• Joe Banks

    Go Hawks Go!

  • Z-man19

    LETS GO HAWKS!!!

  • DesertHawk

    Whoa… eiffel 65…

  • justforkicks

    LETS GO BLACKHAWKS. ALL THE GOALS FOR HAWKS

  • Joe Banks

    I seek “The Tears of Luongo”…

  • Barnum22

    Let’s Go Hawks!!!!!!!

  • Accipiter

    GO HAWKS GO !!!!!!

  • CozBullsFan

    Let’s go Hawks!

  • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

    I thought Comcast was gonna screw us there for a second.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Let’s go Hawks.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Go get em Johnny

  • Chesterfield King

    MOAR HAWKS GOALS

  • girlphoenix

    I’m gonna try posting here during the game. We’ll see how it goes.

    • Chesterfield King

      yay!

    • Accipiter

      woot woot !!!!

  • kcrvpn

    The play that ominous bell for icing? Man, even the Canuk’s PA is over dramatic …

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Icing city

  • derlemke

    Go Hawks. Gibt mir miene points

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Hammer, come on.

  • girlphoenix

    Oh no this (totally legal) stream of the Canucks feed is not going to work here.

    • DesertHawk

      Booo…. I think.

  • Chesterfield King

    FACK

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    This is not a team to give PP’s to.

    • DesertHawk

      I recommend against giving one’s PP to a team.

      • Z-man19

        Depends on the team

        • chidiver

          Swedish bikini team?

          • Z-man19

            Yes please

    • stacie7

      They haven’t been as scary as normal this year. Not saying they can’t score, just not as powerful.

  • justforkicks

    the snow showers on crow piss me off

    • DesertHawk

      You and me both.

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    No clock again?

    • Chesterfield King

      I don’t understand why this is so hard

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    No PP clock again, comcast.

  • Z-man19

    No PP clock again?

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Sharpie, come on. Clear that

  • girlphoenix

    I don’t know if you non-AHL following people know, but Kassian is the fucking worst. I hate him so much.

    • Chesterfield King

      fuck that asshole

    • Accipiter

      He fits right in with the Canucks.

    • DesertHawk

      I will bandwagon hate. Solidarity!!!

  • QCBlackhawk

    Like I said a few days back. Sharp doesn’t seem right.

  • Chesterfield King

    edzo shoutout drink

    • chidiver

      Gladly

  • 2883

    LET’S GO HAWKS

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Kane Toews Hossa…..

    • QCBlackhawk

      Line Scrambler: ENGAGE!

    • Accipiter

      Captain Lazy Panda !!!

      • QCBlackhawk

        I approve this message, despite Kane not being lazy this year.

        • DesertHawk

          Hossa has never been a panda to my knowledge either.

          • girlphoenix

            Someone needs to shop Hoss’s face on a panda now.

          • DesertHawk

            Or we need to call up China and tell them to name their next baby panda Hossa.

          • QCBlackhawk

            Lies

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    # looked a little ♭ there for a bit

  • DesertHawk

    Leddy are making I happy.

  • Chesterfield King

    Leddy I love you

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Leddy came close.

  • 2883

    wow Leddy with a nice move to get to space

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Some Canucklehead is gonna take a five minute major charging Kieth tonight.

  • DesertHawk

    Crow/The D!!!!

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    How the fuck did that stay oet?

    • stacie7

      Goalie Jelly I think

  • Chesterfield King

    Fuckin helll

  • chidiver

    I know I’ve had a couple of adult beverages, but do the colors on the main camera look messed up to anyone else?

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Maybe a little too much contrast, or the white balance is off.

      • DesertHawk

        The Canucks’ jerseys look weird to me.

        • chidiver

          EXACTLY! Like a wierd, magenta color cast. When they go to the rinkside cameras, it goes away.

          • DesertHawk

            Oh for me it’s like overly blue…. the shade isn’t right.

          • chidiver

            Yup, shade not right. I should have avoided white balance speak.

          • DesertHawk

            Is that what you said?! :Very much a stereotypical guy when it comes to colors:

          • chidiver

            Jerseys look more purple than blue. But then I’ve been drinking Kentucky Bourbon Ale, so I expect a pink elephant to parade across the screen at some point this evening.

          • Z-man19

            I’m seeing the same

          • chidiver

            Cool. Will continue drinking then.

          • DesertHawk

            Would you have stopped otherwise?

