
10thMountainFire
I don’t know… that final game last year pissed me off. Minnehaha acted quite like Vancouver.
flavius
That third period comeback a few years ago pissed me off…..what was it, they came back with 4 goals to win 5-4? I think I was mainly pissed at Cristobal Huet, though
10thMountainFire
The 5-0 one? That was the straw that broke Huet’s proverbial back, if I recall well.
flavius
that sounds about right…..’twas a nasty one
ahnfire
OH GOD I REMEMBER THAT GAME.
I was so mad. why did you have remind me of that game? UGHHH
flavius
RIVALRY!
Accipiter
The hype is real.
ahnfire
yea, we really hate the Wings!
oh, not the Wings? yea, we hate the Blues!
wait, not them either? uhm..Vancouver? no?
rivals with the Wild? since when?
AMR
Apparently because they are the North Stars replacement. I guess NBC needed to promote this game
DesertHawk
Don’t most of us like the wild, since they beat the stars a few years ago?
CozBullsFan
It’s all a misguided ratings grab. Everyone watching knows it’s all BS. People are watching this game because they want to, not for the story line.
Chesterfield King
MOAR HAWKS GOALS
Chesterfield King
bad news, ladies and fellas. I only have 1 (!) bagel left tonight
stacie7
hey Ahn do you have your Hossa jersey on? We have to make sure something is in place.
Accipiter
I’m pantsless, does that help ?
10thMountainFire
Doesn’t it always?
DesertHawk
You retired now 10th?
10thMountainFire
Decided to move on. I’ve done tours and re-enlisted and it was just time. I was one of the ‘war dogs’. No real purpose for me to remain in the ranks. Time for a new breed to take the garrison-centric approach that’s around the corner.
What about you? Sticking at your present station or PCSing?
DesertHawk
I’m actually retired now. Happened 13 years earlier than planned, thanks for that body, but still got a retirement, so that’s cool.
10thMountainFire
My body started to rebel as well. After a while you’re forced to listen or it just gets worse.
DesertHawk
Yeah I only went over 1 time, came back and spontaneously developed 3 different chronic illnesses. As far as medically retired folks go, I’m a fully functioning person though, so I didn’t get to do my 20 as planned, but I’ve got all my parts, and other than needing meds to stay awake, and not being able to carry a note as long as I used to… I’m pretty much the same me I used to be.
stacie7
Isn’t everyone on here pantsless?
10thMountainFire
If they’re doing it right. That explains our start to the season.
CozBullsFan
I’m wearing the only piece of Hawks aparel I could get living in Mexico. A Hawks t-shirt with a 6-0-0 record!
ahnfire
I’m at work
We can blame my job for anything that goes wrong. Feel free to send me money so I don’t have to work when Hawks games are on.
DesertHawk
Blaming Job now.
ahnfire
STUPID JOB. I SHOULD BE WEARING MY PANDA JERSEY RIGHT NOW.
DesertHawk
What kind of job doesn’t allow Hossa Jereseys?
ahnfire
a stupid one.
DesertHawk
We should all write sternly worded letters to your boss, as concerned citizens.
10thMountainFire
I am largely illiterate but I can get my crayons out if you want me to help.
DesertHawk
We could see if bolly would let us borrow some blood.
ahnfire
I’m sure they’ll appreciate that.
DesertHawk
I had plans tonight, but I’ve watched every game live…. plans canceled.
10thMountainFire
I hope your plans did not include putting on pants… unless that is what you canceled. In that case, carry on.
60613
Rivalry night? The Wild?
Joe Banks
Go Hawks Go!
Sparky_The_Barbarian
Enough with the stretch pass and icing. SKATE!
ahnfire
UGH.
Sparky_The_Barbarian
FUCK
putmeinthemadhouse
fuck.
Chesterfield King
BAGEL-A-TOASTING
POPPY SEED DON’T FAIL ME NOW
stacie7
Well at least we don’t have to worry about anyone jinxing the shutout
DesertHawk
Silver Linings!!!
stacie7
it’s too early in the game for me to start pushing people off the ledge
ahnfire
not for me!
Sparky_The_Barbarian
Shaw out hustled to the puck off the draw.
Joe Banks
Fuuuck
pierzynskirules
blah
10thMountainFire
Eh.
10thMountainFire
Puck, you have angered me. Don’t do that anymore.
http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet
tots on deck…
http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet
Wait…is someone in here wearing pants????
