• Joe Banks

    Let’s score some goals!

  • http://twitter.com/oregon_hawk Oregon_hawk

    new thread energy

  • Joe Banks

    GO HAWKS GO!

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    Saad gets his first goal tonight! Please put him on the PP instead of shaw…

  • Joe Banks

    Dear Sharp. Quit mailing it in.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    I’m not feeling the energy, maybe it’ sme.

  • Steveholt

    DOWN WITH THE COCKMONGERS

  • Chesterfield King

    MOAR HAWKS GOALS

    MOAR

  • Chesterfield King

    and now I’m gonna break out the bagel.

    • Steveholt

      ….that sounds dirty?

      • Chesterfield King

        I’ve been eating rally bagels when the team needs to bounce back.

        • chidiver

          He’s gained 10 pounds in the last 2 weeks

          • Chesterfield King

            Fuck yeah I have

          • DesertHawk

            It’s ok it’s just bagel weight, I think if you like sweat a lot or something it goes away.

  • ahnfire

    C’mon Hawks! DO NOT FAIL THE PANDA JERSEY

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Passes not crsp

  • DesertHawk

    Hi Er’body

    • Chesterfield King

      hey-oh

    • 2883

      Hi Doctor Nick

      • DesertHawk

        I feel I’ve missed a cultural reference.

        • ahnfire

          Simpsons?

        • Chesterfield King

          The Simpsons, yo

          • DesertHawk

            I’m terribly uneducated on The Simpsons.

          • Chesterfield King

            oh me oh my

          • ahnfire

            oh child.

            you must fix that

          • DesertHawk

            I rarely watch TV, so almost all of my Simpsons knowledge has been gathered second hand. Is it on Netflix?

          • ahnfire

            no, I don’t think so. :|

          • DesertHawk

            Curses

        • 2883
          • DesertHawk

            Why thank you sir.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    There ya go, Johnny, Fire it at the net.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    At least we’re playing in front of Bobby Lou.

  • Chesterfield King

    We look a little more awake right now though

  • QCBlackhawk

    I love Leddy this year

  • 2883

    Bruce Springsteen in Canada? Really?

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      The Boss is international.

    • QCBlackhawk

      I listen to British bands?

      • 2883

        Just weird hearing someone who wrote “Born in the USA” be used in a Canadian rink

        • QCBlackhawk

          If that song was super pro-USA I’d agree. :p It’s not.

          • DesertHawk

            Just cause it isn’t doesn’t mean it isn’t. -every misguided politician ever-

          • QCBlackhawk

            Haha.

    • chidiver

      Born to flop?

      • 2883

        Born to Dive

        • chidiver

          I resemble that remark

          • DesertHawk

            In tea, even!

          • chidiver

            Absolutely! Although I prefer chai.

          • DesertHawk

            I hate when people call it Chai Tea…. :facepalms:

          • chidiver

            Actually, I have no idea. I’m a southern boy, so if it ain’t iced tea…I’m lost.

          • DesertHawk

            Chai, means tea… Chai tea is tea tea. Mostly I hate when a restaurant calls it that. I don’t expect everyone to know Arabic, but if you’re selling a product, don’t be dumb.

          • DesertHawk

            Sweet? Sweet tea is the nectar of the gods.

          • chidiver

            Absolutely.

          • DesertHawk

            Pretty much the only thing I liked about Georgia, that and boiled peanuts.

  • Chesterfield King

    Fuck you Vancouver. Don’t ruin Bruce fucking Springsteen for me.

  • ahnfire

    I miss Jahns, but I do like the new guy…

    “Mark Lazerus @MarkLazerus
    That Andrew Shaw one-timer off the boards looked way cooler in his imagination than it turned out. #Blackhawks”

    • Chesterfield King

      lol I was wondering what the fuck he was doin

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Saad! So close.

