• Joe Banks

    GO HAWKS GO!!!

  • Chesterfield King

    MOAR HAWKS GOALS

    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR

  • Flavius

    So this Corona Beer band on the beach commercial….I like that song….I’m not proud of it, but I’m not apologizing either

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Play sharp D, boys. Play sharp D (not to be confused with playing Sharp ON D).

    • Joe Banks

      What’s your point?

      • Chesterfield King

        who’s on first?

  • 10thMountainFire

    Martin Erat is in al-Qaeda.

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Al Qaeda wouldn’t take him, said he was too douchey.

    • jackattack

      He’s a member of Westboro.

      • 10thMountainFire

        That’s worse.

        • jackattack

          If Erat is in Westboro, what is Legwand in?

          • mightymikeD

            Erat

          • 10thMountainFire

            Oh shit. Well done.

          • Chesterfield King

            slow clap

          • jackattack

            An Erat-Legwand-Blum human centipede.

    • mightymikeD

      His mum dresses him funny, too

      • 10thMountainFire

        …in yellow.

        • mightymikeD

          piss-yellow, please

          • Z-man19

            If your piss is that color, you need some med attention

          • mightymikeD

            you’re probably dead

    • Chesterfield King

      he’s a yucky guy

  • CozBullsFan

    Let’s go Hawks!

  • ahnfire

    “@ChrisKuc: #Blackhawks’ Marcus Kruger’s goal was first even-strength goal allowed by Predators goalie Pekka Rinne in 316:40, dating back to Jan. 28.”

    damn, Rinne.

    • jackattack

      Fucker is good.

    • 10thMountainFire

      I love Pekka Rinne when he’s not playing us.

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Wow. Hell of a streak.

  • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

    Why the fuck would a car company use a computer generated image of its car on a commercial?

    • 10thMountainFire

      Modern society sucks, Bob.

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      The car wouldn’t do a nude scene.

  • CozBullsFan

    So my new experimental margarita was successful. Habanero tequila margaritas are tasty!

  • jackattack

    Does anyone have a reliable CSN stream?

    • ahnfire

      don’t think there are any.

      also, we try not to post any streams just so we don’t get the ToS in trouble. you’ll have to read in between the lines whenever streams are discussed.

      • jackattack

        word. I knew this was the case but figured I’d try my luck. Thanks ahn!

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    You mean to tell me that Shanny is going to actually have a meetup with Grabovski about pulling a Burrows on Max last night? REALLY?

    I want to like Montreal. And then they give me a reason not to.

    • AMR

      Grabovski is on Toronto

      • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

        I am aware. And..

        Oh.

        I see what you did there.

    • birdhead

      ummmm biting is disgusting and toddlers know not to do it; also, against the rules?

      • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

        Max put his arm in his mouth. That’s my issue, really.

  • mightymikeD

    For those stuck with the Preds feed.. it’s not actually all that bad… they’re calling the game well and being pretty impartial.. also definitely sober

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Classy organization, Smashville.

    • jackattack

      The sound is like 30 seconds late in my feed.

    • 10thMountainFire

      Well how is that any fun at all?

      • mightymikeD

        no shout outs, golf references and they’re generally paying attention?

        • 10thMountainFire

          Does not compute.

        • Flavius

          Ouch

        • Z-man19

          Thus mmd proposed to the color guy

          • 10thMountainFire

            That’s it. We’re done.

    • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

      I do not mind their crew at all. They were smart — got some hockey guys to talk hockey to the Confederacy.

      (And… yes… I am six generations removed and I STILL HOLD A FUCKING GRUDGE. BECAUSE THE NORTH FUCKING WON. BECAUSE GRANT IS FUCKING MONEY, DUDE.)

    • girlphoenix

      they have some crazy turns of phrase though

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    OK OK OK –

    UFC going with foxy-boxing.

    Can we get back to regular, honest-to-God boxing back, please?

  • Joe Banks

    Hey Kompon, “why the long face”???

    • Luc Bernard

      Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar, the bartender asks…

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Since Edzo’s not here, I’ll say it: “Get it out, get it in deep.”

