• pierzynskirules

    LETS GO HAWKS!

  • 2883

    The drive for 5… Let’s go Hawks

  • Chesterfield King

    MOAR HAWKS GOALS

  • flavius

    Pat Foley’s favorite goaltender tonight…..”Shut your mouth, SON”

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    ALL IS STRANGE AND VAGUE.

    Are we dead?

    Or is this Ohio?

    [ /animaniacing ]

  • Accipiter

    HI ! Where is HIBLD ?

  • CozBullsFan

    Let’s go Hawks!

  • Chesterfield King

    I got my Bolly jersey on, and a stack of Bagels ready to toast if needed.

    • Accipiter

      It’s a pants off dance off.

      • Chesterfield King

    • 2883

      I do not have my alternate Seabrook jersey.

      • Chesterfield King

        My Bolly is a Winter Classic jersey

    • Z-man19

      Hopefully you won’t need the bagels for this one

      • Chesterfield King

        I’m saving my first ever Kool-Aid for tomorrow

        • Z-man19

          That could be risky

  • mightymikeD

    What the Fuck, Fuck Shit Up

    • Z-man19

      I concur

  • mightymikeD

    Hi, Bob LeDonne is Feasting On My Entrails

    • CozBullsFan

      As a zombie, this makes me hungry.

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    Columbus had a home record attendance this week? I thought they burned those every season in some sort of ritual or something.

  • Chesterfield King

    why does it look like they forgot to turn on the lights in Columbus?

  • flavius

    A skidding Umberger…..yeech

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Had one of those for lunch.

  • pierzynskirules

    CROW

  • flavius

    I’m sitting here thinking, “who is 17?” And my brain answered “Wayne Presley”…..bad brain…..Brookbank

  • derlemke

    Kill “Em All Go Hawks

  • Chesterfield King

    LOL ODUYA

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    LOST A BLADE. Haven’t seen that in ages. What the hell are they paying the equipment guys in Columbus??

  • pierzynskirules

    here we go..

  • CozBullsFan

    That’s the first time I’ve ever seen that happen to a skate.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Now you’ve jinxed them, Pat.

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    Not very impressive so far, huh?

  • Z-man19

    Good Crow

  • DesertHawk

    God Damnit I can never figure out the start times!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    we look a little….flat.

  • Chesterfield King

    nice, Crow

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    Slab Squatthrust.

    Fist Rockbone.

  • Z-man19

    Better Crow

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    CROW!

  • Chesterfield King

    CROW

  • AMR

    At least Crow has decided to show up

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Shots 6-0 BJ’s

      • 2883

        6-1

  • QcBlackhawk

    Alright, so I’m gonna go ahead and be glad we have Crow and not Ray atm.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Hey, A Hawks SOG

  • DesertHawk

    God damnit!!!!

  • pierzynskirules

    hmmm…

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    There’s only so much Crow can do. Three great saves on that sequence.

    • Z-man19

      I have no complaints for Crow

  • Z-man19

    Not a PP goal

  • flavius

    BLFMRHGHLFRT

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    IT’S JUST LIKE WATCHING BRAZIL

    (especially when the other side’s defense DOES NOT SHOW UP)

  • Chesterfield King

    WAKE UP DINGLESHITS

  • 2883

    Fucking a

  • CozBullsFan

    fuck

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    Hawks have been reading their power rankings

  • Woods

    AAAAANY TIME the hawks wanna show up would be nice.

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    Wow, fucking EMBARRASSING Hawks team here.
    I don’t care if it’s half way through the first, this is pathetic. Except for Crow.

  • DesertHawk

    Oh man that was so close!!!

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Wide open net if Shaw could stick a fork in that bouncing puck.

  • Woods

    was that a SOG?

    • DesertHawk

      I don’t think it was, at least boxscore wise

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Ask the jackets, they seem to know more about that than the hawks.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    We’ll be fine, and now we don’t have to worry about the shutout.

    • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

      I thought we were worries about a Shuto Con

    • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

      I just don’t want this ethic to carry over tomorrow.

    • flavius

      Yeah, that’s a lot of stress removed

      • DesertHawk

        Do we honestly think they even remember what a shutout is?

        • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

          Crow probably does.

          • DesertHawk

            A distant faint memory, spoken of only in myth and legend.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Nice stick, Jammer

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    We’ve given Crow some stick around here, but he’s done well under the circumstances.

    The circumstances fucking suck, of course. But still.

  • TheFullAmonte

    Hawks need to simplify their game. No more being fancy making no look passes. No home run passes. Just play their simple puck possession game. Still gotta show up and play even to beat Columbus.

  • 2883

    Not fun so far….

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Too much passing, not enough shooting.

  • Woods

    WAKE UP

  • QcBlackhawk

    Why did he dump it to the corner instead of crossing.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    I’ve heard louder crowds at funerals.

  • flavius

    Out of sync seem tonight many ‘Hawks

    • Z-man19

      Yoda mode, nice

  • Woods

    It must’ve been that long flight to Ohio?

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    Anyone wanna toss me a heads up when the Hawks decide to start playing?