          • Z-man19

            I think we all know the answer to that, chidiver is a pro

          • DesertHawk

            Speaking of chidiver…. his name makes me think he scubas in tea.

          • chidiver

            Well, some of the quarries around here are pretty tea-like in terms of visibility. And no, I wouldn’t have stopped, just switched to another brand.

          • DesertHawk

            Mine are just like painfully blue… which I’ve never experienced in game before, they’re doing something wrong on their end.

          • DesertHawk

            It was very noticeable to me when they zoomed on one of the Sedins.

    • 2883

      I have standard definition but Comcast has put together a really shitty presentation of Hawks hockey..

      • girlphoenix

        What’s a clock?

        • 2883

          That irritates me… A lot… No PP clock

        • DesertHawk

          I think it’s the updated version of a sundial…. they’re pretty new, I’m not surprised you haven’t heard of them.

          • Accipiter

            It’s science.

        • Chesterfield King

          They do show the 4 on 4 for some reason

        • Z-man19

          I’ve missed GP smartass

          • DesertHawk

            Upboats!!!!

    • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

      The Canucks look a bit like the Leafs tonight for some reason… less green?

    • http://www.facebook.com/jimmy.cook.5621 Jimmy Cook

      it seems they are zoomed out so we [unfortunately] see the first 15 rows of Vancouver fans

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Now no banner at all on Comcast.

    • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

      Overlaying shit on a screen is tough for a professional crew, you know?

      • DesertHawk

        Those software buttons are hard to click.

    • DesertHawk

      Top or bottom banner? I’m not noticing all these things!!!

    • stacie7

      I have a banner

      • DesertHawk

        I think you mean Ban Hammer… you’re slurring your words stacie, we’re only 11 minutes in.

        • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

          Stacie use the banhammer? Never!

  • 2883

    Damn, Hossa had a chance

    • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

      a very nice chance

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    They’ve had three runs at Kieth and haven’t hit him yet.

    • Chesterfield King

      wouldn’t it be great if they just never hit him?

      • stacie7

        you have to catch bambi first

      • DesertHawk

        That’d be great even not considering the circumstances.

      • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

        Ever again?

        • DesertHawk

          Never ever.

    • justforkicks

      at this rate they will concuss themselves on the board

      • Z-man19

        That would be awful

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Let’s go play in front of Luongo for a while…. He looks lonely

  • girlphoenix

    Does anyone else have this issue: people reply to comments scrolled down the screen but the “new comment below” banner doesn’t pop up?

    • kcrvpn

      Yep. You have to look at the My Disqus tab to see if someone has responded to you.

    • DesertHawk

      Among many.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    This line has something going,.

  • derlemke

    Seeing that Vancouver is taking runs at Keith, I see they have a major case of assaciditis.

    • zacked

      I can’t remember the last time I saw an entire team take such blatant runs at a player.

      • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

        The Chiefs went after McCracken pretty good.

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      A couple of times two Canucks have taken a run at him together. Look for that to lead to an odd man rush later on.

  • Minorhawk

    Why is there so much room in the neutral zone for Vancouver?

  • QcBlackhawk

    Rat needs to spend an entire weekend taking faceoffs against Toews. That shit needs to get better.

    • DesertHawk

      That might just destroy his morale…

      • QCBlackhawk

        Don’t even care, needs to get better whatever way possible. Too many O zone faceoffs getting pissed away.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Here we go, Bicks draw a penalty.

  • kcrvpn

    Bolland may need to go down a line. It really hurts the offense of that line that he seemingly cannot win a draw against anyone more mobile than a zombie.

    • stacie7

      problem is who then is our second line center?

      • kcrvpn

        I would vote for Sharp, but we know how the team feels about that. Kruger? Mayer? It’s a tough one, but the lack of possesion on that line really hurts the team.

  • Joe Banks

    PP Time!!!

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Come on, no Clown Shoes.

  • Chesterfield King

    Hossa looks… off…

  • girlphoenix

    I have seen more interference penalties this year than the previous two years I’ve been following hockey.

    • stacie7

      I noticed that too

      • chidiver

        In the long run, that’s good for speedy Hawks.

        • stacie7

          it seems that we are taking more penalties than receiving them though

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Nice game of keep away. Can we shoot?

  • DesertHawk

    Is the crowd literally booing each time we complete a pass?

    • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

      Whenever Keith touches it

      • girlphoenix

        Well I admire their dedication. Not as impressive as the like 5 minute straight booing in Columbus though.