    • 2883

      you forgot to say all you young hockey players

      • ahnfire

        and “stop it right there”

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Ahem: CLEAR IT

  • Chesterfield King

    CAT FISH

  • girlphoenix

    pred should have gotten a DOG for the fish

    • 2883

      and a head for their 90 minutes

  • jackattack

    What the fuck was that fish for

    • Flavius

      Which fish?

      • ahnfire

        the catfish?

        • Flavius

          Oh…..yeah, that’s sad

          • 10thMountainFire

            Saad.

          • Chesterfield King

            Saaaaaaad

    • girlphoenix

      why do scum fans throw octopi, who the fuck knows

      • ahnfire

        scum throw octopi because of an old history of having to win 8 games to get the Cup (back before expansion).

        Catfish is a new thing.

        • girlphoenix

          terrible.

          • ahnfire

            which part? both?

          • girlphoenix

            yes

          • Chesterfield King

            The catfish is fucking stupid.

            The octopi thing is a weird and quirky, but cool part of Hockey history, imo

          • birdhead

            I feel the same way (except I don’t mind about catfish). Same as hats on the ice after a hat-trick. Sure, it delays the game a little, but it’s worth it.

      • 10thMountainFire

        I have heard that the Hawks used to throw Mackerel. I think it was Les Grobstein that once said that.

        • girlphoenix

          why would you throw seafood at all

          • 10thMountainFire

            I have no idea. How would you even sneak that in in this post-9/11 environment?

          • Chesterfield King

            There was a whole article a while back about how people sneak them into Joe Louis and the proper etiquette for preparing and throwing one.

          • ahnfire

            it was really gross. the guy would tape the octopus to his leg then wear baggy pants & sit with it in his pants until he could throw it. ughhh ew.

          • BigHoss

            thats detroit for you

          • Z-man19

            So you aren’t doing that?

          • ahnfire

            did you just compare me to a Scum fan?

            I should ban you for that.

          • BigHoss

            nooooo i like z-man

          • Z-man19

            Just seeking clarification. :D

          • 10thMountainFire

            For a minute there, Detroit Red Wings fans started to resemble Boston Red Sox fans… assuming they were some ‘nation-wide’ fan base with kitschy traditions etc. Even typing this comment makes me want to go throw up on Joe Louis Arena. I really fucking hate Scum.

      • mightymikeD

        because they’re idiots?

        • 10thMountainFire

          Well, they DID remain in Detroit after everyone else got the fuck out, so…

  • Z-man19

    Oh Hossa

  • ahnfire

    awww Panda.

  • Chesterfield King

    y’know, crawford has something going on

  • 10thMountainFire

    I love Brandon Saad. He reminds me of no one in particular… just Brandon Saad.

  • Z-man19

    A STANLEY CUP WINNER RIGHT THERE

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Kaner embarrassed Rinne

  • ahnfire

    KAAAAAAANER

  • Flavius

    FUCKING KANER! Michael Leighton says “hi”

  • 10thMountainFire

    Patrick motherfucking Kane! Hart Trophy finalist!

  • girlphoenix

    love the hawks

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    PATRICK KANE IS FROM THE UNION ARMY!

    CLOTHED IN IMMENSE POWER!!!!

  • ahnfire

    FLASHBACKS TO 2010. WHERE’S THE PUCK?!

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Pronger picked it up.

      • 10thMountainFire

        Fuck Chris Pronger. Fuckin bag of used kleenex.

        • Z-man19

          Anyone heard how he’s doing?

          • ahnfire

            not good, last I heard :(

          • BigHoss

            not a word probably still upperbody injury

          • girlphoenix

            his bro doesn’t think he’ll play again

          • Z-man19

            I’m just hoping his life can be normal again

          • 10thMountainFire

            That’s a shame. No matter how much I hate the guy, I don’t wish that on anyone. Pretty horrific injury.

    • Fleshrifle

      I saw Pronger take it!!

  • Chesterfield King

    WOOOHOOOOOO

  • happyhuman

    Wow, that really was like the Cup winner

    • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

      Frightening, really.

