• Joe Banks

    GO HAWKS GO!

  • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • Joe Banks

      I see what you did there…

    • flavius

      You’re a Cow

      • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

        YOU’RE a cow

        • Chesterfield King

          YOU’RE a “A”

        • flavius

          Somebody’s a cow

      • mightymikeD

        wrong Bob..

    • mightymikeD

      that’s OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM backward.. very relaxing

      • 10thMountainFire

        Again with the Buddhist stuff… not a hockey friendly religion, per se…

        • DesertHawk

          Bettering oneself through physical activity.

          • 10thMountainFire

            Or lack thereof.

          • Z-man19

            Does scratching my balls count as physical activity?

          • 10thMountainFire

            If you have to ask… yes, it does.

          • Z-man19

            Sweet, I’m bettering myself

  • Joe Banks

    Our PP as bad as the band in that Corona commercial

    • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

      I know we’re gonna make it tonight
      Til tomorrow its alright
      Let’s GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
      Let’s GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Z-man19

    PLAY BETTER PLEASE

  • 10thMountainFire

    It’s because of the jackhammers.

  • justforkicks

    LETS GO HAWKS

  • Chesterfield King

    MOAR HAWKS GOALS

    MOAR

  • mightymikeD

    Hell if I’m still awake an hour from now if the HAWKS DON’T SORT THIS SHIT OUT

    • Chesterfield King

      for real. And I’m only on the East Coast

    • 10thMountainFire

      I fear Europe may be in for another war.

  • Z-man19

    Fucking hell

  • 10thMountainFire

    Unibrow has been skating great this year.

    • Steveholt

      Joe Flacco?

      • 10thMountainFire

        Two-sport star.

  • Chesterfield King

    ugggggg

  • Joe Banks

    fuuuuck

  • 10thMountainFire

    Wow, patented Hossa break-away slapshot… stopped.

  • DesertHawk

    Wideman saved Kip’s bacon.

  • 10thMountainFire

    You know who used to kick Calgary’s ass? The Hawks.

  • Chesterfield King

    at least we’re all awake

  • Red Black and Copper

    wide open and Kaner misses it….

    • Red Black and Copper

      Nevermind saw the slowmo and he had that goal, lucky skate save

  • Z-man19

    MOTHERFUCKER

  • Joe Banks

    Fuuuuuck again

  • Minorhawk

    …And thats why Hoss doesnt do shoot outs

    • 10thMountainFire

      Because he would go to the slapshot each time.

  • justforkicks

    nice chance for ddn there

  • Steveholt

    Fuck me that shot by Kane would have gone in had the D not flung his skate wildly.

  • Steveholt

    Game of inches.

    • Steveholt

      TWSS

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Good work by Staals in the corner.

    Glad to see the real Blackhawks made it out for the second.

    • 10thMountainFire

      Q takes issue with your assertion that Stalberg is a ‘real Blackhawk’.

  • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

    Let’s go Mogwai!

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    IU Beats Michigan 83-73.

    One happy Human Hoosier, here.

    • thepuckstopshere

      they MICH never tied or had a lead

      • Sparky_The_Barbarian

        Young Hoosiers are finally learning to finish a game. Now back to Hockey. Let’s go Hawks.

        • BigHoss

          MOAR GOALS

          • thepuckstopshere

            less jackhammers

          • BigHoss

            les van ladies

  • Joe Banks

    Thank god for Jamesons…

    • 10thMountainFire

      Johnnie Walker Black… drink of God: Christopher Hitchens.

    • BigHoss

      thank god for hawkey

  • flavius

    Is it my rose-colored glasses or does Kipper look slow….if we could just get some sustained pressure

    • 10thMountainFire

      He has flopped to his face quite a few times now. That’s luck. We will put a few past him soon. Just a hunch.

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Hard to say, we’ve barely tested him.

      • 10thMountainFire

        I think we’re about to see some results.

  • QCBlackhawk

    Thread Y U no work?

    • Chesterfield King

      just reload the page

    • BigHoss

      it obviously works if you can comment…

      • BigHoss

        just messing with you buddy

        • QCBlackhawk

          :(

          • BigHoss

            sorry pal

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Razor !!!!!

  • Steveholt

    Holy shit Razor!!