    • Z-man19

      Just when Duncs touches it

    • kcrvpn

      They seem to be booing when Keith tuches the puck

      • DesertHawk

        Oy vey

    • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

      Whoever number 2 is on our team, they aint fond of him.

  • Joe Banks

    Suckage…

  • DesertHawk

    DRINK!!!!

  • zacked

    Keith and Seabs really need to switch sides on the PP. We have zero threat from up high so teams can just pack the slot.

  • Minorhawk

    Right now nobodys winning any draws for the Hawks

  • Joe Banks

    What the hell was that, Sharp?

  • 2883

    Fuck…

  • QcBlackhawk

    Fuck

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Third man in scores…

  • amontesawesome

    What an odd looking sequence.

  • Z-man19

    FUCK

  • DesertHawk

    We completely fell apart there.

  • happyhuman

    booooooooooo

  • justforkicks

    how many times will sharpy fail to get the puck out of the zone

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    # is not

  • Joe Banks

    Sorry ass passing

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    These games haven’t been looking very good lately.

  • girlphoenix

    told yall kassian is the worst

    • DesertHawk

      I am now more than a bandwagon Kassian hater.

      • Accipiter

        Good, good.

      • girlphoenix

        Hating is never wrong. Give into the hate.

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    Burrow’s a cunt

    • Chesterfield King

      We’ve had this fucking conversation before

      • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

        Magic word i guess, alright

        • Chesterfield King

          It’s not alright. That’s the whole fucking point.

          • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

            I get it. as in “oh, you specifically don’t like that word, I get it.”

          • Chesterfield King

            No. As in that word isn’t a word that was used on the old site and it shouldn’t be used on this one.

          • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

            I never followed the old site, so I wouldn’t know. My bad, I messed up, sorry.

          • Chesterfield King

            Just next time when someone asks you to tone down your language, please do.

          • DesertHawk

            Learning pains suck.

          • ahnfire

            no, as in that’s not a word we don’t want to be used casually on these boards, so stop.

          • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

            Can we use it formally then? Like if we are addressing the Queen or something?

          • DesertHawk

            Smart ass :D

        • DesertHawk

          I am all for not censoring words (and I’ve fought about it in the past), but we have a pretty diverse community, if members of that community object to some language, then we accommodate them. I’d rather have the community as it is, an open “safe” place, than have the ability to use any words at any time.

          • Chesterfield King

            I’ve asked repeatedly for him not to write it but he continues to.

          • DesertHawk

            Oh I know, I’m just trying to explain.

          • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

            I’ve done it once before, the first time I’d posted in one of these. I didn’t see the request not to say it, hence why I did. Like I said, I’m sorry. I don’t know the community well, I don’t know what’s “taboo” and what isn’t.

          • DesertHawk

            Basically if it could be considered sexist, tread with caution and you’re probably better suited to not go there at all. Homophobia doesn’t fly either. It’s a bit less of a boy’s club/locker room setting here than it seems to be in other comment sections I’ve encountered.

          • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

            Thanks. Being with people who generally don’t care much about what’s said, you get used to things. As in, filters disappear.
            It’s my bad. Didn’t see the request not to do it in the past, so my bad there too.

          • DesertHawk

            No worries, now ya know :D At least you didn’t foot in mouth in front of the Vice-Commander of the base or something…. not that I know anyone who’s done that, nope not at all.

          • ahnfire

            it’s ok. there’s always a learning curve. :)

  • DesertHawk

    Shocker Burrows is a douche.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Should be a penalty….

  • Z-man19

    Fuck Burrows

  • justforkicks

    fucking dick

  • Chesterfield King

    Burrow’s you fucking shit

    • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

      At least he didn’t cost his team a Cup or anything while being a shit.

      OH WAIT

  • Joe Banks

    Geez

  • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

    LET’S DO THIS

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    4×4 coming up. Can we get something going?

    • 2883

      Might be only a 5 on 4, (Nucks PP)

      • Accipiter

        Nope.

  • Joe Banks

    Hey Burrows… BITE ME!

    • girlphoenix

      Don’t tempt him.

  • TripleA

    clown

  • stacie7

    I have deleted the comment with the “c” word. That does not fly here and take this as a warning. I will ban you if it continues.

    • Steveholt

      You deleted Gob’s boat?

