• mightymikeD

    Fark this.. I have work in five hours.. sleep is pointless now.. don’t be the same, Hawks

    • Z-man19

      A true warrior you are mmd

    • chidiver

      What part of the world are you in now?

      • BigHoss

        he doesnt even know

      • mightymikeD

        Londres, mate

        • BigHoss

          nice are there wizards and witches there like in the movies?

          • chidiver

            Only on certain nights at the club

          • BigHoss

            haha

  • Accipiter

    Go Hawks Go !!!

  • Z-man19

    End the misery hawks, score ALL THE GOALS

  • country_bumpkin

    Do.not.want.another skills competition. Win it in reg Hawks, please.

  • 10thMountainFire

    I vote everyone scores a goal this period.

    • BigHoss

      i agree i think bollys gonna get a hatty

      • 10thMountainFire

        Emery is going to score the winner.

        • BigHoss

          hes gonna marty b that shit

    • Joe Banks

      Which team?

      • 10thMountainFire

        The one with the shitty power play.

    • Red Black and Copper

      Only chance we have to win this game it seems is if Emery throws it down ice and scores. Only one that seems to be carrying his weight tonight

  • Joe Banks

    GO HAWKS GO!

  • CozBullsFan

    Let’s go Hawks!

  • flavius

    We play hockey, ok?

  • Joe Banks

    I don’t know if I can trust this thread to be here when I need it… My heart has been broken before…

    • DesertHawk

      Haha, I was thinking the same thing.

  • 2883

    MOAR HAWKS GOALS!!!

  • BigHoss

    i miss mikey haviland not for pp but for his happiness

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    Took an unintentional nap during the second. Looks like I wasn’t alone.

    AND KONROYD FUCKING SAID IT. AGAIN.

  • mightymikeD

    Pat has had a “pick Me Up” in the intermission, anyway..

  • chidiver

    Fuck You Konroyd! Jinx meister

    • DesertHawk

      In the fire with him.

  • Minorhawk

    Kinroyd is an asshole…just used the S word

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    konroyd you fucking schmuck

    • DesertHawk

      Did he do the thing that makes me put him in the fire?

      • QCBlackhawk

        Dropped the S bomb.

        • DesertHawk

          In the fire!!!

          • BigHoss

            sacrifice

  • Z-man19

    Good lord

  • DesertHawk

    Can we start a twitter campaign to get Konroyd fired?

    • 10thMountainFire

      Seconded.

      • barnum22

        im in

      • DesertHawk

        It’s like he takes sick pleasure out of jinxing it, he knows of the jinx, he’s even commented on it. Which means he’s an ass.

        • 10thMountainFire

          …or just fucking stupid.

          • Red Black and Copper

            Both

          • BigHoss

            or both

          • 10thMountainFire

            No wonder Foley is drunk.

          • BigHoss

            yeah i would need to be on horse tranqs to deal with Konroyd

    • Red Black and Copper

      Thirded

      • BigHoss

        fourthereded

  • flavius

    Damn, Razor

  • 10thMountainFire

    Ok, the hockey Gods are sending us a message: it’s embarrassing to lose to Calgary. So fucking stop trying to lose to fucking Calgary.

    • AMR

      Wait is that the blackhawks? I thought they just promoted the all the icehogs players

  • QCBlackhawk

    Can we please get Razor some help!?

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    Songs about Vikings. Songs about Vikings having sex.

  • QCBlackhawk

    We’re getting outshot 21 12… BY THE FUCKIN FLAMES?!

    • CornelisonsFlagPointer

      That’s a great album, even if by self acclaimed hosers.

  • Z-man19

    This is Russian roulette

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    THANK YOU KIPPY

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    kahrkasdgfajsgdfjgasdfkawekfqkwef

  • Z-man19

    Are you kidding

  • Minorhawk

    KANER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Red Black and Copper

    yes!!!

  • 10thMountainFire

    Shaw!!!

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    YEAH!

  • AMR

    Really we scored?

    • Z-man19

      Yes

      • AMR

        Who would have thunk it?

    • chidiver

      No….Its just a dream.

      • AMR

        I thought it may be a drunken hallucination

        • chidiver

          And you would be right.

        • 10thMountainFire

          Because of the Excedrin.

  • flavius

    KANER!!!!

  • chidiver

    Woooooooooooo!

  • Minorhawk

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Joe Banks

    KANER!!!

  • barnum22

    hahahah unreal

  • happyhuman

    Hey, finally got one

  • QCBlackhawk

    KANER?! WHEEEEEEEEEEe

  • DesertHawk

    KANER!!!!!!!1

  • 10thMountainFire

    Wow… it was Kaner!

    • mightymikeD

      you sound like you doubted it would be so..

      • 10thMountainFire

        Initially I thought Shaw pushed that one home.

  • 2883

    KANER!!!!!!!!!!!

  • BigHoss

    KANEEE

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    It’s just nice to see that happen to someone else.

  • 10thMountainFire

    And another note.. Shaw has indeed been in good position in the slot all night. Hack was right… that line does well with a forechecker pushing for room for Sharp and Kane.

  • Red Black and Copper

    An Ugly goal is still a goal

  • chidiver

    Greasy goal. MOAR!!!!!

  • 2883

    BILLY IDOL SAY MOAR MOAR MOAR (HAWKS GOALS)

  • QCBlackhawk

    Patrick Sharp: Perpetually lost this season

    • 10thMountainFire

      He’s just not burying them. He’s getting chances and has been playing well defensively. He’s streaky and when he comes around he’ll bury five in a week.