  • DesertHawk

    That was more Hossa-y

    • Steveholt

      Just thinking the same thing

  • 2883

    Son of Saad…. He’s going to get one, He’s going to get one

  • Chesterfield King

    not liking Kane tonight, either

    • kcrvpn

      That whole line looks out of sorts

    • justforkicks

      thought he had good moments in the first and then god knows what happened. line is just not working, and don’t know wtf sharp is doing

  • DesertHawk

    That was a nice move from Saad

  • justforkicks

    LETS GO HAWKS
    What a chance for Saad
    STOP FUCKING SHOWERING CROW

  • Z-man19

    WTF is wrong with Sharp?

    • Chesterfield King

      YOU SAW THAT TOO, RIGHT?

      • Z-man19

        Yes, that’s 2x now he’s just lost the puck

  • Chesterfield King

    SHARP WHAT THE HELL.

  • Joe Banks

    Sharp… WTF was that?

  • Steveholt

    Make Lou move more, dudes too big to just shoot it right on.

    • Woods

      Yes.

  • Woods

    Yikes – just me or does Sharpie look totally out of sync?

    • 2883

      It just looks like he’s drifting waiting for a shot

  • Joe Banks

    Puck control?

  • QCBlackhawk

    Kruger, Fuck yeah.

    • Woods

      and another unobstructed wrister from 40ft….

  • Chesterfield King

    Feb 1, 2013, the date that Patrick Sharp passed to the sideboard TWICE IN ONE GAME

    • Joe Banks

      He was literally playing with himself…

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    EDZO: Very tame…

    Translation: Boring. Come on, Hawks.

  • Woods

    CAN WE STOP WITH THE 40 FT SHOTS???????

    • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

      Nope.

  • DesertHawk

    Foley calling Burrows a knucklehead… awesome :D

  • Steveholt

    Need Seabrook to lay someone into next week, that’ll wake this game up a little.

  • DesertHawk

    I can understand having a “type”, but do people really fall for people, based off of their name?

    • kcrvpn

      I worked with a guy who was working his way through the virtues: Faith, Hope, Constance, Prudence all right in a row so .. kinda?

      • DesertHawk

        Was it completely a shallow thing? Or like legit relationships?

        • kcrvpn

          A few months each, so for a 19-21 year old, that seems fairly legit. I always assumed it was coincidence, but he was just weird enough that I wasn’t entirely sure.

          • DesertHawk

            Haha.

  • DesertHawk

    DRINK!!!!

  • Chesterfield King

    Bagel toasted, buttered, and yummy as all heck. Let’s do this.

    • Z-man19

      Type?

      • Chesterfield King

        sesame

        • Z-man19

          Noted, bite me DH

          • DesertHawk

            You’re not my type :P

      • DesertHawk

        Buttered, toasted, and yummy. Lern to red!!!!

  • Woods

    Leddy with another 40 footer….

  • DesertHawk

    The Canucks were just floating so bad right there.

  • Steveholt

    Alain Vigneault must have one of the strongest jaws in the NHL with the amount of gum he chews.

  • Woods

    Hawks not really showing much tonight… Not much rhythm, not much pressure on Luongo.. complacent game.

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Been a problem for a few games. We were able to blame fatigue for a while, but this is disturbing.

  • Steveholt

    How many fucking snow showers is Crow going to get before either an ass is beaten or a penalty is called?

    • ahnfire

      cue Bollig. :|

    • zacked

      That was a pretty tame snow shower.

    • Woods

      How many weak wrist shots from the outside the dots are Hawks forwards going to casually fling at luongo?

      • Steveholt

        13 and counting

  • Woods

    Schedule catching up with the Hawks?

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      No more so than anyone else. You could say that last week when it was six games in nine days and three in four, but not now. At least I hope not, because if it’s fatigue, it will be an issue all season.

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    Oof, Hammer.

  • girlphoenix

    Ugh I finally got this page (and my computer) to work

  • Woods

    HEY ANOTHER 40 FOOT WRIST SHOT GREAT JOB SHARP

  • Joe Banks

    Great shot, Sharpie

  • PePeLemieux

    Guess it doesn’t matter if it is a shortened season; Patrick Sharp will still disappear in late-January/early-February…

  • ahnfire

    WTF 2ND LINE, DID THE THREE OF YOU GO TO THE ROXY LAST NIGHT?

  • Woods

    Hawks basically showing no interest in trying to get to the net. Lazy.