  • Z-man19

    RAY RAY

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    Ray said NO

  • flavius

    RAZOR!!!!

  • Chesterfield King

    w000

  • QCBlackhawk

    RAAAAYYY

  • thepuckstopshere

    ray ray

  • Red Black and Copper

    Fucking Emery is keeping us in this game…. there is too much wrong with that statement…

  • justforkicks

    holy emery thank you

  • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

    Let’s not suck!

  • Steveholt

    That linesmen is tall as fuck

    • BigHoss

      fluffy’s bro?

      • Steveholt

        Fluffy?

        • chidiver

          Scott

          • Steveholt

            Oh yeah that guy, lolz

          • BigHoss

            hes pretty forgettable

  • DesertHawk

    So… uh why’d you guys kick us out?

    • 10thMountainFire

      Yeah, I was down for a minute, too.

      • chidiver

        Some pigs are more equal than others

        • 10thMountainFire

          Orwell, Hitchens, and Hicks references in one game.

          We are fucking awesome.

          • QCBlackhawk

            Troof.

          • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

            quality of posts are inversely proportional to the quality of Hawks’ play.

          • DesertHawk

            True facts… in “good” games we’re just yelling players names.

          • chidiver

            And in bad games every post is “fuck” “shit” etc.

        • DesertHawk

          Fucking Boxer man, that shit tore me up.

      • DesertHawk

        Yeah site was telling me it didn’t exist… while showing it on the homepage, and telling me people had responded to my comments here.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Come on, Hawks. Do you really want the write up to be “Wasted a super human effort from Emery?”

  • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

    If we lose this game, do you think they’ll fire Q?

    • Chesterfield King

      yes

      • chidiver

        eventually

        • Chesterfield King

          No, I mean, right after

          • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

            6-1-2 cannot be abided

          • BigHoss

            he’ll be gone before the 3rd period

          • 10thMountainFire

            …and they’ll hire someone from the CFL.

          • BigHoss

            no i think the coach will be huet

          • DesertHawk

            Huet’s school for goalies.

          • BigHoss

            i think turco went there

          • 10thMountainFire

            The goalie whisperer.

    • 10thMountainFire

      No, but they’ll fire Lovie Smith again.

    • thepuckstopshere

      are the Bears in the superbowl tomorrow

      • BigHoss

        yes theyre playing the raiders

        • flavius

          sounds like a good tilt

          • BigHoss

            bears would win… i hope

          • Chesterfield King

            Against the Raiders? They would.

      • Chesterfield King

        Nope, but my 49ers are.

    • flavius

      You worry too much….YOU NEED TO RELAX! JUST CALM DOWN!

  • Steveholt

    holy dog shit

  • Z-man19

    My heart

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Who had Emery for First Star tonight?

    • 10thMountainFire

      Watch it… still only midway through.

    • DesertHawk

      I’ll put you in the Konroyd fire.

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    They missed a cookie right there boy…

  • chidiver

    Leddy was great there

  • justforkicks

    holy shit emery

  • chidiver

    Its like we’re skating half speed

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      To me it’s not the legs, but the hands. Passing is off, so they’re slowing everything down. Plays right into Calgary’s hands.

  • QCBlackhawk

    So many close calls. This is a HNNNNNGH game in the making

  • 2883

    Wow. how did Emery keep that puc out

  • Chesterfield King

    I’m just really sleepy

    • 10thMountainFire

      You’re not the only one. Why is Calgary so fucking boring?

      • QCBlackhawk

        Went to an Indian food place and had stuffed jalapenos that were so fucking hot I got an endorphin rush, and now I’m sleepy. Also beer.

        • 10thMountainFire

          Do NOT blame beer. Blame the jackhammers.

    • chidiver

      Moar Bagels!

      • Chesterfield King

        Dude I’m not even excited about bagels anymore. The Blackhawks are sucking the joy outta my life

        • Steveholt

          MORE BEER!

          • Chesterfield King

            I’m not of age and I’m out of beer

          • 10thMountainFire

            That statement contradicts itself.

          • Chesterfield King

            Well, it’s not like I can just jog out and get some more right now

          • 10thMountainFire

            That explains it…

          • chidiver

            “Well, it’s not like I can just jog”…fixed…given your recent bagel consumption.