      Odd that the refs blew that whistle and called it a goal, out of habit.

      HEE HEE

  • mightymikeD

    that goal looks familiar…

    • 10thMountainFire

      I have no idea what you’re referring to. None.

      • BigHoss

        i think hes referring to a kop trick

  • CozBullsFan

    KANER!

  • Luc Bernard

    C’mon Kaner, you’re allowed to celebrate a little bit.

    • 10thMountainFire

      Shhhhh. Bolland is watching.

  • Chesterfield King

    LOL CUP

  • BigHoss

    that goal is a dagger you say konroyd hell yeah chelsea dagger!

  • Fleshrifle

    DAGGER GOAL!! Just like the Philly goals sans the wispy facial hair of a 14 year old boy on a camping trip.

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    PS BTW BBQ

    Crow.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Crow! Great Save

  • BigHoss

    CROW SAYS NO

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    BIG McLARGEHUGE

  • Flavius

    CROW!!!!

  • Z-man19

    CROW

  • 10thMountainFire

    Crow says, ‘Hey guys! I play, too!’

  • Luc Bernard

    SAVE!

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    Did I…did I just see Chris Pronger run onto the ice and grab the puck?

  • Joe Banks

    Crow says no!

    • BigHoss

      copier haha

    • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

      Craw say Nah!

  • Chesterfield King

    dude’s still awake amazing

    • AMR

      I forgot that crawford was even playing

      • BigHoss

        i forgot there was a game

      • 10thMountainFire

        So did Crow.

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    Does Crow get the #1 star Shoutout?

    • Fleshrifle

      With about 10 saves? Kaner had the puck on a string tonight. Saad gets my #2. Crow #3 and Pat talking about the Grammy’s gets the Fail.

      • fleshrifle

        And I fail for talking about the Stars of the game with 11minutes left. Bad rookie move on my part.

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    Mrs. Underwood is the missus to a Grammy-award win–

    WHO CARES WE ARE WINNING

  • BigHoss

    haha grammy’s still on? pat: who cares haha

    • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

      If Chris Brown and Rhianna walked in together, it’s fake. BELIEVE IT.

  • Luc Bernard

    Oh Mike Fisher, why couldn’t you convince Carrie to move to Ottawa?

    • BigHoss

      or chicago

      • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

        With our cap room? FAIL.

      • Luc Bernard

        He could be reunited with Hossa. And we could bring back Havlat too. Ottawa ex-pats.

        • girlphoenix

          how about chara also?

          • BigHoss

            i was talking about carrie underwood, but sure lets do that

          • Flavius

            Have you seen that contract of his?

          • Luc Bernard

            You think he could help any? Hmmm…

          • girlphoenix

            in a sens reunion

  • Flavius

    MOUSEKETEER!!!!

  • Chesterfield King

    NICE

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    In all seriousness — why does everybody make such a HUGE deal about Fisher getting hitched to Carrie Underwood?

    If he coulda married Carrie, he coulda married Florence Welch. But he chose Carrie. Which is a POOR CHOICE.

    • 10thMountainFire

      Oh, man… weakness for redheads has made an unexpected appearance tonight.

      • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

        I know my audience. I make no apologies for it.

        • 10thMountainFire

          Well it’s unfair to do this to me in my condition.

  • CozBullsFan

    kruger’s head hit the ice pretty hard there. hope he is ok.

    • 10thMountainFire

      He gets three turns. The key is making it to the logs on the water.

  • Chesterfield King

    oh man please

  • ahnfire

    Kaner is trying very hard to get Sharpy a goal.

    BROMANCE.

    • 2883

      <3

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      That’s fine, but let’s not be offering odd man rushes the other way.

    • BigHoss

      BROS!

    • 10thMountainFire

      It works 83% of the time.

    • Flavius

      I get the feeling Sharp’s gonna drop the gloves pretty soon if his goal luck doesn’t turn

      • 10thMountainFire

        As soon as we play Kopecky…

    • girlphoenix

      did you see that quote where sharp said kane is good on the ice etc and a good friend off the ice also

  • Joe Banks

    What a team effort to get 10 on the board

  • Z-man19

    Can we get Sharp an ENG so they quit trying to force it to him

    • 10thMountainFire

      He’d hit the post.

