• Chesterfield King

    MOAR HAWKS GOALS

    MOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

  • pierzynskirules

    MOAR HAWKS GOALS!!!!!!!!!!

  • mightymikeD

    Derek Dorsett.. I’d forgotten about him & my favourite Deadspin headline ever http://deadspin.com/5886270/small-child-attempts-to-fight-professional-hockey-player

    • Chesterfield King

      one of John Scott’s brief shining moments

      • mightymikeD

        it’s the smile…

        • Chesterfield King

          Scooter’s like: Alright, if you really want to

          • mightymikeD

            “If You Must”.. *THUMP*

          • Chesterfield King

            “Are your sure your parent’s said it was alright, Dorsy?”

          • mightymikeD

            “Don’t worry: Mommy will kiss it better” *WHACK*

          • Z-man19

            More like ‘seriously’?

          • Accipiter

            Scooter got taken down with a body shot the other night.

    • DesertHawk

      Thank you

  • Accipiter

    Let’s Go Blackhawks !!!

  • chidiver

    New thread! What’s that smell?

    • mightymikeD

      sorry. Chili for dinner

    • Z-man19

      TMFF got here first

  • 2883

    WIN THIS PERIOD

    • mightymikeD

      DO THAT!

      • DesertHawk

        I’d like us to win the game too… not sure how we could do one without the other, but don’t wanna tempt anyone.

        • mightymikeD

          remember: god hates the Beej

          • Accipiter

            and Michael J. Fox

          • flavius

            Even Atheists agree

  • QCBlackhawk

    You know, watching the replay I don’t feel quite as bad. Crow’s glove was touching the guy before he moved aside for the puck. It’s still stupid and ugly, and I feel dirty… but not as much.

  • QCBlackhawk

    Fuckin Fan salute. I haven’t seen anyone from Iowa win a damn thing, yet. >:p

    • Z-man19

      Now I remember who you are

      • QCBlackhawk

        I told Ahn once, but that’s about it. I’m formerly “ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms”

        • DesertHawk

          Ahhh, why you change your name?

          • QCBlackhawk

            People were always confusing me and AllYouyoungHockeyPlayersOutThere, and it was a long name, and I got sick of the term hockey moms. etc.

          • DesertHawk

            Valid I guess… I’ll allow it. Well howdy and welcome back around, as I haven’t seen you in ages.

          • QCBlackhawk

            Thankee :D
            I was filled with rage during the lockout and stayed away from most things Hockey related other than reddit. I usually only checked there to see about the progress (or lack thereof) on negotiations.

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    Guys, I’m required by human decency to let you know that I’ve been a total cock, and I’m sorry I’m a total cock.

    redy 4 hockey now

    • DesertHawk

      No worries, that was last period.

    • Chesterfield King

      np

  • Chesterfield King

    I mean our passes haven’t been great, but CBJ has played a pretty solid defensive and physical game. These guys aren’t pushovers anymore, and they are definitely playing with more zip

    • pierzynskirules

      That’s what happens when you sign goons.

  • Chesterfield King

    NICE crow

  • CozBullsFan

    Let’s go Hawks!

  • mightymikeD

    DRINK.. not because of Edzo, just because

    • DesertHawk

      :looks at Dr. Pepper can: If you insist…

    • QCBlackhawk

      Because Crow playing the puck like Fatso?

  • flavius

    Nikita Nikitin’s parents are silly people

    • Accipiter

      What about Fedor Fedorov ?

      • The_FFF

        And if you assume Jack Johnson’s first name is John.

        • Accipiter

          Never assume.

          • DesertHawk

            It makes an ass of um and e

        • girlphoenix

          it is. he’s actually john johnson III

    • DesertHawk

      Knew a Billy Williams as a kid… never got why his parents would do that.

  • Z-man19

    Ah fuck

  • chidiver

    Dear Hawks:

    If you choose to win, please win by 2 or 3 so we don’t have to suffer BJ whining.

    Thank you.

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    Ah. A stick foul on Kaner. That looked familiar.

  • 2883

    Make up call

  • chidiver

    Stupid penalty to take in the offensive zone. I remember when Q used to bench Kaner for that shit.

