• Shawn Wilson

    Bishop. After all that bobbin & weavin. Whatever. Here we go Hawks!

  • ZigZags82

    Let’s Go Hawks!

    Tight, disciplined, and play your game to take the series lead!

  • The_Cheeb

    Shoot shoot shoot shoot stop trying for the perfect pass…….

  • Sopel the catfish

    Not quite the punk or metal that’s usually purveyed here, but I’ve been digging this one for a while, and it came on right when I started my car for my drive home tonight. We are one, LET’S GO HAWKS
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm7aArjpsLk

  • Aaeismacgychel

    That’s textbook interference. Oduya is 5ft from the puck and trying to get it.

    • Sopel the catfish

      Jinx!

  • Sopel the catfish

    Textbook interference by Johnson on that replay (although Seabs did it to him earlier in the series***…)

    *edit

    • Aaeismacgychel

      lol… Yeah, we in synch today. Luckily they don’t call interference in the playoffs

      • Sopel the catfish

        It always seems like every interference call is the wrong one, never make it when they should and when they do call it it’s weak

  • Aaeismacgychel

    We’re playing like we all have vertigo. Wake the hell freakin up

  • Sopel the catfish

    Teuvo and Vermette on top of each other there, FUCK ME WEAK SHIT

  • Aaeismacgychel

    frak. Just frak

  • Sopel the catfish

    I hope Hedman loses and edge and loses all of his teeth when his face slams into a goalpost

  • Sopel the catfish

    That was way offsides (not the goal, that last play)

  • DJ

    Oduya……you won’t get a call there. If you recover, maybe you break up that play.

  • Aaeismacgychel

    Well it’s official- we’re freakin playing like garbage. No idea how that’s possible

  • DJ

    And another missed call. Refs pick up right where they left off in terms of suckage.

    • Aaeismacgychel

      And you know Chicago is going to get called for a really cheap one here in the next minute or two.

  • Aaeismacgychel

    I know they don’t call interference in the playoffs put you’d think they’d call holding preventing a breakaway

  • DJ

    Q giving them an earful. Is a makeup call coming?

  • Aaeismacgychel

    And another interference with Toews taken down on the rush away from the puck

  • Sopel the catfish

    HOSSA HOW COULD YOU

  • DJ

    Ah! Hossa misses the empty net! But he’s tripped.

  • Sopel the catfish

    Should be an automatic goal then right? penalty on an open net?

    • Peanut Butter

      Or at least a penalty shot.

    • DJ

      It’s an automatic goal only if the goalie has been pulled.

      • Sopel the catfish

        I know πŸ™‚ wishful thinking

  • DJ

    Penalty on Coburn for the trip. And Saad for a cross-check? Dumbass.

    • Sopel the catfish

      These refs blow donkey dick

  • Peanut Butter

    WTF are they taking Saad off for?

  • Sopel the catfish

    Nice time for the fucking zebras to call some post whistle shit.

    • WookRN

      What the FUCK!?

  • DJ

    Some good work here.

  • DJ

    Nine straight SOG for the Hawks

  • Aaeismacgychel

    So that’s a penalty on Tampa then after the whistle, right?

  • Peanut Butter

    I mean the refs are suppose to get better as we go on right? These guys are the best of the best supposedly? Maybe the NFL replacement refs are available cause these guys are a joke!

  • Statman

    Hawks are more effective in a 4-on-4 than they are on a power play!

    • Sopel the catfish

      I’ve saying that all post season, they just need to send out 6 guys for the PP and take the too many men penalty and fuck shit up 4 on 4.

      • Peanut Butter

        It’s true…you have been saying that all season. πŸ˜‰

        • Sopel the catfish

          Damn Skippy (get it?!?)

    • Peanut Butter

      I thought the same thing…can we get more 4 on 4 action cause somehow that seems to nullify Tampa’s speed and ability to be everywhere.

      • Statman

        Imagine next year when we can roll Kane, Teuvo and Panarin out in these 4-on-4 situations. If you haven’t seen the Panarin videos, he’s in the same vein as Kane and Teuvo.

        • Peanut Butter

          Oh the Russian Patrick Kane?. Yeah I’m excited to see him join the Finnish Patrick Kane and the American Patrick Kane.

  • DJ

    Pry that fucking horse shoe out of Bishop’s ass

  • WookRN

    Screw it. The refs wanna throw the game, lets be dicks. Next scrum, just lay on Bishops left leg. Might as well.

    • Sopel the catfish

      That’s a goofy way to spell step.

    • Aaeismacgychel

      They’ve called being tripped and taking a header into the post as interference. I’d hate to see what would happen if god forbid we even graze Bishop

  • DJ

    Bishop tweaked something.

  • Sopel the catfish

    HOW IS THAT NOT HOLDING THAT FUCKER WOULDN’T LET SAAD GET UP

  • DJ

    Saad loses his temper again with the post-whistle slash. But Coburn skates to the box alone.