      • QCBlackhawk

        I meant the turnover before the shot after he pulled it out of the zone

  • Joe Banks

    Hold the presses… Sharp missed the net!

  • DesertHawk

    Holy lucky batman

    • QCBlackhawk

      HNNNNNGH

  • Red Black and Copper

    wow…… If I was a Flames fan I would want to kill myself by now with all the good looks they have had an near empty net goals.

    • putmeinthemadhouse

      wow…… If I was a Flames fan I would want to kill myself by now

      you probably could have just ended the sentence there.

      • AMR

        This

      • 10thMountainFire

        Just wait until they trade Kiprusoff and Iggy.

        • AMR

          They wont be that smart. They will lose both in free agency

  • Z-man19

    The rest of this game is gonna be a white knuckler

  • Minorhawk

    Nights like this make me so thankful I’m not a Flames fan

    • QCBlackhawk

      I’m thankful every night that I don’t live in Alberta

      • BigHoss

        im thankful i dont live in detroit

        • 10thMountainFire

          I’m thankful I don’t live in Syria.

          • Joe Banks

            THIS!

          • CozBullsFan

            Is there a difference?

          • mightymikeD

            I’m thankful I don’t live “Sarf Ov Ver River”..

        • CozBullsFan

          i think everyone is thankful for that.

          • chidiver

            I wish I lived in Cozumel!

          • CozBullsFan

            It’s definitely paradise. Problem is, you run out of things to do. Going out with the same people every weekend to the same bar gets a bit old. But hey, can’t beat white sand and some of the best diving in the world.

          • chidiver

            I try to get down there every year. Love it!

      • chidiver

        Well, its cold…..but there’s basically zero unemployment right now…so they got that goin for them

      • Joe Banks

        Speaking of thanks… someone named Harbaugh sure as fuck is gonna hate Thanksgiving this year!

        • 10thMountainFire

          Fuck em both.

    • 10thMountainFire

      Really. They’re on a bad luck streak now I don’t envy at all.

  • 10thMountainFire

    Tony O really does give the impression he wants to give Bobby Hull a run for the ‘drunken old Hawk’ role.

  • chidiver

    RAZOR!!!!!!

  • Z-man19

    Fucking em Ray

  • 10thMountainFire

    Ray fucking Emery!!!

  • flavius

    RAZOR!

  • 10thMountainFire

    I guess Ray wants to stay on the roster.

  • QCBlackhawk

    Good lord, Ray.

  • 10thMountainFire

    Ray goddamn motherfucking Emery!

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    emery went…post to post? and made a save?

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    People will cheer, Ray.

  • happyhuman

    hhnnnnggg

  • Z-man19

    Some nights it’s just meant to be

  • 2883

    Jesus fucking razor

  • chidiver

    How??????

  • AMR

    The hawks may win this game but the certainly don’t deserve to win

  • 10thMountainFire

    Sharpie, pucks don’t go through sticks. Pass around them, buddy.

    • DesertHawk

      or over.

  • DesertHawk

    At least Emery’s being kept warm.

  • 2883

    Put that in the back of the fuckign net wtf

  • chidiver

    Puck resistant nets?????

  • amontesawesome

    I feel like every time Oduya and Brookbank have ended up out there at the same time, bad things have happened. I don’t hvae numbers,but it seems the case anecdotally.

    • DesertHawk

      Oduya is 5th in the league for +/- he’s gotta be doing something right.

  • Red Black and Copper

    Holy shit this is a fucking free for all!!

  • BigHoss

    does sharp have froliks stick or something?

    • 10thMountainFire

      …or Frolik has Sharp’s stick.

      • DesertHawk

        We shouldn’t let him have sharp sticks he might hurt himself.

        • 10thMountainFire

          That’s how Kopecky got… Kopecky’d.

          • BigHoss

            haha kop trick

      • BigHoss

        nahh he hasnt been scoring

  • Joe Banks

    I may not have enough booze to get through this…

  • QCBlackhawk

    This Saad kid. I like him

    • 10thMountainFire

      He can stay.

      • AMR

        I approve as well

      • QCBlackhawk

        I would be really Saad if he left :(

    • 2883

      He’s OK

    • Joe Banks

      I so want to see his fist goal!

      • DesertHawk

        Ahem *coughs*

      • Joe Banks

        Oh dear…

  • 10thMountainFire

    That’s what you get for mixing yellow, orange, and red in a color scheme for your sweaters, Flames.

  • barnum22

    this is like being 2 men short the entire game

  • chidiver

    Well…the pace picked up….

  • 2883

    You’re fucking kidding me

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

  • 2883

    That’s a bullshit penalty fuck you refs

  • Joe Banks

    Holy fuck!

  • Z-man19

    I’m tired of saying fuck but fuck

  • 10thMountainFire

    So obviously we are trying to get all three delay of games tonight. Throw in a too many mens.

    • Z-man19

      There’s plenty of time left

    • 2883

      With the way the refs are calling it I’m surprised they haven’t dug some deep shit out of the rulebook

      • DesertHawk

        They must have just had refresher courses.

    • mightymikeD

      the Hawks’ Ceaseless Search for “Dumbest Penalties To Concede” continues..

      • 10thMountainFire

        Someone signed Gabe Carimi to lace up skates.

  • chidiver

    HNNNNNNNNNNGHHHHHH!!!!!!

  • flavius

    When was the last time Hawks were outshot 2 to 1?

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    It’s like fate is playing the refs right now.

  • Z-man19

    How the fuck is that a penalty?

    • stacie7

      I was wondering where the whistle was.