  • Z-man19

    Don’t feel good about this one

    • QCBlackhawk

      Yeah, I’ve got a sinking feeling, and I am not allowed to drink it away since I’m at work.

  • QCBlackhawk

    Hey, they tried OUR stupid back door play.

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    At least the “even strength” thing still shows up

  • Chesterfield King

    good kill good kill

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    Oh. Oh that was pretty.

    • Z-man19

      Very

  • The_FFF

    TAZERRRRRR

  • pierzynskirules

    TOEWS!!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    DANGLE THAT SHIT, CAPTAIN

  • 2883

    GOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLLLL oh capt

  • flavius

    Toews is awesome

  • happyhuman

    Wooo!

  • Z-man19

    CAPTAIN YOU SICK BASTARD

  • chidiver

    Oh captain my captain!

  • Chesterfield King

    OH CAPTAIN!!! MY CAPTAIN!!!

    • chidiver

      jinx!

  • QCBlackhawk

    TOEWZORBEAMS

  • DesertHawk

    Guilt assuaged a bit?

    • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

      Well, look. (1) We’re gonna get jobbed one of these games. (2) This is the Blue Jackets. That turnover was criminally bad.

      But to answer your question: no.

    • CozBullsFan

      Not really. That would have been a huge momentum shift for the BJs.

  • Chesterfield King

    that was purdy

  • CozBullsFan

    Captain!

  • mightymikeD

    You try to force the puck through Hossa.. THAT’S WHAT HAPPENS!

  • chidiver

    Stals had a pretty nice backcheck play to prevent a slapshot. Lifted a stick on the backswing.

  • Z-man19

    WTF is this a penalty?

  • DesertHawk

    Awww Wisniewski, got him an owwie….

  • chidiver

    CUP CHECK!!!!

    • DesertHawk

      I think he sticked himself in the solar plexus

      • chidiver

        Is that what they call the twig and berries in Ohio?

        • DesertHawk

          I wouldn’t know… but to me it looked like his chest came down on the end of his own stick… possibly cause his feet weren’t on the ice… which makes me feel even less bad for him

      • Accipiter

        Seppuku

        • mightymikeD

          I can never get those numbers to add up right

    • Z-man19

      Seemed a little high for that

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    Wiz got hit in the knee?

  • mightymikeD

    Oh Dear.. poor Wiz. Fuck Him.

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    What exactly is the Jackets’ deal with Krugs? I’m not getting this at all.

  • DesertHawk

    Nice shot from Fro

    • The_FFF

      Looks like Mason barely got on top of it too

  • chidiver

    Those blue lines are slippery

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Wet paint.

  • QCBlackhawk

    I am concerned with the lack of Stalberg goals and/or hatty’s.

    • DesertHawk

      It is disconcerting.

  • mightymikeD

    this is why Jammer>Bollig: fights at the right time, can also actually play Hockey

    • QCBlackhawk

      Said everyone but Q

      • mightymikeD

        did you see Boll back down like the a-hole that he is? nice.

      • flavius

        which explains why Bollig is scratched?

        • Chesterfield King

          The fact that Bollig is even up with the main team is kind of damning

    • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

      CONCUR

  • Z-man19

    Who is Moonpie passing to?

    • The_FFF

      Who is Moonpie?

      • Accipiter

        Brookbank.

  • Chesterfield King

    rut roh

  • Z-man19

    4 min?

    • AMR

      2 for holding 2 for unsportsmanlike

      • DesertHawk

        Thanks

        • Z-man19

          Your welcome

    • Z-man19

      I don’t feel bad anymore

  • pierzynskirules

    seriously?!

  • DesertHawk

    4 min for what? I now pat just said it, loud kid.

    • QCBlackhawk

      Edzo said unsportsman?

      • DesertHawk

        Danke

  • Chesterfield King

    Bolly being shitty

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    Is that the second time Bolly got hit for woofing? He’s gotta stop doing that shit.

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    Be reeeeeal nice if they could get that clock working…

  • Toews still makes funny faces!
  • Chesterfield King

    Good job captain

  • DesertHawk

    Toews just took the puck back from Mason, that was awesome.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    I hate to be Debbie Downer, but isn’t Crow about due to give up his second goal of the gam?