      • Z-man19

        All 3

  • Chesterfield King

    you know what I want hockey godsssss

    • Flavius

      ice cream sammitch?

      • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

        Get thee to section K

      • ahnfire

        is he sitting in section k?

        • Chesterfield King

          HEY KIDS

          Pretty sure my hearing hasn’t fully recovered from that

      • Chesterfield King

        even better

    • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

      SHUT IT. SHUT YER TRAP IMMMMMMMEDIATELY.

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    OH GOD FOLEY IS HITTING ON THE MISSUSES MAKE IT STOP

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    “Fisher is in behind.”

    EVERYBODY! Not all at once now.

  • Joe Banks

    Has Sharp outshot Nashville?

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Whew. Close one, Crow.

  • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

    Only one question left in this one…

  • Joe Banks

    Crow says no!

  • Luc Bernard

    Too close, too close.

  • Chesterfield King

    COME ON KEEP IT TOGETHER BOYS

  • 10thMountainFire

    Good showing in Nashville, Hawks fans!

  • Joe Banks

    just slashed Hjammers stick in two, no call.

    • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

      It’s because Hammer’s a goon.

    • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

      If this game was called tight, Hawks could have scored 6 or 7. Making the assumption the Hawks power play wouldn’t always be five guys standing around.

  • Chesterfield King

    COME ON GODDAMMIT GIMME WHAT I WANT

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    Oh, wait — Konroyd with RELEVANT INFORMATION.

    Congrats, Captain.

  • ahnfire

    my stream is having an epileptic fit. c’mon stream, stop it.

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    COME ON BOYS…..

  • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

    Is anyone going to do anything stupid?

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    COME ON!!!!!

  • Z-man19

    1 minute remaining

  • Chesterfield King

    COME FUCKING ON

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    DO IT! DO IT GOD DAMN IT!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

    NEVER MAKE IT EASY

  • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

    Shout out!

    • Accipiter

      To who ?

  • Z-man19

    A SHUTOUT

  • Chesterfield King

    HAPPY NEW YEAR MOTHER FUCKIN SHUTOUT

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    And There It Is!
    SHUTOUT!

  • ahnfire

    SHUT OUT SHUT OUT SHUT OUT OMFG SHUT OUT

  • Flavius
  • 2883

    Shu. what?

  • 10thMountainFire

    Crow!

  • Joe Banks

    CROW!!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    WE PUT OUR FAITH IN BLAST HARDCHEESE!!!!!!

    • Flavius

      Smarter than we look….just sayin’

      • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

        DIRK HARDPEC

    • ahnfire

      sidenote: wtf, none of your posts showed up until I refreshed the entire page…then suddenly I see you’ve been commenting this entire period. wtf disqus?

      • Z-man19

        Not just you

        • Flavius

          Calmer than you are

          • Accipiter

            You want a toe ? I can get you a toe.

          • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

            THEY’RE GONNA KILL THAT POOR CONFEDERATE SOLDIER….

            (I’m still sore over Andersonville. Fucking Rebs.)

      • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

        You tell me, eh?

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    Wait. You’ll jinx his next start.

  • Chesterfield King

    A SHUTOUT A SHUTOUTA SHUTOUTA SHUTOUTA SHUTOUTA SHUTOUTA SHUTOUTA SHUTOUTA SHUTOUTA SHUTOUTA SHUTOUTA SHUTOUTA SHUTOUTA SHUTOUTA SHUTOUTA SHUTOUT

  • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

    I love being right.

    • putmeinthemadhouse

      Here on out, only HIBLD can predict shutouts.

    • ahnfire

      good job Bob

    • 10thMountainFire

      You are an American hero, Bob.

      • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

        EGO TRIPPIN

  • 10thMountainFire

    10 out of 12 points?! Holy fucking never happens, Batman!

    When was the last time we had a trip like this? Was it the 9-game streak in late 2009?

  • ahnfire
    • amontesawesome

      that was crazy fast.

      • Accipiter

        TWSS.