      • Z-man19

        Where have you been? I need kool aide

  • 10thMountainFire

    Two fuckin Flames pounding away on Emery’s leg with several chances before one Hawk defender shows up to clear the crease. Fuck you, blue line and forwards.

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    OK. Time for my weekly grabber.

  • Z-man19

    Moonpie on the PK?

  • BigHoss

    fuck

  • happyhuman

    boo

  • Red Black and Copper

    How can we not clear this fucking puck?!?!? When we can’t clear we get fucking scored on….

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    Well. That was coming.

  • flavius

    FUCK

  • 2883

    Bullshit call bulllshit goal fuck off

  • DesertHawk

    Fuck konroyd with frolik’s sharp sticks.

  • chidiver

    That was inevitible

    • 10thMountainFire

      100%.

      • flavius

        Unbelievable it took that long

        • 10thMountainFire

          Emery kept it as long as he could.

      • AMR

        This

    • Z-man19

      That

  • QCBlackhawk

    FUCK YOU KONROYD YOU FUCKING FUCKER

  • 10thMountainFire

    With Calgary’s luck, this goal with be dis-allowed.

  • CozBullsFan

    fuck

  • DesertHawk

    If it’s good, does it count as a PP goal?

  • 10thMountainFire

    Emery is facing so many chances that Crow has PTSD.

    • DesertHawk

      haha

  • 10thMountainFire

    With the surreal nature of tonight’s game, it wouldn’t surprise me a bit if it was Sharp that ended up scoring the game-winner.

    • chidiver

      Emery

    • flavius

      That would work for me

    • Z-man19

      Hits 2 pipes and off Kip’s ass

    • Joe Banks

      You have the com

  • Z-man19

    Another fucking penalty

  • Red Black and Copper

    Another fucking Penalty…. BULLSHIT!

  • 10thMountainFire

    And the streak of stupid fuckin penalties continues.

  • QCBlackhawk

    Oh goody.

  • Joe Banks

    Oh, fuck me

  • flavius

    just fucking shoot me….holy crap

  • Minorhawk

    Thats what happens when your feet stop moving

  • chidiver

    Shorty.

    • Red Black and Copper

      Yup! Draw win and hits the twine

      • Red Black and Copper

        Or not….

  • QCBlackhawk

    Anyone watch archer this week? Maybe we could get OUR Ray some cyborg legs and hips. He deserves them after tonight.

  • Joe Banks

    Yes!

  • 10thMountainFire

    This game is uglier than Kevin Youkilis kissing a bulldog.

    • happyhuman

      lol

  • Minorhawk

    Flames suck so bad…Thank Hossa

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    GOOD LORD.

  • 2883

    I have no words

  • Red Black and Copper

    Emery you are my fucking HERO!!!

    • AMR

      Both of our goaltenders are playing out of their minds

  • DesertHawk

    Glencross is having a bad time.

  • Minorhawk

    Holy Shit!!! Ray…You are fucking on FIRE!!!

  • Z-man19

    Thank god glencross sucks

  • flavius

    God Damn, Razor…..I SAID, GOD DAMN

  • Joe Banks

    Ray Emery for President!

  • chidiver

    Damn. Glencross is hatin Razor!

  • 10thMountainFire

    Wow.. Razor had his glove in perfect position: UP.

  • Minorhawk

    Sharp needs double runners

    • 10thMountainFire

      In the movie, Patrick Sharp will be played by Jake Gyllenhaal.

  • Joe Banks

    Oh, Sharp…

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    What — 23 SOG this period? GEEZ.

  • happyhuman

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Red Black and Copper

    fucking fuck this fucking bullshit……

  • Z-man19

    A fitting fucking ending

  • 2883

    Game over.. Fuck off.

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    This loss is not on Ray Emery. Not at all. Honorable job on a shit night.

    • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

      I move that I have leave to revise and extend my remarks.

  • flavius

    That’s a damned shame…..Emery deserves a better result

    • DesertHawk

      Our scoring has been letting the D/Goalie down for about 5 games now.

  • DesertHawk

    Fucking hell

  • QCBlackhawk

    Of fucking course.

  • Joe Banks

    That wasset up by Kane… half asssing it

    • chidiver

      Kane was a step behind. And he knows it.

  • Minorhawk

    They didn’t deserve to win anyway…No points tonight.

  • 2883

    This is fucking absurd, Ray Emery played out of his fucking mind too… Fuck off.

    • CozBullsFan

      It’s sad his performance was wasted tonight. The team really let him down.

      • QCBlackhawk

        Got a point for him at least!

  • 10thMountainFire

    Well that figures. This team just plain fucking sucks tonight.

    If it wasn’t for those jackhammers this morning…

  • RJ

    F***ING KANE!!!!!! GET IT DEEP!!!!!!!!!!

    • Minorhawk

      Thats what she said…???

      • RJ

        The 2nd Cal-GARY goal was his fault. He should have dumped the puck in.

      • Red Black and Copper

        for the win

  • AMR

    My dad worried after their winning streak they would drop 4 in a row. he may be prophetic

  • 10thMountainFire

    Wow. DK was WAY out of position on that goal.

  • Red Black and Copper

    Come on Hawks!!!

  • happyhuman

    OH MY GOD

  • Red Black and Copper

    HELL FUCKING YEAH!!!!!

  • flavius

    HOSSA!!!!!!!!!

  • Z-man19

    R you fucking serious

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    ASSESS SUITABLE

    Hossana in the highest.

  • chidiver

    YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • Minorhawk

    No fucking way…How is this even possible??