    • Accipiter

      He tried once already.

    • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

      Well, technically he did give one, right?

      • Sparky_The_Barbarian

        Oh, yeah…

  • chidiver

    They’ve been cracking down on the big mouths so far this season. Rat should just stare at em.

  • DesertHawk

    And CBJ implodes

  • Chesterfield King

    LOL WHAT IS HAPPENING

    • The_FFF

      EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING

      • flavius

        Meltdown….4 minute PP handed to them….implode

        • Accipiter

          Nothing is fucked here dude.

    • QCBlackhawk

      CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER.

      • happyhuman

        MASS HYSTERIA!

    • Z-man19

      The wheels are falling off the BJS bus

      • flavius

        I heard that God hates them

        • Z-man19

          It’s been rumored

        • Accipiter

          The wheels ?

          • Z-man19

            Them too

  • pierzynskirules

    hmmm

  • flavius

    Wow….Columbus has a really stupid team

    • Toews still makes funny faces!

      Water is wet and Wiz is a Douche!!!

  • Toews still makes funny faces!

    Um why no PS for throwing the stick????

    • DesertHawk

      Didn’t touch the puck, I guess?

      • Toews still makes funny faces!

        NHL Rules say however

        53.6 Penalty Shot – When any member of the defending team, including the Coach or any non-playing person, throws or shoots any part of a stick or any other object or piece of equipment at the puck or puck carrier in his defending zone, the Referee or Linesman shall allow the play to be completed and if a goal is not scored, a penalty shot shall be awarded to the non-offending team.

        • DesertHawk

          Then I have no idea, Edzo/Foley said something about Mason being lucky he didn’t touch the puck.

  • QCBlackhawk

    You know, a clock would really be good for this penalty clusterfuck

    • flavius

      That’s some pretty fancy shit you’re asking for there…..that high tech stuff is expensive

    • Accipiter

      They can put a love triangle on the moon ….

    • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

      At least they have a 4 on 4 clock?

  • DesertHawk

    We should take some shots….

  • pierzynskirules

    ugh mason

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    A lot of holding the puck, but the chances were quality. All you can ask, really (besides, you know, scoring).

  • JPSoprano80

    YOWZA

  • Chesterfield King

    nice recovery from saad there

  • chidiver

    SHAW! Y U MISS!

  • QCBlackhawk

    So is that 2 unsportsmans in a game by Bolland when we got a gift? He might need to chill out a little.

  • DesertHawk

    Nice save Crow!!

  • AMR

    I am just hoping they are just saving their energy for tomorrow or the Hawks are in trouble

    • Z-man19

      Don’t expend any more than is necessary

    • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

      A little worrying for sure. But hey, Crow’s doing good, always a good sign

    • amontesawesome

      5 games in 7 days, 4 on the road. It’s possible they might just be zapped.

      Although baffled as to why Q would choose this game, of all games, to cut Leddy’s minutes and give Keith a few extra.

    • DesertHawk

      Allegedly Detroit is terribad so far this season.

      • Accipiter

        Their defence is.

        • Chesterfield King

          yeah Datsyuk is still Datsyuk

          • AMR

            So is Zetterberg

          • Chesterfield King

            Mhmm.

            Wait, Zetterberg is still Datsyuk?

          • Z-man19

            So is Lidstrom

          • Chesterfield King

            Lidstrom is still Datsyuk?

          • 2883

            and he’s somewhere in Sweden

          • Z-man19

            True but he’s still Lidstrom

          • Accipiter

            Source ?

          • Z-man19

            google

          • DesertHawk

            Smart ass :P

          • Toews still makes funny faces!

            So is Yzerman and Shanahan!

          • flavius

            Also Gordie Howe, ya know

          • DesertHawk

            :happy memory of kaner showing Datsyuk up last year:

          • mightymikeD

            luckily FCAB is still FCAB and Kronwall is still their No.1 D-man.. don’t all laugh at once

          • justforkicks

            definitely great. in his own arena no less

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    Lots of talking points from that last stretch, but I think this needs to be emphasized:

    CROOOOOOW!

  • JPSoprano80

    Crow = BOSS

    • Accipiter

      Things no one said last year.