  • CozBullsFan

    Finally! A god damn shutout!

  • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

    Nice win considering the location. Hawks looked really good. The Preds looked like garbage.

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Preds are gassed. Tough schedule and they went to OT last night (in fact I think they went to OT in three of the last four).

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Here we are at the quarter pole with 22 of a possible 24 points.

    • 10thMountainFire

      Heh heh heh… he said ‘pole’.

    • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

      Also pretty much half way to the magic playoff point total of 56. ((95/82)*48)=55.6

      • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

        No we aren’t, my math has failed me as 22/56 is only 39%. MY BAD.

        • DesertHawk

          I’d say 6 out of 28 remaining is still almost.

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER

  • mightymikeD

    I said this, pre-game:

    Three things Guaranteed..

    1) Rinne stands on his head

    2) Maaaartin Eeeeeeeeeeeeerat scores a goal that is so annoying a
    tick chewing it’s way through your perineum seems like the most fun
    you’ve ever had by comparison.

    3) Fucking Achy-Breaky-Shit, Hat-Country-Jingoistic-Asshole,
    Sweet-Embrace-Of-Death-Encouraging goal music. And that song by that
    paedophile as well.

    None of these things happened. I love being wrong.

    • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

      Upboats for being wrong.

    • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

      I said the Hawks would lose. STUPID ME.

    • High and Wide

      I love you being wrong

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    Does this rate Jungle Drums?

    • Chesterfield King

      nahhhh

    • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

      Crow says no.

    • ahnfire

      well, Kills has stated that it’s usually a 4-5 goal differential before it’s considered. Plus it has to be total domination.

      I think this is a good game, but not a DLR

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      DLR needs to do a follow up for the reunion album, Nobody Gets One.

  • 10thMountainFire

    This team is good.

    • Flavius

      I’d feel a lot better with Bolland at 3C, but…..I like our chances.

      • Z-man19

        That line is getting better or the competition is getting worse

  • pompoon

    Oh my god, Crawford got a shutout…so me thinking about it in the 2nd period *doesn’t* jinx him?!?!?

    • Luc Bernard

      Jinx is for baseball

    • Toews still makes funny faces!

      Just this time. All of the other times before this, yes it did in fact fuck him!

  • Luc Bernard

    Best… roadtrip… EVER

  • Fleshrifle

    CROWDADDY!!!

  • Chesterfield King

    That’s the first shutout in years! I’m gonna go crack some champagne and make love to my old lady! It’ll be the first time, the best time, in a long time!

  • BigHoss
    • BigHoss

      and check out my melodies too

  • amontesawesome

    The Predators are absolutely toothless.*

    *Note: This is referring to their lack of offensive abilities, not a joke about the American south.

    • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

      That’s what I’m talking about –

  • 10thMountainFire

    Lockout? Fuck you, lockout!

    • BigHoss

      we dont bring up those words

  • Inside the Net

    Tonight’s game is brought to you by the number 0

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    First star — honestly — for the SHUTOUT….

    PUNCH ROCKGROIN!

  • Toews still makes funny faces!

    630 days between shutouts! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!

    • 10thMountainFire

      That’s just terrorism, I don’t care how you define it.

      • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

        Seeing as you fought it for a living, I’ll believe you.

        [/props]

  • Joe Banks

    Shutout! Shutout! Shutout!

  • AMR

    I didn’t see the last few minutes because I was explaining why the Coyotes need to move and looked up and saw the clock tick to zero. My mouth dropped as I saw crow get a shutout

    • Toews still makes funny faces!

      AMR? Auxiliary Machinery Room?

      • AMR

        American Medical Response

    • High and Wide

      I was busy taking screencaps of that girl in the fully bedazzled Kane jersey (IN TOTAL ADMIRATION, FYI) and then my friend sent me an e-mail and my brain exploded.

    • DesertHawk

      We are not friends…

  • Accipiter
  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    The Blackhawks are the Leaders of the National Hockey League… CLOTHED IN IMMENSE POWER!!!

  • Accipiter

    We haz most of the points !!!

    • BigHoss

      DAGGERRRRR!!!!