2883
Play some D in front of Crawford for fucks sake
Sparky_The_Barbarian
Well, at least we don’t have to worry about jinxing the shut out.
DesertHawk
I feel I’ve seen this before.
stacie7
Great minds – right Sparky?
10thMountainFire
Does Harding have… a shutout?
Sparky_The_Barbarian
Not tonight.
ahnfire
not anymore!
10thMountainFire
My work here is done.
ahnfire
good job!
Chesterfield King
uhhhgly
Sparky_The_Barbarian
Holy fuck. Anybody in a white jersey interested in paying defense?
flavius
Pierre says it’s a goal…..that’s good enough for me
Sparky_The_Barbarian
Hot Damn
pierzynskirules
yes!
2883
SHAW!
Chesterfield King
THE FUCK
http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott
Whaaaaaaaaat.
10thMountainFire
ANDY SHAW!!!
Sparky_The_Barbarian
Shawshank redemption
DesertHawk
Shaw!!!
putmeinthemadhouse
Well there ya go.
ahnfire
yay for Shaw!
10thMountainFire
Did Milbunk just really say Shaw is popular in Chicago because of his ‘reckless play’?
ahnfire
Milbury is commentating in this game?
10thMountainFire
I thought that was him. I was in the other room momentarily… I know he’s in the studio but it did sound like him. Whoever it was has raised ‘stupid’ to an entirely new level.
DesertHawk
Emrick I think.
flavius
It was Pierre McDouche…..said Shaw’s a fan favorite…..personally never seen anyone wearing a Shaw jersey, but…..
ahnfire
there are Shaw fans. I don’t know any IRL but they exist.
DesertHawk
I like him… would I buy his jersey… no.
2883
I think he’s a nice cheap player who can be a bottom6 player…
Chesterfield King
We look slightly more awake
Sparky_The_Barbarian
If ‘awake’ = ‘pissed off’
Chesterfield King
I bet a bollig fight would wake us all up
Sparky_The_Barbarian
Buckle in, kids. It’s gonna be a bumpy ride.
Joe Banks
EE hah!
Joe Banks
SHAW!!!
2883
Sharp’s shot did not go in althouit was close
ahnfire
TAZER!!!!
Sparky_The_Barbarian
CAP’N
flavius
TAZER!!!!
2883
Toews .. . !!!
http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet
Johnny Hockey!!!
happyhuman
Tazer!
Chesterfield King
OH CAPTAIN!!! MY CAPTAIN!!!
10thMountainFire
I love you, Jonny. Be my valentine?
stacie7
You can’t have him – he belongs to all of us <3
10thMountainFire
I saw him first. This is totally unfair.
ahnfire
life isn’t fair.
10thMountainFire
Apparently neither is this thread. I clearly called dibs.
pierzynskirules
sorry there is no dibs
10thMountainFire
Well I’m throwing a red flag. I don’t care what sport this is. I’m challenging this ruling on the ice.
ahnfire
mods say no.
10thMountainFire
I quit.
pierzynskirules
you lose the challenge and the time out.
10thMountainFire
I have morphed into the Lovie Smith of hockey.
pierzynskirules
sad
2883
Denied
Z-man19
You’re out numbered and surrounded, I’d back away slowly
10thMountainFire
I prefer to turn and sprint. It gives me a better chance of surviving.
pierzynskirules
Get in line
10thMountainFire
But it’s soooo long…
Sparky_The_Barbarian
Said that, she did. // Yoda
pierzynskirules
hmmmm
http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott
Don’t TAAAAAAAAZE ME BRO
pierzynskirules
CAPTAIN HAWK!
Joe Banks
TAZER!!!
Chesterfield King
TOEWS. GOES. FIVE HOLE.
10thMountainFire
Man… Saad is really impressing.
Chesterfield King
I love him
10thMountainFire
Apparently he isn’t ‘fast enough’ for the Holy Trinity line.
Z-man19
My Captain
ahnfire
OMG WE CHASED HIM ALREADY?!
2883
Wonder if his MS is acting up
DesertHawk
I’ve got a buddy with MS, hopefully they caught Harding’s soon enough… my buddy needs a wheelchair now as he can only walk for about 2-3 minutes at a time.
2883
yeah I agree It can’t be easy to be an athlete at the top of your game to … not being able
10thMountainFire
Medical science is doing great things these days. Hopefully he has a long career free of pain as possible.
pierzynskirules
okay
Sparky_The_Barbarian
Well, that escalated quickly.