  • flavius

    Just noticed…..Super Nintento Hjalmers is +3

    • 2883

      Hammer’s been really good

    • Z-man19

      He’s been good

      • CozBullsFan

        I’m admittedly surprised at his play so far this year.

        • DesertHawk

          pleasantly so.

        • Z-man19

          I never thought he was as bad as some but he’s been better this year no doubt

  • Z-man19

    Fuck suckers

  • The_FFF

    Fuck

  • flavius

    POOP

  • pierzynskirules

    blah

  • DesertHawk

    gorramit.

  • JPSoprano80

    Looks like I will edit my last comment (sigh)

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    That wasn’t on Crow. Dubinsky had THREE Hawks around him. THREE.

  • Chesterfield King

    this is what happens when you play like garbage

  • CozBullsFan

    fuck

  • mightymikeD

    The Beej are sponsored by Al-Qaeda.. pass it on

  • chidiver

    I’ve not been a fan of how we’ve been playing the end of most of these games.

  • Z-man19

    Oh Hammer so close

  • chidiver

    Little too much english on that one…..oops…sorry mmD

    • QCBlackhawk

      What’s it mean to put Irish on something? No this is not a joke setup.

      • Chesterfield King

        Just Whiskey

  • The_FFF

    Oh thank HOSSA

    • mightymikeD

      Hossa Giveth in His Infinite Wisdom

  • 2883

    this game will be all about that no goal call

    • flavius

      That 4 minute PP the beej took 15 seconds to hand back should get equal notice, but….

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    Getting worried there’d be some Yakupov there.

    It’s a win. Hopefully tomorrow’s more fun

  • flavius

    HAWKS WIN!

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    No way we shoulda won that one, But we did. I don’t know how I feel about that.

    You ask me in a couple weeks, though? IT’S TWO POINTS.

  • pierzynskirules

    hawks win! 5-0

  • mightymikeD

    5-0-0.. I like

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    We’re stealing points lately. Time to start earning them tomorrow.

    • Z-man19

      Steal it earn it, either way is fine by me

  • AMR

    Well its a win

  • QCBlackhawk

    Ugly 2 points is still 2 points.

    • mightymikeD

      amen

  • Accipiter

    WE HAVE ALL THE POINTS !!!!!!!

    • mightymikeD

      MOAR POINTSSSS

    • Toews still makes funny faces!

      They should have picked up that third point in the 3 point game vs DAL!

  • Toews still makes funny faces!

    5-0-0 BITCHES!!!!

    • mightymikeD

      Yeah, baby

  • chidiver

    Praise Hossa!

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Tonight’s first star, the ref that waved off the goal.

  • justforkicks

    5 FUCKING 0 – 43 GAMES TO GO

    • Z-man19

      Might squeeze an ‘and’ in there

      • justforkicks

        that’s what the dash is for!

        • flavius

          Good dash, helluva dash!

          • Z-man19

            You are on a roll Flav

        • Z-man19

          Somewhere before that

          • justforkicks

            WHO CARES WE ARE PERFECT SO FAR RUN ON SENTENCES FTW

          • Z-man19

            Ha

      • Accipiter

        Go easy, that was typed mid heart attack.

        • justforkicks

          EXACTLY

    • mightymikeD

      WOOOOOO!

  • justforkicks

    toi for tonight

  • Toews still makes funny faces!

    CBJ should have had that goal count and Toews or Hossa should have been awarded a PS (which they would have converted of course), so it all even out in the end. HAWKS WIN!!!!

  • flavius

    Aucoin was -3, now -5 on season with no points

    • mightymikeD

      bwahahahahaha nice work, Cap’n Healthyscratch

  • derlemke

    Gibt mir miene points!!!!!!

    • CozBullsFan

      ja

  • ballyb

    Shitty calls even out over the course of a season

    • Accipiter

      Worryd ?

      • Z-man19

        is that ballyb?

        • Accipiter

          So says the handle.

          • Z-man19

            then he’s worried

          • DesertHawk

            ahem worryd

          • Z-man19

            GET OFF MY LAWN

  • mightymikeD
  • flavius

    Konroyd would make an excellent corporate spokesperson….oh, wait

  • chidiver

    5 wins in 8 days. Beyond my wildest dreams. Lets go for 6 in 9!