  • thepuckstopshere

    oh lets go BLACKHAWKS

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Keep saying ‘Shutout’ Pat.

  • Chesterfield King

    Our second line is just rancid garbage tonight

    • amontesawesome

      Unfortunately, I don’t think they’ve been much worse tonight than they have been all season.

  • Woods

    Hawks look fucking gassed.

    • amontesawesome

      I’ve seen a lot of comments along these lines tonight. Am I crazy? I don’t think they’re playing that poorly. I mean clearly they’re not playing well, but I’m seeing an even game against a pretty good team. Am I just off here?

  • CozBullsFan

    Let’s go Hawks!

  • Joe Banks

    Geez Louise

    • girlphoenix

      don’t blame her

  • girlphoenix

    I have the “one new comment below” banner again. This site is so weird.

    • Chesterfield King

      I just click on it, eventually it goes away

      • girlphoenix

        It wasn’t showing up before. Now it is.

        • DesertHawk

          That means someone made a comment, Disqus doesn’t update reliably though, so when it shows up consider it a boon, otherwise… refresh and scroll it is.

          • ahnfire

            specifically, someone made a comment below your current screen. you can scroll down till you see the new comment, or click it and wait for it to take you there.

          • girlphoenix

            It’s just weird. It wasn’t showing up on the first period thread. It’s showing up in this one though.

          • DesertHawk

            That’d be the unreliable thing, which is my biggest beef with Disqus.

          • girlphoenix

            I think my least favorite this is I can’t just hit enter to send a comment.

          • DesertHawk

            Ok that’s up there

          • ahnfire

            yea, it didn’t use to show up for me either, but it does now.

    • ahnfire

      when you click on it, it will (eventually) take you to the new comment.

  • Woods

    desperation shots from the hawks

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Lead forward standing at the blue line waiting for the stretch pass. . No movement.

  • Woods

    Finally they got retribution on Keith.

    Now SHOW THE FUCK UP BLACKHAWKS

  • Woods

    God this is lazy bad hockey.

  • Chesterfield King

    Fuck this shit. I wasted a bagel on these fuckers?

  • Woods

    NICE LONG WRISTER THERE BICKELL THAT’S BEEN WORKING ALL NIGHT LONG

  • Joe Banks

    Fuuuuck

  • Woods

    Q: “alright guys – just keep shooting the long wristers to his glove!”

    • zacked

      The point, it has been made.

  • Steveholt

    Loungo is one of the best goalies in the league at making a routing glove save look SPECTACULAR!!!!

  • Chesterfield King

    I’d much more annoyed right now if my bagel wasn’t so fucking delicious

    • DesertHawk

      Y U NO VERB!!!!

  • 2883

    You know that was a good shot by Bickell, good wrister from the slot about 15 ft out…

    • Chesterfield King

      10 feet closer than normal I’LL TAKE IT

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    rally scotch in hand.

  • justforkicks

    jfc

  • stacie7

    You know guys you can’t score at all if you don’t shoot on net. Granted they may not all be the best shots, but you never know what will go in, or give a rebound for another chance.

    • Chesterfield King

      agreed

    • kcrvpn

      Yep. A lot of these shots seems to be when the passing lanes are cut off or there is no support and the choice is turn it over or put it on net. Might as well put it on net.

  • Joe Banks

    I think I’ll go out to the parking lot and watch cars rust…

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Wear your mittens, honey, it’s cold out.

  • Steveholt

    Took two Sedin’s to knock Keith down….just saying

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    Sure feeling like one of those games.

    • Woods

      Sure is.

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    Got a growler full of lager, please score hawks before its done.

  • Chesterfield King

    Saad continues to impress me

    • stacie7

      I want him to dent the twine so bad. He deserves it.

  • kcrvpn

    Every pass seems off tonight.

  • Woods

    Way to throw away a period Chicago.

    • stacie7

      sorry my clock shows 5 minutes left

      • ahnfire

        our tv/streams must be broken.

      • Woods

        Ok

    • amontesawesome

      You also might want to take a look at the game shot chart. The on SOGs haven’t been nearly as poor as it might appear anecdotally.