Goalie change at 2-1 ?
10thMountainFire
They’re still learning how to win up there.
The Doctor
That’s kind of a shitty coaching move. That first goal wasn’t a bad one to give up.
DesertHawk
Well now i feel bad for Harding
2883
Yeah it has to be a bad feeling
10thMountainFire
Yeah, that seemed really hasty. And stupid.
Sparky_The_Barbarian
Indeed. BS being pulled that quick for one bad goal. Shows no confidence in goalie or team.
ahnfire
I will feel bad tomorrow.
RIGHT NOW I BELONG TO THE CHURCH OF THE RAT. BWAHAHAHAHA BYE HARDING.
stacie7
you so nasty
ahnfire
you’re the nice one. not me.
flavius
I generally like Emrick….but that was not a good spot for him to bring that up.
DesertHawk
Don’t really know when else he could have, generally the goalie who’s not in game, doesn’t get spoken aboot.
birdhead
Maybe he shouldn’t have brought it up at all then?
DesertHawk
Perhaps, that’s that whole Star/Athlete privacy thing. :shrug:
Z-man19
I’m guessing he’d tell you to stick it
DesertHawk
Doesn’t make me feel less bad, I can sympathize with medical stuff interfering with a job you love.
Z-man19
Good point
Sparky_The_Barbarian
I know how to make Harding feel better. Score four more goals.
10thMountainFire
Instant up-rec-boat-vote.
Chesterfield King
Shooter looking sharp †onight
10thMountainFire
I see what you did there.
Chesterfield King
I LOVE YOU SAAD
CozBullsFan
Saad is doing everything right. He’ll get his points.
2883
he went hard to the net on the Toews goal…. I thought he might have gotten a piece of it but nope
CozBullsFan
as long as he keeps doing that, good things will happen.
Chesterfield King
His competence and hard work really make our current line combinations work.
10thMountainFire
He’s too slow to skate with Panda and Marvel.
Joe Banks
lol
ahnfire
Saad? He’s not that slow
10thMountainFire
He’s immature and slow. He clearly does not have the tools to skate with the top line. It’s clear. It’s obvious. Gawd.
Joe Banks
Don’t worry, Carcillo will be back soon
Z-man19
That you Blou?
Joe Banks
Oh no he didn’t
Chesterfield King
EVERYONE WHO ISN’T A PARTIAL SEASON TICKET HOLDER SUCKS
ahnfire
You forgot to add “SIGH” and then mention that Kaner is disappointing and Carello will be dead by 40.
Chesterfield King
I’m not sure about that, but he’s been fantastic at setting them up and breaking out of the zone. He’s really facilitated Toews and Hossa with his passing and solid defensive play.
Accipiter
Sarcasm detector, turn it on.
Chesterfield King
I’m juggling an essay, chinese food, a delicious poppy seed bagel, this, and watching the game.
My sarcasm detector is slightly overloaded right now.
10thMountainFire
You’re free to drop any of those tasks aside from the bagel. You’re required to continue eating bagels until told otherwise.
Chesterfield King
I only have the one…
Accipiter
Small bites.
Chesterfield King
The on campus store does have bagel bites… hmmmmmmmm
10thMountainFire
I am not seeing a problem here. Intermissions are there for a reason. There is no excuse. I expect you to have a stomach full of bagel by the end of the third period.
Chesterfield King
sure sure sure sure
10thMountainFire
You better find a way to feed all of Galilee with that thing.
2883
Intermission bagel run
DesertHawk
You could probably set things down and just pick them up when you need them… there’s this really neat thing called a table, you should look into it.
ahnfire
awww Badger’d.
DesertHawk
CozBullsFan
Is Carcillo fast? Nope. Saad has a bit more leg than him. He’s doing it’s at 20. Not even mad.
DesertHawk
And 10MF trolls TCI.
10thMountainFire
I’ve been keeping this place clear of trolls since I was five.
JRF
Third line looks pretty great since giving up the goal.
Z-man19
Nice play hammer
Sparky_The_Barbarian
I really want that next goal. Get up by two, survive the initial push back, and these guys might fold up.
Joe Banks
THIS.
ahnfire
The internet is amazing. Harding smashing his stick is gif’d already.
Watching an opposing goalie abuse his stick isn’t as satisfying when I’m being informed about how he’s battling MS.
ahnfire
don’t listen to the commentary.