      • Chesterfield King

        hahahahahaha

      • 2883

        He finally made his boat disappear

        • Chesterfield King

          It was a wonderful magic trick

    • chidiver

      Hmm, except if one doesn’t refresh….the post lives on. Sounds like there was a constructive conversation aboot it tho, so cool.

      • ahnfire

        the comment itself is deleted, but the rest of the thread will survive. it’s not like SCH, where all replies disappear with the deleted comment.

        • DesertHawk

          I like that actually!!! Something I like about Disqus, where are the munchkins? This needs to be recorded in song.

  • QcBlackhawk

    No stupid fucking green men?

  • Minorhawk

    Where are the green douche bags near the box?

    • QcBlackhawk

      Jinx

  • Accipiter

    Iron

  • DesertHawk

    So wanted Keith to score.

  • Z-man19

    Another fucking post

  • Minorhawk

    POST…Damnit

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    We’ve been hitting too many posts lately.

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    It’s just not possible to dislike Burrows anymore than I already do.

  • QcBlackhawk

    Sharp, what the fuck was that? Do ANYTHING.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    We’re looking for the perfect shot. Hey boys, it doesn’t exist.

  • Chesterfield King

    Sharp just looks sluggish

  • JPSoprano80

    Sigh

  • Joe Banks

    Sharp is so… unremarkable this year…

    • girlphoenix

      Not-so-Sharp

    • DesertHawk

      Yeah, it’s weird.

    • ahnfire

      it’s been 7 games. we know Sharpy is one of those extremes so let’s hope he’s just starting slow.

  • justforkicks

    god sharpy why

  • Accipiter

    SAAD
    almost

  • Z-man19

    SAAD

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    Sharp looks like an old man out there

  • amontesawesome

    Man, I love Saad.

  • TripleA

    ahh!

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    SAAD

  • Z-man19

    Almost

  • Joe Banks

    Kneel!

  • QcBlackhawk

    Close but no cigar.

  • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

    Toronto isn’t even gonna look?

  • Joe Banks

    Fuck Hamhock!

  • justforkicks

    why no penalty shot?

    • 2883

      no clear path

    • QCBlackhawk

      Wasn’t a breakaway

  • chidiver

    Hamhock channeling Keith

  • Joe Banks

    Let’s get one, boys!

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Did we not pack our offense for this road trip?

    • chidiver

      I thought YOU packed it!?

  • Woooods

    What’s wrong with Sharpie?

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Oh, a failed back door play…

    • QCBlackhawk

      I audibly snorted when they tried.

      • Z-man19

        Can one snort and it not be audible?

        • DesertHawk

          :snorts:

        • QCBlackhawk

          I don’t know, ask a cokehead?

          • Chesterfield King

            ZING

  • Joe Banks

    Sharp?

  • Steveholt

    Sharp and Hossa look like dog shit

    • Chesterfield King

      I agree. It feels like Hossa can’t hold on to the puck

  • kcrvpn

    Didn’t look very good for most of that first.

  • Minorhawk

    Not a good period…The good news is there are still 2 to go.

  • Chesterfield King

    Well, that was ugly.

  • chidiver

    ahn with stats in 3…2…1…

    • stacie7

      don’t think she is available this evening

      • chidiver

        Thought I saw her waving the banhammer around before?

      • DesertHawk

        AHHHHHHHHHNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        :falls to knees shakes fist at heavens:

        • ahnfire

          what?

          • Z-man19

            She’s right there

          • stacie7

            oh there you are

          • ahnfire

            surprise! :D

          • stacie7

            I thought you might be a little busy tonight.

          • ahnfire

            yea, I need to pack…it’s ok, that’s what intermissions are for :D

          • 2883

            The yang to stacie’s yin

          • stacie7

            I’d be running around my house screaming wooo hooooo at the top of my lungs if I were you.

          • ahnfire

            hehe! I rather be screaming woohoo at the end of the third.

          • stacie7

            well that too – you better have the Hossa on (don’t pack it early by mistake)

          • ahnfire

            I walked into the apt and went straight to the closet and put it on. If the 2nd doesn’t go the way I want, I’m going to have to break out the panda hat.

          • DesertHawk

            Pack? Trip or moving?

          • ahnfire

            trip! I’m going to Iceland tomorrow.

          • Chesterfield King

            Have fun with Sigur Ros and Bjork and Of Monsters and Men.

            This is all I know about Iceland.

          • DesertHawk

            Also volcanoes and unpronouncable names.

          • ahnfire

            HOT SPRINGS! and the Northern Lights.