  • 2883

    fnjdksfp’ewt;qejft]p2obguohjkgs;l

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    I do declare!

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    Okay.
    Fuck me.

  • QCBlackhawk

    OH MY GOD

  • 10thMountainFire

    OK, this is the craziest, ugliest, weirdest fucking game I’ve ever seen. Holy fucking Alice in Wonderland.

    • Minorhawk

      I’m still laughing at this comment…Thats funny stuff…I dont care who you are!!

      • Accipiter

        You can call me Night Hawk.

  • flavius

    Poise, motherfuckers!

  • DesertHawk

    I love this fucking team. Also I hate them.

    • 10thMountainFire

      100%.

    • chidiver

      Upboat

  • country_bumpkin

    Hawks looked like Calgary and Calgary looked like the Hawks. Hawks totally outplayed/outshot. Redic.

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    Hossa with the miracle — but THAT POINT IN THE STANDINGS BELONGS TO RAY FUCKING EMERY. The end.

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    AAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  • DesertHawk

    Hossa with the wink on the bench, that needs to be .gif’d

    • 10thMountainFire

      Fucking THIS. Someone get it done!

    • derlemke

      DO IT

      • DesertHawk

        I can if someone can get me a clip.

        • Z-man19

          Clip

          • DesertHawk

            hwhat?

          • Z-man19

            It’s yours

          • DesertHawk

            I’m so confused…. :feels shame:

  • flavius

    And the battle of WE SUCK vs YOU FAIL goes to overtime…..whodathunkit?

    • 10thMountainFire

      In OT, Q will send out Bollig to score the game-winner using a jackhammer and a roll of tape.

      • QCBlackhawk

        ALL OF THE JACKHAMMERS

      • flavius

        In legend, this will be forever known as the Jackhammer game

  • AMR

    We don’t deserve this point but I’ll take it

  • Z-man19

    We get a point unreal

  • Joe Banks

    OMG!

  • chidiver

    OK. Rally Bourbon County Stout. Only have 3 left. Gonna have to be judicious in their use in the future!

    • CornelisonsFlagPointer

      chug

  • 10thMountainFire

    Hossa’s goal celebration is a tribute to Beavis.

  • DesertHawk

    That’s gotta shift the momentum, yeah?

    • 10thMountainFire

      ‘Momentum’?

  • chidiver

    Regardless of who gets the bonus point…I’m thrilled with what we got out of this game. Stole a point

  • DesertHawk

    Fucking hell sharp!!

  • Z-man19

    HORSA

    • flavius

      DAT

  • DesertHawk

    Hossa is in God mode.

  • Red Black and Copper

    Hossa saves a good look at the game winner

  • flavius

    I love Marian Hossa

  • QCBlackhawk

    Hossa is Hockey Jeebus

  • DesertHawk

    I’m really really not happy with Sharp right now.

    • flavius

      It’s not there yet for him…..it’ll come back

      • DesertHawk

        If it was just not scoring I wouldn’t mind… he’s just full of dumb shit turnovers right now too. He’s a goddamn bakery.

        • flavius

          I hear ya

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    Oh. Goody goody. Thanks, Brandon.

  • 2883

    Eat a fucking dick these refs are fucking horrible

  • Z-man19

    This is fucking horseshit

  • Red Black and Copper

    YAY!!! Another great penalty against the Hawks….

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    I thought refs liked to even things out when penalties are one sided?

  • 10thMountainFire

    Oh, for fuck’s sake. Is this is even real? Am I on drugs?

  • QCBlackhawk

    Fuckin unreal.

  • Minorhawk

    C’mon…Leddy carries the puck up ice and gets wacked 3 times with a slash and nothing…Now this?? BULLSHIT

  • 2883

    These refs are fucking terrible

  • AMR

    Shortie for the win right? Right?

  • chidiver

    Fuck the refs….but a legit call (which hurts to say!)

  • QCBlackhawk

    Holy Moly.

  • 10thMountainFire

    The only way this game could possibly be more surreal is if Lanny MacDonald came on the ice wearing a bunny outfit and scored the winning goal with a baseball bat.

    • Accipiter

      How many Exedrine did you take ?

      • 10thMountainFire

        Eleventy.

        • 2883

          take eleventy + 1

          • 10thMountainFire

            If I do that, the Michelin Man will be in goal for the Hawks by the time the shootout commences.

    • flavius

      Flaming Lips soundtrack

  • flavius

    OH MY GOD

  • 10thMountainFire

    Home run hitting contest… go.

  • AMR

    Here comes the skills part of the game

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    HOLY GOD.

  • chidiver

    HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

  • Minorhawk

    Ray…Why you look tired?? Great job tonight

  • QCBlackhawk

    Lolwut. In Before Sharp and Leddy.

  • Red Black and Copper

    I don’t give a fuck what the outcome is for this game (cause we all know that the shootout is bullshit anyway…) Ray Emery is the #1 Star for this game, HANDS DOWN

  • 10thMountainFire

    My God I’m glad Excedrin is back on the shelf. Jesus Marian Hossa.

  • country_bumpkin

    This Hawks team looked absolutely lost out there. Hopefully Sharp is not on the shootout squad tonight.

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    uh huh

  • 2883

    I’m disgusted….

  • Joe Banks

    OMG!

  • LAHawksFan

    Maybe not their best tonight…but gotta love their effort to not give up in the end considering it is 2nd game in a row on the road. Either way…still have yet to be defeated in regulation which is pretty impressive (notwithstanding SJ right now)

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    So here we go with the Illinois Lottery (TM) Blackhawks Shootout Lineup Game

  • 10thMountainFire

    47-19 shots in favor of Calgary? The Flames haven’t had 47 shots all year.