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      I’ve been worried for a week that if we stayed hot, this would be our let down game.

      • flavius

        You need a drink, Sparky….come to think of it, I need one, too

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    We can skate on the left side of the ice, you know, it’s not lava.

    • DesertHawk

      The ice is Lava???

  • 2883

    PP time

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    I see some Clown Shoes on the rise

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    Jack Johnson just unlocked the DOUCHEBAG badge on Foursquare.

  • Chesterfield King

    let’s get some energy goin

  • Z-man19

    CLOWNSHOES

  • Woods

    So Columbus gets two ex-Rangers and now they’re all douchebags?

    • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

      Outta my head, you.

    • flavius

      That sounds about right

  • Toews still makes funny faces!

    So when do the Hawks get to play?

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Whenever the alarm clock goes off.

    • pierzynskirules

      i think now

  • 2883

    they’ve all been douchebags

    • Chesterfield King

      waylon?

  • Accipiter

    Bolland has every right to be pissed off with that play.

  • Woods

    WTF is the penalty on Bolland?

    • flavius

      He said something mean?

    • 2883

      slashing was the call

    • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

      Not being a cunt

      • Chesterfield King

        dude quit it with the cunt stuff

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Slashing according to Edzo, must have been after the play.

  • Z-man19

    WTF????

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    OH YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME. Bolland goes to the box?

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    Columbus are cunts and the refs are cunts

    • Chesterfield King

      please stop

    • AMR

      I concur with Chesterfield

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Four on four is almost as good as a PP>:

    • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

      It is not a powerplay, hence it is better. Q.E.D.

  • 2883

    wow such bullshit

  • DesertHawk

    So what did Bolly do?

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Slashing according to Edzo, after the play, during the commercial.

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    THE HAWKS CAN SHOOT? THAT’S ALLOWED?

    • Accipiter

      SHOOT IT !!!!!!

  • Woods

    Bolland penalty must’ve happened during commercial I guess.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Two weak clearing attempts…

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Bolly!

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    JUSTICE!

  • Woods

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

  • DesertHawk

    BOLLAND!!!!!!!!!!!111

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    It’s great when your reaction to a goal is “cool.”

  • Z-man19

    Black fucking magic baby

  • flavius

    BOLLY!!!!

  • Chesterfield King

    RAT RAT RAT

  • pierzynskirules

    BOLLY BY THE WAY OF KANE!

  • happyhuman

    Wooo!

  • Toews still makes funny faces!
  • QcBlackhawk

    RAT

  • Woods

    Gotta love that douchebag Johanson with the extra push after the slash.

    • Woods

      *on Kane

  • CozBullsFan

    RAT!

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    Black Fucking Magic!!!!

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Saad will get that first goal tonight.

  • Woods

    Saad will get one soon.

    • Z-man19

      Try logging in at the little gear thingy by the share button

  • Chesterfield King

    NICE Saad. It wasn’t totally in his wheelhouse, wasn’t sure if he was gonna get that shot off

  • DesertHawk

    Does disqus just give up on updating for anyone else? it was chugging along fine, and then decided to not alert me to about 70 new comments…

    • Chesterfield King

      I refresh every once in a while

      • DesertHawk

        I think it’d irk me less if it didn’t pretend to try and allow live commenting… rather than doing a poor job of it.

      • Z-man19

        God to know you have good hygene

        • Chesterfield King

          why you little

          • Z-man19

            I’m not little, might be the other thing you were thinking though

    • Accipiter

      Yes.

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      F5 is your friend.

      • DesertHawk

        I’m more of a Ctrl+r ‘er for some reason.

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    Bolland pumps his fists and then looks at the rest of the team like he just dropped the mic

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Please stop the stretch pass.

  • Z-man19

    Saad keeps knocking

    • DesertHawk

      Knock, Knock, Knocking on your chamber door?

      • Z-man19

        Heavens door

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    Man. To be tied after that shitshow of a period? FINE.

  • Toews still makes funny faces!

    So for the Pro-Bowl. AFC or NFC?

    • DesertHawk

      What teams are those? Is that like SEL or something?

      • Toews still makes funny faces!

        They are right below the QMJHL

        • DesertHawk

          That’d explain my confusion then.

    • flavius

      Can I choose the beating instead? Or just stab me in the leg….easier for everybody

      • Z-man19

        I salute your sacrifice

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Who gives a sh*t?

  • flavius

    BLORFT

  • Chesterfield King

    Rally rats, y’all

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Rally Rats. I’ve got my scotch, I’m ready for the second period

    • Accipiter

      What kind ?

      • Sparky_The_Barbarian

        Hamsters, I think… Oh, Glengoyne.

  • flavius

    What fucking planet is this? Bring your health insurance card to the hockey game for prizes? Seriously?

    • 2883

      who doesn’t carry their health insurance card in their wallet though?

  • DesertHawk

    Thar be no second period thread!!!!

    • flavius

      D’OH

    • 2883

      Bad karma is bad…

      • DesertHawk

        Run away!!!! Run Away!!!