          • Chesterfield King

            why you little

        • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

          MOAR SUCKING!

  • 10thMountainFire

    Can Razor play forward?

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    One and done. Where’s our set offense?

  • chidiver

    It was real nice of the aliens to return 2010 TOFTBO to us.

  • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

    Does anyone here want the rest of my pizza? It’ll be in the fridge.

    • Z-man19

      Don’t let DH have it, he’ll burn it up

      • 10thMountainFire

        Haha

      • DesertHawk

        Cold pizza is ok

    • 10thMountainFire

      We have Aurelio’s here.

    • chidiver

      As long as DH doesn’t warm it up, sure.

      • DesertHawk

        I’ve always hated the microwave, I’m more of a stove/oven person. Wife is the microwave expert, and she’s in Afghanistan.

        • 10thMountainFire

          Microwaves: on the list of things Afghans are stunned by.

  • 10thMountainFire

    Wow. I had no idea that carrying around your Blue Cross/Blue Shield card could make one so blissful.

    • Steveholt

      Mines always in my wallet, it doesn’t do shit for my happiness.

    • CozBullsFan

      I’m really tired of the NHL feed being 45 seconds behind. It really ruins the game when I see a goal here or on Reddit before it actually shows on my feed.

      • flavius

        Well, no problem with that tonight….as far as goals, I mean

  • Red Black and Copper

    Fucking Emery…. Keep it up

    • thepuckstopshere

      and out of the twine

  • justforkicks

    emery!

  • 10thMountainFire

    Jiri Hudler got $16 mil? I am such a loser.

  • Steveholt

    Hawks need a PP

    • 10thMountainFire

      Kind of like America needs an economic crisis.

      • Steveholt

        I mean just to give Razor a break

        • 10thMountainFire

          Yeah… wouldn’t happen.

          • Z-man19

            Going on the PK might be better

  • DesertHawk

    I like this song… but Arena music? Really?

  • flavius

    Kaner….break that fucking stick and get another one

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    Put your stick out, Kane!

    • BigHoss

      im sure he has in the past

      • 10thMountainFire

        DeadSpin claims he has.

        • 2883

          Deadspin claimed he rocked out with his stick out

  • 2883

    fuck Kane work at it… stop fucking danling

  • BigHoss

    i get this weird vibe that toftbo is going to score

  • chidiver

    The puck seems to be rolling and bouncing around. Calgary is usually one of the better ice surfaces?

  • CozBullsFan

    That’s some real lazy shit by Kane.

  • QCBlackhawk

    TV Timeout! BEER!

    • chidiver

      Yup! Sorry Chester ;-)

  • 10thMountainFire

    Well thank God that Excedrin went back on the shelf this week. Fuck.

    • DesertHawk

      It was off the shelf?

      • 10thMountainFire

        For a year. I went six months in Kunar without Excedrin. We were constantly wracked with headaches.

        • Chesterfield King

          I fucking love Excedrin migraine

          • 10thMountainFire

            The migraine version went back on the shelf a month or so ago. The regular was back on this week. It is essential to my life.

          • Chesterfield King

            Yeah, I get ambushed by migraines pretty frequently. I carry the migraine version with me at all times

          • DesertHawk

            MmMM maxalt.

          • 10thMountainFire

            I cary the regular… but I’ve been going off of the migraine version for a few weeks. Tylenol does nothing for me.

          • DesertHawk

            Ibuprofen and Excedrin Migraine, are the two OTCs that work for me. Otherwise Maxalt is the bomb.

          • 10thMountainFire

            Yep. Carried them up to every OP I ever lived on… and every patrol.

  • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

    Everybody at the party say WAY O

    • flavius

      Parties are fun

    • BigHoss

      way o

    • 10thMountainFire

      WAAAAY OOOO!

    • QCBlackhawk

      EVERYONE IN SECTION C GET YOUR KIDS AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH

      • Z-man19

        Say it LOUDER

      • girlphoenix

        Section K man, get it right

    • Z-man19

      O yaw

  • Joe Banks

    Is this the second period thread?

    • QCBlackhawk

      Shhhhh

  • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

    The power of Christ compels you!

    • 10thMountainFire

      I BELIEVE!!! I SEE THE LIGHT!