  • Z-man19

    47 fucking shots

    • flavius

      Semi-speechless

  • flavius

    A dead cat on a Kennedy?

  • chidiver

    47 SOG for Flames. Holy SHIT!

  • Red Black and Copper

    “He has seen more rubber than a dead cat on the Kennedy”

    How many drinks for Pat tonight????

    • 10thMountainFire

      He’s sitting next to Konroyd. I’d be mainlining heroin into my eyeballs at this point if I were Pat.

  • Joe Banks

    Hawks outshot 47 to 17?

    • flavius

      Those are bagskate numbers

    • Accipiter

      And we fucking won!

  • Da’Ostrich

    Made chili earlier – making this a little easier to handle.

  • DesertHawk

    Emery looks fucking whipped, I hope he has the SO in him.

  • Z-man19

    C’mon Ray go win this, Saad is in yes

  • Eddie_The_Eagle50

    Please no sharp!

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    Good thing this will be decided by pure hockeyness.

  • Joe Banks

    Give me SAAD!!!

  • DesertHawk

    That’s one

  • 10thMountainFire

    Toews… on a shootout bad streak.

  • DesertHawk

    Captain falls below 50% :(

  • Minorhawk

    scum

  • Red Black and Copper

    Razor says NO!!!!!

  • Eddie_The_Eagle50

    Fucking razor!

  • happyhuman

    Wow Emery

  • http://twitter.com/oregon_hawk Oregon_hawk

    Can i just take this time to say i HATE STEVE KONROYD

    • DesertHawk

      infinitied

  • 10thMountainFire

    They boo Kane? Seriously?

    • AMR

      They knew he was going to score

  • Z-man19

    Kaner

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    COME ON RAY. COME ON.

  • flavius

    C’mon Razor….

  • DesertHawk

    Kaner!!!

  • chidiver

    Kaner!

  • 10thMountainFire

    Nice little move!

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Kaner

  • Z-man19

    Fuck your mother we won it

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    GOALIE WIN.

  • 10thMountainFire

    Roman ‘consonant consonant consonant’.

  • Red Black and Copper

    Ray Emery wins this game

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    I’m proud!

  • happyhuman

    WOOOOO

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    I love shootouts. (When we win.)

  • DesertHawk

    Holy shit balls!!!

    • Accipiter

      Things I say regularly.

      • 10thMountainFire

        Are you high?! It’s Shark Week!

  • chidiver

    Emery!!!!!!!!!!

  • Eddie_The_Eagle50

    Hells yeah ray ray!

  • AMR

    Don’t deserve the win but I’ll take it everyday

  • country_bumpkin

    HOLEEEEE FUCK!!

  • flavius

    Great job Razor…..you earned two wins tonight

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    hand banana

  • QCBlackhawk

    LOL HOW?! HOW?!

  • LAHawksFan

    Sharp looked pissed he didn’t get a chance on the SO

    • 10thMountainFire

      He should be pissed that he has sucked recently.

      • LAHawksFan

        True…be he is still really good looking…so….he has that going for him

        • Z-man19

          his head stays in his ass much longer, he may lose the looks

          • LAHawksFan

            or….his ass makes the cover for most eligible in Chicago 2013…lol

      • DesertHawk

        Recently? I think in 09 he had scored 5 shoot out goals. It’s 2013 and he’s scored 8.

  • 10thMountainFire

    I’m on drugs. No way did the Hawks win tonight.

    • flavius

      Yes, but yes!

  • chidiver

    Chug!!!!!

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Let’s win the next one in regulation.

    • DesertHawk

      Yeah four OTs in a row is excessive.

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    Ray deserves the win, I’ll give Ray the win.

  • Steveholt

    holy fucking fuck

  • Eddie_The_Eagle50

    Who would’ve thought emery would be the one to steal a game?

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    So, how’s the goaltending situation in Chicago?

    • Z-man19

      Pretty fucking solid

  • Joe Banks

    If ANYONE has anything bad to say about Ray Emery after this… FUCK YOU!!!

    • AMR

      He played exactly how you want a backup to play

      • Z-man19

        I’d take that from our starter

    • putmeinthemadhouse

      I was very harsh on him after the phoenix game. I feel shame.

    • 10thMountainFire

      StanBo’s acquisition lit the proverbial fire.

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    OK. Meatheads calling for Crow to give way to Ray for the No. 1 slot.

    ENGAGE.

    • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

      NONE of this is to suggest that Ray did NOT have an AWESOME game tonight, of course.

  • happyhuman

    Whew!

  • 10thMountainFire

    Oh, Susannah Collins… why do you have to be married?

    • Eddie_The_Eagle50

      Ha! And I thought everybody missed kustok.

      • Accipiter

        Nope.

      • DesertHawk

        I like the new lady’s persona better, I’m pretty meh on both of them appearance wise.

        • 10thMountainFire

          I really… like… Ms. Collins.

          • Eddie_The_Eagle50

            I’d have to agree, sarah kustok didn’t do a whole lot for me.

          • 10thMountainFire

            She did a lot for me by getting out of town and making way for Ms. Collins.

          • Eddie_The_Eagle50

            I hope the idiots in NYC like her.

          • 10thMountainFire

            ‘I hope the idiots in NYC…’ is the start of many sentences.

          • Eddie_The_Eagle50

            Quite a few jokes as well.