  • Z-man19

    Q emphatically states that the right call was made on the no goal

    • justforkicks

      ChrisKuc
      Blue Jackets’ Nick Foligno says in interview ref told him he bumped #Blackhawks goalie Corey Crawford “and didn’t give him time to reset.”

      • Z-man19

        Q said something about the guy clipping Crow’s skate and not letting him move. I’m hoping Q is right but I sure didn’t see it. He responded immediately after the question was asked and was pretty convincing.

        • justforkicks

          idk did not seem to be the case in the replay at all but i guess either he didn’t see the replay or crow said its what happened, or i don’t even know

          • Z-man19

            Q said he saw the replay. Q could be full of shit but he did a nice job of pretending he was serious if he is.

          • justforkicks

            Weird. Yeah could be that we just couldn’t tell. Not sure. There is also this:

            ChrisKuc
            Blue Jackets’ Nick Foligno says in interview ref told him he bumped #Blackhawks goalie Corey Crawford “and didn’t give him time to reset.”

          • DesertHawk

            You should quote that again :P

          • justforkicks

            haha omg. so not also this, but this again whoops

          • Accipiter

            Pretending is kinda like telling the truth.

  • DesertHawk

    So is this our best start ever?

    • justforkicks

      last time this happened was in 71. When they win tomorrow it’ll be the first time ever.

      ESPNChiHawks
      The Blackhawks defeat the Blue Jackets and match their franchise-best start to a season with 5 consecutive wins. They also did it in 1971.

      • Accipiter

        Believe it !

        • justforkicks

          you bet your ass!

          • mightymikeD

            I believe that none of us were alive then?

          • justforkicks

            i certainly wasn’t

          • Z-man19

            I was barely, why am I admitting this?

          • mightymikeD

            s’alright: I think Cliff was already telling people to get off his lawn in ’71

          • Z-man19

            that makes me feel better

          • DesertHawk

            Laaarms probably was too.

          • Z-man19

            I don’t think laaarms is that old, he’s just grumpy

          • DesertHawk

            My mom was 4, and my dad was 6, if that makes you feel any better.

          • Z-man19

            Asshole

          • DesertHawk

            :D I’m not the youngest any more, my first year on SCH I think I was the youngest regular commenter.

          • Z-man19

            so you aren’t the youngest asshole, good for you :)

          • justforkicks

            and then lance showed up?

          • mightymikeD

            8 years old for four years straight.. must be some sort of record?

          • DesertHawk

            He’s actually a cartoon character.

          • Z-man19

            where the fuck is Lance, I see him elsewhere but not here

          • DesertHawk

            No I think he and I are actually pretty close, some of the Col fans were younger, and a few Hawks fans showed up who were too, but that was in like year 2/3 of me commenting. Stupid getting older :(

          • Accipiter

            That doesn’t sound right.

  • Accipiter

    And now for the Battle of Alberta.

    • Z-man19

      Who?

    • mightymikeD

      where?

      • Accipiter

        Calgary.

        • Z-man19

          are you making shit up again? Oh wait, you’re pretending aren’t you

          • Accipiter

            Cite an example.

          • DesertHawk

            Alberta is a place. < example of pretending. Everyone knows it's just an unfortunate girl's name.

          • Z-man19

            I respectfully ask that you forget I called you an asshole

          • DesertHawk

            Forget what?

          • Z-man19

            You’re the best DH

          • DesertHawk

            Of course

          • mightymikeD

            Calga-whut? Is that like Narnia or something?

          • Accipiter

            1-0 Calgary.

          • Z-man19

            now I know you’re pretending

    • DesertHawk

      Battle of who?

      • justforkicks

        where?

      • The_FFF

        Bob & Doug McKenzie

    • justforkicks

      i am watching though, surprised it was a goal, they were all up in his grill plus kicking

      • Accipiter

        When you get in someones grill you have to make sure you get all up in it, open it up, kick it, so they know you were in their grill.

  • Z-man19

    the wrap is up

  • Z-man19

    I’d like to also say that we made it through this game with no Mod present and we didn’t wreck anything.

    • Accipiter

      YAY !!!