    • thepuckstopshere

      your not my mother

  • Chesterfield King

    hammer playing reaaallll nice

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    WTF????

  • DesertHawk

    That’s a dumb penalty.

  • Red Black and Copper

    fuck….. face off violation

  • BigHoss

    KELSO NOOO!!!!!

  • Minorhawk

    What the fuck?

  • Z-man19

    Fuck me

  • 10thMountainFire

    Are you fucking kidding me? Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?

  • happyhuman

    wtf

  • QCBlackhawk

    What the fuck is this shit?

  • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

    What the

  • flavius

    Seriously?

  • chidiver

    WTF?

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    A new low.

    • QCBlackhawk

      I thought the too many men’s were awful enough.

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    thats fucking bullshit

  • Minorhawk

    I hate when they make up the rules as they go along

  • 10thMountainFire

    So we’ve done one of the holy trifecta of delay via face-off, delay via puck, and too-many-mens.

  • Joe Banks

    oh god…

    • 10thMountainFire

      Shhh… Hossa is busy.

  • Red Black and Copper

    FUCKING IDIOT!!!! KRUGER NEEDED TO RIP THAT SHIT UP THE GLASS!!!!

  • Z-man19

    Holy fuck

    • Joe Banks

      If I had a nickel for every time I said Holy Fuck the last 24 hrs…

      • Accipiter

        You’d have like 40 bucks ?

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    That puck came right to me!! oh wait…

  • Minorhawk

    Tat was too close to delay of game

  • 10thMountainFire

    This is a goddamn fucking circus. What the FUCK is going on here?

    • Z-man19

      It is the circus trip

      • chidiver

        Disney on Ice. Same difference.

        • QCBlackhawk

          Yeah. FUCK YOU GOOFY.

  • Chesterfield King

    I feel like a nap

  • chidiver

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!

    • 10thMountainFire

      Every week is a bad week to stop sniffing glue.

    • Z-man19

      Paint isn’t all bad

      • Accipiter

        If it’s lead based.

  • thepuckstopshere

    would have been a devistating blow to our antiquated systems

  • Red Black and Copper

    Let’s go boys get your shit together for the 3rd

  • chidiver

    Cmon Hawks! Break the seal! (I know I will shortly!)

  • QCBlackhawk

    What a shit show :p

  • 10thMountainFire

    Emery is good, forwards are bad, and Sharp is a tough guy.

    I think that Excedrin I took was Ecstasy.

    • chidiver

      Actually, I think our D has been impressive. Pulled Razor’s nuts out of the fire a couple of times!

    • CozBullsFan

      LOL! It’s like we have all taken a trip down the rabbit hole with Alice.

    • 2883

      Ecstasy doesn’t cause hallucinations

      • QCBlackhawk

        Watch out everybody, this guy is a psychopharmacologist

  • 2883

    Rally beer update: 4. On a pace for 2 per period

    • chidiver

      Slacker

      • 2883

        Is 2 per period not fast enough?

        • chidiver

          If this were a “happy, happy, joy, joy” game, sure. But hard times call for hard drinkin!

          • 2883

            Hard drinking? Where’s the bourbon?

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    Rallywalkies…

  • Chesterfield King

    I’M GONNA TAKE A RALLY NAP

    • 2883

      No you’re going to make and consume another bagel

    • chidiver

      Jog over to Jewel and get a few rally beers

      • BigHoss

        maybe a few rally shots too

        • 2883

          I have Bushmills Irish Honey but with 4.5 beers in my body… don’t think that’s ra great idea

          • BigHoss

            slow down buddy haha

          • 2883

            ha. I’m doing just fine. If I get to 8 or 9… then we’ll slow down a bit I can finish a 6 pack during a game and be fine

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    D is adequate and pouncing on Razor’s big rebounds. Razor is as sharp as we’ve seen him in an Indianhead. And the Forwards should be ashamed of themselves.

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    It’s cool when kaner and taves wear their shoulder pads when they drive the lame automobile.

    • QCBlackhawk

      “Taves” eh?

      • CornelisonsFlagPointer

        Tyfuglieves?

  • Accipiter
    • chidiver

      Don’t tease me again!

  • DesertHawk

    Does she have a speech impediment?