  • Woods

    Another turnover….

  • Woods

    Seriously. What in the fuck is Sharp on tonight?

    • PePeLemieux

      Tonight? How about all season…

    • girlphoenix

      ice skates?

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    Very unHossa…

  • Chesterfield King

    even Edzo pointing out the second line’s wretched play

  • Joe Banks

    Nice pass, Sharpie… zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • thepuckstopshere

    travis……………….

  • Chesterfield King

    Woods, are you worryd?

  • Woods

    Just end this period w/o another Canucks goal and let Q try to adjust the gameplan, if there is one.

    • stacie7

      What? Man you are a Debbie downer. Have a little faith please. We will score tonight.

      • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

        That’s the stuff.

    • thepuckstopshere

      stop with the negitive waves so late inthe period

      • Chesterfield King

        WHAT IS HAPPENING

        • stacie7

          Double personality posting disorder?

        • 2883

          EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING

          • BodomSlayer

            ALL OF THE THINGS!

    • chidiver

      Always with the negative vibes Moriarty!

  • Chesterfield King

    y’know, the third line has looked pretty good tonight.

    • http://twitter.com/oregon_hawk Oregon_hawk

      feeling pretty good about everyone but bolland/sharp/kane

  • ahnfire

    I cannot believe I’m so bored during a Hawks/Nucks game.

  • Steveholt

    Who just tried to Human Centipede crow?

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Yet another goal post.

  • Woods

    Saad pretty much the only guy doing anything. Except for the goalpost that is…

    • Minorhawk

      He heard this was a rivalry game…

      • girlphoenix

        what about that rivalry game on wednesday?

        • Z-man19

          Nice work GP

  • Z-man19

    SAAD needs more TOI

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      This. He has the energy.

  • DesertHawk

    HOW DID THAT NOT GO IN!?

    • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

      I’m pretty sure Disqus was involved…

  • chidiver

    Hossa! Y U Miss!

  • Chesterfield King

    Saaaaaaaaddddddddd hahahahaha ilu ilu ilu

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    It’s just that night. Where the puck.
    Won’t.
    Go.

  • 2883

    Saad is killing it tonight fucking post, fucking Nucks

  • Steveholt

    Fuck me Saad needs to play every shift

  • 2883

    The one thing that Saad is doing is taking it and just going right at the net… Such great puck handling

    • Chesterfield King

      Unlike some of the other guys tonight, he has really been driving to the net.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Post 2
    Nucks 1

  • justforkicks

    can we just load up the first pp unit

  • chidiver

    Well, looks like Chester’s rally bagel needs to be supplemented with a rally scotch.

    • Chesterfield King

      be my guest. But since I had the bagel we have looked much sharper

    • girlphoenix

      I think I need a rally nap.

      • ahnfire

        the Hawks are taking one right now.

        • girlphoenix

          I could do them a favor and take it for them.

      • Chesterfield King

        All these carbs mean I can’t nap

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    How many times has Edzo said, “The puck bounces over the stick of Hossa,” in the last four games?

  • thepuckstopshere

    pull the goalie!

    • Chesterfield King

      lol

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Saad on the PP
    Q recognizes his spark

  • ahnfire

    omg c’mon powerplay.

  • Minorhawk

    Win a fuckin draw Bolland

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    Taking my dog for a rallywalkies at the break.

  • Minorhawk

    Boooooooo

  • Woods

    Well that was forgettable….

    • Joe Banks

      Was it ever… 4.25 consecutive scoreless periods…

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Weak…

  • Steveholt

    Kane doing his best Versteeg impression tonight

  • Woods

    Man, the Hawks really have nothing going on….

  • Chesterfield King

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • stacie7

    At least they didn’t score

    • Chesterfield King

      yeah, actually I like our chances in the third. I think Saad gets it

      • Woods

        Man if that kid doesn’t get one soon…

        • Chesterfield King

          Then he’ll still be my fav

      • Accipiter

        Toews said in the intermission they are trying to get him one.

  • happyhuman

    bleh

  • justforkicks

    nope nope nope

  • BodomSlayer

    Let’s go Hawks!