Sparky_The_Barbarian
Always wise advice when watching NBCSN M-O-U-S-E
2883
I mean, it’s probably why the goals went in…. no doubt
10thMountainFire
Brent Seabrook, professional blue liner.
2883
Inb4konopkabolligfight
DesertHawk
Where’s GP at? I haven’t seen her in any of the GDTs
Accipiter
SCH ?
pierzynskirules
yep
stacie7
Yep she’s over there
Z-man19
SCH
DesertHawk
She no loves us!!!! :sobs:
Z-man19
Don’t think she cares for Disqus
DesertHawk
Does anyone?
girlphoenix
My internet and computer are kinda terrible. I’ve been having trouble with disqus even when it’s not having to update all the time. I even have trouble with SCH during the games.
DesertHawk
Bummer-ness. Well hopefully disqus gets better, and you can achieve computer/internet upgrade at some point. I feel out of place at SCH with the new “ownership”.
Chesterfield King
LOL MINNESOTA
Sparky_The_Barbarian
All that action behind the Hawks net and Doc, Edzo, and Pierre are talking about mahogany decks.
flavius
That Konopka’s a smart one
10thMountainFire
Dance, shoes. Dance.
Z-man19
CLOWNSHOES
2883
Wow Bollig drew a penalty
Chesterfield King
I don’t know how to respond.
Z-man19
Check your pantry for surprise bagels
Chesterfield King
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE… WHEN BOLLIG DRAWS PENALTIES.
flavius
Nice
ahnfire
if he continues to make smart decisions like that, I will be fine with him instead of Mayers playing.
putmeinthemadhouse
Bollig making a smart choice? To not fight? I like this.
JRF
That might be the smartest play Bollig’s ever made as a Blackhawk.
DesertHawk
Bollig didn’t fight?
Sparky_The_Barbarian
No fun if you can’t instigate
http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet
Konopka is complaining he’s in a vacuum…which is why there’s no sound.
Are we just mocking the league now with the penalties. I can see them just sticking their tongues out and going “Nannie nannie boo boo” after each successful kill.
Paul the Fossil
That zoomed-in shot of Klopotnik’s clear FUCK YOU! from the penalty box looked great on a 50 inch HD plasma TV…”for all you young hockey players out there…”
putmeinthemadhouse
hilarious. he spaced out the words too “Fuck. You.”
10thMountainFire
I’ll forgive him because he has an awesomely slavic name.
10thMountainFire
Oduya… lost beneath all this defensive awesomeness and the resurgence of Hammer, the emergence of Leddy.
Chesterfield King
I’m ok with having TOO many storylines about our excellent d-line
Paul the Fossil
This.
Evidence suggests that StanBow has a decent eye for acquiring defensemen, though unfortunately some of them have trouble staying healthy.
10thMountainFire
Or breaking into Q’s line-up… cough cough Lepisto.
DesertHawk
Is he still on the team?
10thMountainFire
Not that I know of… not even anywhere in the NHL as far as I’m tracking.
DesertHawk
Bummer.
flavius
Pretty sure he went KHL
flavius
Poor Kim Johnsson….RIP
10thMountainFire
I don’t think he’s dead… rumor has it that he works at a Jiffy Lube underneath the UC ice.
Chesterfield King
oh shut the fuck up about Dougie fucking Hamilton
stacie7
I have heard that name so many times the last couple of days.
DesertHawk
Dougie Hamilton?
Joe Banks
Crow.
ahnfire
please do not give up a goal in the last few seconds. unless you’re Backstrom.
DesertHawk
Why is there a stick in Crow’s net?
10thMountainFire
Whoever lost it… is blaming Bollie.
Sparky_The_Barbarian
The Wild D man who was in the net must have left it there
flavius
Clusterfuck, I think
putmeinthemadhouse
The d man ran into the net, crow kept his stick as pennance.
Chesterfield King
Apparently there’s a tornado warning in the DC area. You’re not really supposed to leave your residence. This might not bode well for my bagel escapade.
stacie7
stay safe
Chesterfield King
nah, I’m just gonna run really really fast. If I get swept up I’ll just borrow some from the Tin Man or something. See you guys in the next thread.
Sparky_The_Barbarian
Delivery?
ahnfire
be careful!
DesertHawk
Sell your house real quick, then you’ll be leaving someone else’s residence.
Chesterfield King
heh
10thMountainFire
Totally rational, totally logical.
flavius
Common sense problem solving…..that’s how we do it at the CI
Joe Banks
i’m suddenly picturing a giant bagel falling on the witches house…