          • DesertHawk

            Well that’s more appealing than what I posted.

          • Chesterfield King

            Yeah, because of the fault lines and volcanoes they don’t have to heat a lot of their water.

          • DesertHawk

            Volcanoes come with an upside.

          • Chesterfield King

            Yeah apart from the fiery death and ash, they are alright

          • Z-man19

            Getting the Banhammer tuned up?

          • chidiver

            It will hence be called the Nordic Banhammer!

          • ahnfire

            adding to the banhammer collection.

          • Z-man19

            So mom is going out of town tomorrow, PARTY!!!!

          • ahnfire

            naw, it just gives Stacie an opportunity to be the mean one. Watch it, it’s always the “nice ones” that are the scariest.

          • DesertHawk

            Yes, yes we are.

          • DesertHawk

            Neato!

          • DesertHawk

            Uh… well… I… I got nuthin’

          • ahnfire

            you shouldn’t be screaming people’s name then. :P

  • DesertHawk

    Why didn’t he just toss the socks in the hamper….

  • Joe Banks

    If Keith had scored… that would have been great…

    • chidiver

      He still has 40 minutes to make them whine

      • DesertHawk

        They’ll whine no matter what.

        • Z-man19

          That

  • ahnfire

    stats through 1

    SOG: CHI 9 – 9 VAN
    Hits: CHI 1 – 3 VAN
    Give: CHI 3 – 2 VAN
    Take: CHI 3 – 4 VAN
    Block: CHI 4 – 4 VAN
    F/Os: CHI 63% – 37% VAN

    Kruger – 2/3 – 67%
    Toews – 5/6 – 83%
    Saad – 1/1 – 100%
    Bolland – 3/6 – 50%
    Shaw – 1/3 – 33%

    • stacie7

      man we are killing them at the dot

      • zacked

        Manny is the only Canuck that’s good at draws.

        • Chesterfield King

          They really do need Kesler back

    • justforkicks

      i wouldn’t ahve guessed bolly was at 50%.

      • Chesterfield King

        It’s that whole lines inability to maintain puck possession that gives that impression

    • chidiver

      It REALLY doesn’t feel like we’re dominating at the dot.

  • DesertHawk

    He has a surprisingly high pitched voice.

    • 2883

      He’s like what 15, maybe his voice will deepen with age

      • DesertHawk

        haha

  • Steveholt

    Anyone know why Nucks fans keep “Loooouuuuuuuuu”ing Duncan Keith?

    • stacie7

      because of the hit on Sedin from last year

      • Steveholt

        Oh I know, just making a joke because “Lou” sounds very similar to “boo”. It should have been written in teal, my mistake.

        • stacie7

          sorry missed the sarcasm font :)

  • stacie7

    Wait – there’s a cake flavored vodka. My liver just might die.

    • Chesterfield King

      I just gagged thinking about that

      • stacie7

        I’m kind of partial to sickenly sweet things.

        • Chesterfield King

          I got most of my mother’s Asian genes, so sweet things just do not fly. Pork flavored vodka? I’d be going to the store right now to try and convince some homeless guy to buy it for me.

          • Accipiter

            How about hot pepper vodka ?

          • stacie7

            I wonder if that’s what I had in a bloody mary once. It wasn’t too bad if it was.

          • 2883

            Pepper Absolute

          • DesertHawk

            Buddy ordered one of those once, cause he inebriatedly thought it said peppermint… he was a sad drunk.

          • 2883

            Poor sucker…. (no offense but seriously what a sucker….)

          • DesertHawk

            Siracha Vodka, is that a thing? I know people who’d drink it.

          • Chesterfield King

            There’s a cocktail place in DC that serves a “snowball.” Lots of slush and liqueur and gin, but it also has sichuan pepper in it so that your face feels numb– like you just got hit by a snowball.

          • Accipiter

            I just like the straight hot pepper vodka to sip on.

          • 2883

            a 2nd to tequila and hot sauce

          • stacie7

            well there is bacon flavored vodka

          • chidiver

            And Maple flavored Crown. Epic bloody mary with a bacon garnish

  • 2883

    CSN posting a Sedin sister tweet..

    • justforkicks

      yeah i saw >:(

    • QCBlackhawk

      It’s such a failure of a joke. Beaten up and sucky

  • ahnfire

    thanks Intermission Live, for that twitter update so I now know the newest douche-canoe that refers to Honk & Donk as sisters.

  • ahnfire