  • Chesterfield King
    • Joe Banks

      Blast Hardcheese!

    • The Doctor

      One of the best episodes of MST3K! Great vid.

    • The_FFF

      Crud Bonemeal!

  • Z-man19

    Good for Crow and the D

  • Flavius

    I know he has a lot of other interests and hobbies and plenty of money, but….I think Patrick Kane ought to go ahead and stick with this hockey thing….he’s pretty good

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    BTW, kids…. Ice Show Trip — 10 points out of a possible 12.

    That’ll do, Pig. That’ll do.

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    Not to beat the whole Union 1:0 Rebels bit to death, but……

    GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH!
    GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH!
    GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH!
    THE HAWKS ARE MARCHING ON!!

  • TheFullAmonte

    Shutout? Do we get fined for that?

    • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

      Shanny will find a way. TRUTH.

  • girlphoenix

    Final Stats

    Shots: CHI-27, NSH-17 (Saad 4, Sharp Fro Kane 3, Duncs Leddy Toews Stals Bolly 2, Kruger Bicks Shaw Hoss 1)
    Hits: CHI-8, NSH-15 (Seabs Bicks 2, Saad Rozsi Shaw Fro 1)
    Blocked Shots: CHI-14, NSH-14 (Seabs Leddy 3, Duncs Toews 2, Jelly Mayers Oduya Bolly 1)
    Attempts Blocked: CHI-14, NSH-14 (Jelly Sharp 3, Duncs Seabs Leddy Toews Saad Mayers Stals Rozsi 1)
    Missed Shots: CHI-9, NSH-10 (Jelly Sharp Mayers Stals Oduya Rozsi Bolly Fro Hoss 1)
    Giveaways: CHI-11, NSH-9 (Sharp Oduya 2, Duncs Jelly Seabs Kruger Rozsi Bolly Kane 1)
    Takeaways: CHI-12. NSH-6 (Oduya Bolly Hoss 2, Jelly Sharp Saad Bicks Rozsi Kane 1)
    Shutouts: CHI-1, NSH-0
    Faceoffs: CHI-42%, NSH-58%

    Kruger 0/2 0%
    Toews 8/16 50%
    Mayers 3/7 43%
    Bolly 6/14 43%
    Shaw 3/10 30%

    • Accipiter

      Thanks.

    • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

      KILLJOY.

      Chicago 10:2 Rest Of Western Conference

    • ahnfire

      heheh shutout stat.

    • putmeinthemadhouse

      how many games has saad led the team in SOG now?

  • High and Wide

    KFC FAN CAM LADY IN THE FULLY BEDAZZLED PATRICK KANE JERSEY:
    WHY AREN’T WE FRIENDS?????
    also you are obviously shutout magic, A++ work

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    Love you fucking Union Loyalists. Won’t be on the comments on Tuesday in that I will be at the game, EXPECTING MY FREAKING MAKE-GOOD FAN SALUTE PRIZE THING.

    Laters.

    • ahnfire

      you won one of those fan salute things? they’re REAL? Wow.

      g’night Chief!

      • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

        NO. I have NOT won one of those Fan Salute things.

        If I don’t get a damned Zamboni ride, I’m suing.

        I’m a lawyer. I can do that.

        • Joe Banks

          Go to Rockford and ride the Ham-boni!

  • ahnfire

    “@ChrisKuc: #Blackhawks goaltender Corey Crawford on how aware he was of possible shutout: “How aware was I? Come on. I knew. I knew.””

    Awwww Crow! I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.

    • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

      HA!

    • High and Wide

      Wonder if that also means he was having increasingly elaborate fantasies about What Could Go Wrong

      • putmeinthemadhouse

        Ever aware of that elusive center ice shot.

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    All of you still on this stale thread:

    ALL IN FAVOR OF 10 POINTS OUT OF 12 ON THE ICE SHOW TRIP….. SAY AYE!

    • Z-man19

      I’m even more in favor of 22 out of 24, AYE AYE

      • Joe Banks

        Did you say aye aye?

  • Joe Banks

    Corey Crawford – meet Victor Fasth