          • Red Black and Copper

            She was a man. No woman should have a deep voice like that….

          • birdhead

            Why not?

          • Red Black and Copper

            Well it’s just not good for her gigantic adam’s apple…

          • birdhead

            I don’t get it?

  • QCBlackhawk

    FUCK YOU, ALBERTA. I cannot believe we won that.

    • chidiver

      Pure thievery. Lets move on…

      • Z-man19

        get out of Dodge before the cops show up

        • chidiver

          No showers. Just pack and go.

          • Z-man19

            have an ice bath ready on the plane for Ray

          • chidiver

            “have a whiskey bath ready on the plane for Ray”…fixed

          • DesertHawk

            “Have a swedish super model bath ready on the plane for Ray” more fixed

    • 10thMountainFire

      Let’s get out of town before there’s a warrant out for Ray Emery.

  • Accipiter

    I guess we will never know who the last shooter was. I still say it would’ve been Sharp because Q, thats why.

    • 10thMountainFire

      Looked like Saad.

      • Accipiter

        Don’t ruin it for me.

        • 10thMountainFire

          Ok, but he better not get in my face. Cause I’ll drop that motherfucker.

      • Joe Banks

        This

    • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

      Supposedly Saad, but I’d like to believe it was Crawford.

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    This whole world is gone wild at heart and weird on top.

  • TKHO

    Is it just me, or was the ice fucking shit tonight? Looked like the puck was bouncing all over the place. Certainly doesn’t help a team playing without much in the tank.

    • flavius

      Looked worse for one team than the other, but yeah…..pretty choppy

      • TKHO

        Seemed like several opportunities developed because the Hawks couldn’t move or clear the puck cleanly and turned it over.

    • Z-man19

      couldn’t have been too bad, Calgary had 47,000 shots

    • mightymikeD

      apparently Calgary contracted their Ice team out to….. Al-Qaeda

    • TKHO

      BTW, while it was a painful game for Hawks fans to watch, bear this in mind: aside from the apparent jackhammer hijinks, this was the Hawks 4th game in 7 days (in 4 different cities), their 3rd in 4, and a back-to-back. The Flames, meanwhile, were playing in just their 2nd game in the last 7 days, and their only road game was 10 days ago.

  • CozBullsFan

    Emery was top notch tonight. He earned the win.

    • 10thMountainFire

      I’ll take ‘understatements of galactic quality for $1000′, Alex.

      • mightymikeD

        hee hee

        • 2883

          you sir have dedication, I drank myself into oblivion on Stella to make it through tonight’s game….

          • mightymikeD

            I drank hella “seize” then moved on to Bordeaux.. and will shortly switch to coffee as I leave for work in..oooh.. three hours

      • Accipiter

        Who is Ray Emery ?

        • 10thMountainFire

          That is… correct.

      • CozBullsFan

        Indeed. Tequila has severely impaired my ability to form any coherent thought so I made my comment as simple as possible.

        • mightymikeD

          living in Cozumel sucks.. pass it on

  • 2883

    I have no words, bad effort toniht, got lucky… 2 points is great. Ray was great.. we need another pivot with Bolland out

  • 10thMountainFire

    Hossa: ‘See, what I did was spread my power to Ray Emery’s pads and then I just went and scored with a few seconds left.’

  • justforkicks

    from NHL.com the TOI and stats – Emery sv% .957

    • 10thMountainFire

      Haha instant upboat.

    • birdhead

      Check out Hjammer and Oduya. Wow.

      • 10thMountainFire

        Maybe because of the high-PK time tonight?

        • Accipiter

          Thats what I was thinking. Get out of my head !!

        • birdhead

          Swedish Ministry of Defense rocking it out again?

    • Accipiter

      Is that good ?

      • Z-man19

        not bad for a guy with no hip

        • 10thMountainFire

          So… you’re saying Ray Emery is really… BO JACKSON?!

          Now it makes sense.

    • Z-man19

      Mayer and Bollig combine for less than 11 min, ouch

      • justforkicks

        but rest of minutes spread out pretty well though regardless.

        • Z-man19

          no choice really, not with 72 getting the minutes they did last night.

          • justforkicks

            didn’t matter last year, though nice to think Q has learned. and tbh there isn’t much reason to do it again (meaning overload those two) if at all because of how solid hjammer and oduya are (and generally leddy and bbank/rozsival as well). but anyway was mostly referring to the forwards minutes resulting from the low ones for mayer and bollig

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    Shouldn’t Q bag skate the boys anyway?

    • DesertHawk

      No super bowl for you!! -Q-

  • country_bumpkin

    Keep picking up the points on the road boys…

  • derlemke

    Holy Jesus on a velociraptor. Can’t believed we farted out a game.

  • Accipiter

    13 pts in 9 games for Kaner, statistically the best start he’s ever had.

    • birdhead

      How many of those points have come with his regular linemates and how many have come on special teams/in OT/double-shifting?

      • Z-man19

        Point being? If you are saying his line isn’t great, I concur.

        • birdhead

          It was actually a sincere question (I’m going through game reports now) but yeah, the underlying thought is “I feel like we’re kind of wasting this hot start”. Although thinking about it at least three of his goals have come off that line (tonight’s, yesterday’s, the 3-on-0 one) so maybe actually that line is more effective than I think.