  • Z-man19

    KOOL AIDE , WHO WANTS KOOL AIDE

    • Chesterfield King

      I ALREADY HAVE IT

    • stacie7

      Hey who said you could give out the kool aid?

      • Z-man19

        I’m doing prep work for you, start selling

    • Woods

      Me please

      • stacie7

        I’m starting on an IV for you – you need it.

        • Z-man19

          See, they are lining up

          • stacie7

            My Kool-Aid brings all the boys to the yard.

  • PePeLemieux

    Is Bolland 0-for at the dot?

  • chidiver

    Okay. Balvenie has been poured.

    • ahnfire

      ooo Balvenie

      • chidiver

        Kind of a waste, given my current state of inebriation (did I spell it right?), but I ran out of wino scotch the other night.

    • Woods

      I shall pour an Ardbeg!

  • Chesterfield King

    Also, Luongo has a shutout you guys

    • Woods

      Hard to believe with all of those high quality shots!

      • Chesterfield King

        We’ve had some nice chances and hit two posts… but he has a shutout.

  • thepuckstopshere

    Q, need to juice up the speedball for these guys between periods!

    • 2883

      Is this mhsilver?

      • Chesterfield King

        That’s the fake Woods, the one that isn’t signed in and I think might be making fun of the actual Woods

      • thepuckstopshere

        negitive rafterman!

  • ahnfire

    stats through 2

    SOG: CHI 18 – 15 VAN
    Hits: CHI 3 – 13 VAN (really, arena stat keepers?)
    Give: CHI 5 – 3 VAN
    Take: CHI 3 – 7 VAN
    Block: CHI 7 – 12 VAN
    F/Os: CHI 58% – 42% VAN

    Kruger – 2/4 – 50%
    Toews – 9/11 – 82%
    Saad – 1/1 – 100%
    Bolland – 3/8 – 38%
    Shaw – 3/7 – 43%

    • Steveholt

      lol on those hits, fucking douchenozzles

    • justforkicks

      they are counting all the misses on keith.

      and bolly’s FOs looks like what i expected now

      • chidiver

        Given the 1st period stats….I think he lost every FO in the 2nd.

        • ahnfire

          he only took 2, and lost both.

    • http://www.facebook.com/jimmy.cook.5621 Jimmy Cook

      I am surprised the giveaways are that low for us considering how we played that period. especially the second line

  • Joe Banks

    What a giant steaming turd that was…

  • 2883

    I’m drinking Riverwest Stein Beer (Lakefront brewery)

    • chidiver

      Tasty!

      • 2883

        It is pretty good my first.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Really wishing they’d managed to trade Lou to Toronto right now.

  • notsince2010

    alex burrows makes me hate.

  • frictionjane

    Please, someone tell Q to stop sending Bolland out there for PP draws

    • frictionjane

      Bolland .375 so far tonight

      • thepuckstopshere

        mirror?

      • QCBlackhawk

        Lol’ing

  • QCBlackhawk

    So… Send Sharp to the third line and bring up Stalberg?

  • BodomSlayer

    Saad is looking amazing!

    • Chesterfield King

      Yeah, I’ve already given up any pretense of pretending like I don’t love him like a shrieking schoolgirl

  • AMR

    They need to hire a coach specifically for face-offs. Is Yanic Perreault available?

    • amontesawesome

      Hawks are wining 58% of the FO tonight.

      • chidiver

        All Toews. Bolland and Shaw getting crushed.

  • Chesterfield King

    Yo real woods (not fake woods) you seem worryd

    • BodomSlayer

      I’m so confused. What have I missed by working?

      • Chesterfield King

        Any time Woods posts and the name is Red, that means it’s actually Woods. the other Woods (grey) is an imposter

      • QCBlackhawk

        Our first Debbie Downer “everything sucks” guy of the season has shown up

        • BodomSlayer

          Awww I’m glad someone sent MHSilver an invite.

          • QCBlackhawk

            HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED.

  • ahnfire

    this period sucked. let’s all run away to the third period. come along, children.

    http://thecommittedindian.com/hawks-at-canucks-3rd-period-thread/