          • Z-man19

            I agree with what Hack has been saying, that line is hot garbage and isn’t sustainable. On the other hand, Kane is getting points and I don’t really care how he’s doing it

          • justahawkfan

            Just did a quick check, and 4 of his points have come from a regular shift with either Sharp and Bolly or Sharp and Shaw. The others are PPG or 4 v 4

          • justforkicks

            Nah I don’t think its been more effective, whether its a function of how the line is being used or just an issue with the other guys (like sharpy) and his resulting mistakes i don’t know. Kane is getting points and doing good things, but I definitely feel like he’s being wasted right now

      • justforkicks

        Well here’s some of what you are looking for. None of these were in OT. When his linemates are different its probably mostly just timing rather then doubleshifting I think.

        vs Kings:
        PPG – Patrick Kane Slap Shot – Assists: M. Hossa
        Jonathan Toews Wrist Shot – Assists: P. Kane

        vs. Yotes:
        PPG – Dave Bolland Wrist Shot – Assists: P. Kane& N. Leddy
        Marian Hossa Wrist Shot – Assists: M. Rozsival & P. Kane

        vs. Blues:
        Patrick Kane Backhand – Assists: P. Sharp & N. Leddy

        vs. Stars:
        PPG – Patrick Sharp – Assists: P. Kane & N. Leddy
        PPG – Marian Hossa Slap Shot – Assists: P. Kane & P. Sharp

        vs. BJs:
        Dave Bolland Backhand – Assists: P. Kane
        Jonathan Toews Wrist Shot – Assists: P. Kane & M. Hossa

        vs. Wild:
        Andrew Shaw Wrist Shot – Assists: B. Bickell & P. Kane

        vs. Canucks:
        Patrick Kane Wrist Shot – Assists: A. Shaw & P. Sharp

        vs. Flames:
        Patrick Kane Wrist Shot – Assists: P. Sharp & A. Shaw
        Marian Hossa Wrist Shot – Assists: J. Oduya & P. Kane

        • Z-man19

          nice work JFK

          • justforkicks

            thanks =)

        • birdhead

          You’re a star, JFK.

          So that’s 4 powerplay points, 4 different-lineys, 5 regular-lineys. (Counted Shaw-Bicks-Kaner one as regular-lineys). That doesn’t give me the best feeling for that line, although I’m still learning. On the other hand I feel like Sharpy’s been hitting more than a few posts this year on feeds from Kaner …

          • justforkicks

            thx =)

            Sharpy is both snake bitten and something else, idk. He’s been frustrating me a lot but once he gets going he’ll be great – I don’t particularly want to wait for that though, the line is struggling a lot overall. I feel like there are shifts that have to be made, even though I understand Q’s reticence with the top line (though they struggled today too – that one shift that was all in the hawks zone was killer), but this can not keep going. Kane has had a great start – imagine what it’d be line if he was with a center that won the puck consistently etc or someone else that has been super hot as well and could finish his passes (so yes I am once again advocating a change so we get ddn or 81-88).

  • chidiver

    gnight.

  • justforkicks

    points in every game. i’ll take it. beyond ugly but emery was fantastic and more then both earned and deserved it.

  • The Doctor

    Now if the Preds can beat the Sharks, my night will be perfect.

  • 10thMountainFire

    I’m convinced that Hossa’s goal celebration is a tribute to Beavis.

    • mightymikeD

      THANK GOD!! I’M NOT ALONE!!

      • 10thMountainFire

        Hahaha it’s true.

      • Accipiter

        Bolland is always watching.

  • TKHO

    Eerily similar to this game, only in reverse for the Hawks: http://www.hockey-reference.com/boxscores/200912220CHI.html

  • The Doctor

    I’m happy about the win but worried about the overall performance. We seem to be trending downward offensively and taking a lot of uncharacteristic penalties. Hopefully it’s just a phase. Still though, can’t argue with 7-0-2 to start the season.

    • Z-man19

      playing on the road might have a bit to do with the penalties

      • Red Black and Copper

        It was the jackhammers

        • Joe Banks

          The Joliet Jackhammers!

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      D: Good enough.
      Goaltending: Awesome (who’d a thunk it?)
      Forwards: WTF? How is this team having trouble scoring again?

  • Joe Banks

    I love this game!

    • Accipiter

      But does she love you ?

  • TheFullAmonte

    This just in: Calgary police investigating Ray Emery on multiple charges of robbery. Lawsuit being filed by Curtis Glencross

    • Joe Banks

      Curtis and the Jackhammers

  • justforkicks

    also can we please quit with all the penalties. 5 consecutive penalties is not good. and i know our pk is great – i think we’ve only let in 2 goals? but we don’t need to constantly be proving it.

    • Accipiter

      1 at home and 1 on the road. Up until today we were perfect on the road on the PK.

    • Eddie_The_Eagle50

      Yeah the annoying penalties are starting to get old. Also the dumbdick decisions they’ve been making as well.

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Even if you kill off 5 penalties a game, that’s ten minutes without your offense.

  • 10thMountainFire

    Reporter: ‘Thoughts on Ray Emery?’
    Q: ‘That was criminal.’

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    sharks lose in shootout!

    • Red Black and Copper

      Bluejackets killed the Scum too!!

      • 10thMountainFire

        God damn this is one weird fucking NHL night.

        • Red Black and Copper

          Kings give up 7 goals in a 4-7 loss…. I think the Mayans were just a couple days off…

          • 10thMountainFire

            Unfuckingreal.

          • Joe Banks

            Oh shit!

          • AMR

            It was like 3-2 after the first it was crazy

          • girlphoenix

            Nick Bonino had a hatty. Who the fuck is Nick Bonino?

          • Accipiter

            He plays for Anaheim.

          • flavius

            Full Moon? Must be…

      • Joe Banks

        A beautiful day!

  • Joe Banks

    PREDS WIN!!!

  • 10thMountainFire

    Q channeling his inner-Wannstedt with ‘ahhhhp, Bollie is day-to-day…’

  • Joe Banks

    Q says hopefully Bolly can play vs San Jose

    • 10thMountainFire

      He has to play so Joe Thornton can bitch.

      • flavius

        Good quips tonight, 10thMF…….not “Emery” good, but pretty solid

        • Z-man19

          Upboat for you

        • 10thMountainFire

          There were a few times that I was out of position and got lucky. I’m just here to do my job when called upon.

    • Accipiter

      I was hoping for the same thing.

      • Z-man19

        I’m just glad it’s not the rest of the year

  • 10thMountainFire

    Did Q just confirm Saad was the third shooter?

    • Z-man19

      maybe

      • Accipiter

        You’re goddamn right he wasn’t, but the two lookers who capped Kennedy from the Grassy Knoll sure as shit were !

        • Joe Banks

          I still have the shovel!

        • 10thMountainFire

          There was a second spitter on the gravelly road!

  • http://twitter.com/llUrbanAchiever Jeff Lebowski

    Hossa refuses to fucking lose. He was the back-checker a step behind the motherfucker who made the score 2-1 with :32 left.

    Other coach calls time out. Hossa rests.

    Hossa makes magic with two seconds left.

    Never let a Hossa rest.

    God I love that man.

    • Accipiter

      When Bouwmeester scored, it was Kane (the guy who turned the puck over) who back checked and was a step behind. If that is Hossa, he catches J-Bouw and prevents him from scoring.

      • justforkicks

        and he was pissed at himself, as well he should have been

        • Accipiter

          Then Hossa bailed him out and Kaner scored the shootout winner. I love our guys.

          • justforkicks

            seriously. redemption for sure.

      • http://twitter.com/llUrbanAchiever Jeff Lebowski

        You sir, are absolutely correct

        and I am drunk

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      The great play wasn’t the rebound shot, it was the keep at the blue line with 0:16 left. If that’s cleared, then we’re fucked. And don’t leave out Cap’n winning a corner battle 1 on 2

  • girlphoenix

    Calgary WTF Stats

    Giordano – 1 shot, 7 attempts blocked
    Backlund – 6 shots, 1 attempt blocked, 2 missed shots
    Glencross – 5 shots, 4 attempts blocked, 1 missed shot
    Stempniak – 9 shots, 1 attempt blocked
    Hudler – 5 shots, 1 missed shot

    • Accipiter

      How many HITS did they have ???

      • girlphoenix

        All Stats

        Shots: CHI-19, CGY-47 (Hoss 4, Oduya Kane 3, Sharp Stals 2, Duncs Seabs BBank Toews Mayers 1)
        Hits: CHI-13, CGY-7 (Bicks 4, Shaw 3, Mayers Stals 2, Jelly Sharp 1)
        Blocked Shots: CHI-26, CGY-16 (Oduya 6, Jelly Seabs 3, Duncs Kruger Toews 2, Leddy BBank Saad Stals Shaw Fro Hoss Kane 1)
        Attempts Blocked: CHI-16, CGY-26 (Sharp Oduya 3, Jelly Stals Hoss Kane 2, Duncs Fro 1)
        Missed Shots: CHI-11, CGY-14 (Sharp 3, Bicks 2, BBank Toews Stals Bollig Fro Hoss 1)
        Giveaways: CHI-5, CGY-12 (Hoss 2, Duncs Toews Saad 1)
        Takeaways: CHI-9, CGY-12 (Hoss 3, Fro 2, Duncs Sharp Kruger Shaw 1)
        Faceoffs: CHI-42%, CGY-58%

        Sharp 0/2 0%
        Kruger 3/17 18% oh honey that is not good
        Toews 9/16 56%
        Mayers 6/10 60%
        Shaw 9/19 47%

        • putmeinthemadhouse

          at least shaw can win a draw. and lol kruger got HOUSED

        • Accipiter

          Thanks.

      • Accipiter

        7 hits. That can’t be right.

    • Z-man19

      1 missed shot for Glencross? I’d say more like 5

      • Accipiter

        YUP !

        • Z-man19

          I’ll give Ray a ton of credit but Glencross should flog himself when he gets home

    • 10thMountainFire

      Yeah.. but what about this CROWD?!

  • Joe Banks

    Every time I hear Giordano, I want to order a Pizza!

  • flavius

    Is Disqus freaking out? I’d swear I’m seeing some double posting of comments from an hour ago….I don’t think it’s the liquor….I’ve been a whole lot drunker than this

    • Z-man19

      it does that, refresh and it’ll correct itself

  • flavius

    NHL.com has Emery as #1 star

    • girlphoenix

      you’re damn right they do

    • 10thMountainFire

      Mostly because he was fucking incredible.

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Proof they are not as stupid as they look.

  • mightymikeD

    Before I try to grab an hour’s kip…

    Who’s top of their Division, Conference and League? (HINT: It’s not Vancouver!)

    • Accipiter

      Ooooh I know, pick me, pick me.

      • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

        It’s not you.

        • Accipiter

          It’s me.

    • 10thMountainFire

      Is it Trenton?

    • DesertHawk

      The Gopher’s Womens Hockey Team?

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Do NOT want president’s cup. Let the Sha arks have it. Then we’ll scale em and fillet em in the playoffs.

  • 10thMountainFire

    So… Is Marian Hossa ‘God’ or is God ‘Marian Hossa’?

    • Accipiter

      It’s a symbiotic relationship.