    • Sopel the catfish

      Coburn deserves a real hearty crosscheck for the shit he was pulling 30 seconds earlier

  • Sopel the catfish

    Finally got one right

  • DJ

    SHINPADS!!!

  • Statman

    That’s a power play!!!

  • Sopel the catfish

    RICHARDSSSSS

  • Aaeismacgychel

    BRAD FUCKING RICHARDS!!! ALL HIM! ALL FUCKING HIM!!!

  • DJ

    My bad. It is Richards

  • DJ

    Worked them over on the PP.

  • Lionel Hutz

    Great fuck you shift!

  • Yeah!!!!

  • DJ

    SOG 17-5. Their last shot was their goal

  • Aaeismacgychel

    What a PP. What a freakin PP. Brad Richards. Incredible. Just incredible shift

  • Lionel Hutz

    I gotta start drinking.

  • Sopel the catfish

    First Seabrook’s 7 down, that goal earns a monkey

  • DJ

    Another missed penalty. Toews really needs to bitch

  • WookRN

    Love the SOG totals….

  • Sopel the catfish

    THATS A FUCKING TRIP GOD DAMMIT

  • Statman

    No tripping against Toews?

  • DJ

    Bishop moving heavily during the TV timeout. Tampa Bay may have a decision to make in the intermission.

  • Lionel Hutz

    That’s a fucking trip!

  • Aaeismacgychel

    These refs need to be taken behind the UC and effing put down.

    • DJ

      Waste of bullets

      • Aaeismacgychel

        Yeah, good solid point.

    • Sopel the catfish

      I bet Eddie knows a guy who could help…we can always use more glue…

  • Sopel the catfish

    Good teams will find a way to overcome the extra barrier that is the officials. The shitty part is that they have to overcome the officials.

    • Statman

      The Hawks are dominating so completely right now that the ref’s are pitying the Bolts.

  • The_Cheeb

    they just need to continue the merciless onslaught

  • Sopel the catfish

    If I were Bishop I wouldn’t want to face an angry Hawks team either “mah leg mah leg”

  • DJ

    Bishop slowly gets up. I think he won’t return in the second. Either that or he’s the biggest ham on two skates.

    • Sopel the catfish

      He face was redder than a beet covered in blood in the last closeup they showed.

      • DJ

        We were tenderizing him.

  • Aaeismacgychel

    Get a 2nd one on Bishop now

  • Aaeismacgychel

    There is no way that was offside. None

  • Sopel the catfish

    I HOPE YOUR BUS CRASHES ON THE WAY TO THE HOTEL YOU ZEBRA FUCKS

    • Sopel the catfish

      no permanent or life threatening injuries mind you, just GTFO of our Stanley Cup Final

      • DJ

        I sympathize. They had an NHL 36 feature on refs. They work hard, review their efforts and desperately try to get it right. But they’ll hear it post-game.

        • Sopel the catfish

          It’s a thankless job, get it right and no one notices or cares, get it wrong once and your entire family gets death threats.

  • Statman

    I want to see a replay on that offsides, but they’re not going to show it.

    • Aaeismacgychel

      I’ll rewind as soon as the period is over.

      • Statman

        Thanks, eager to hear your assessment.

        • Lionel Hutz

          Really close. Tough to tell without another angle. Weird that they aren’t showing replays on questionable officiating. Maybe Milbury brings it up.

        • DJ

          Radio said it was a close call, gave linesman benefit of the doubt considering the bang-bang nature. Fair enough, in and of itself, I guess. But they’ve missed a bunch of stuff.

  • Sopel the catfish

    Lightning are lucky to be in a tie game right now, zebras are lucky the UC doesn’t allow concealed carry.

  • DJ

    SOG 19-7 after one. We held them to two shots in the last 15 minutes. Talk about luck…they’re lucky it isn’t 3 or 4 to 1 right now.

    Keep this up.

    • WookRN

      Cooper has to love this score given the shot total…

  • Sopel the catfish

    Kate Upton’s boobs make me not mind game of war commercials, that last commercial makes me want to continue to not play game of war.

  • The_Cheeb

    Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot, Bishop rebound control and command of his crease is weak….Shoot shot shoot dammit keep shooting

  • Aaeismacgychel

    I have a paused screen of the puck on the blue line along with Vermette’s skates. Definitely onside. 100% No question.

    • DJ

      Yep. They might not catch hell on a close call. But they should catch hell for a bad period.

  • Dangles-a-Plenty

    Holy fuck is Line 1 on fucking fire right now

    • DJ

      Line 2 ain’t too shabby either

  • Dangles-a-Plenty

    i didn’t like how 86 and 88 played that 2v1 they had… But I understand both coming from a pass first mentality. Would’ve liked to see 86 get a little closer before making that pass. But wtf do I know, I’m not Black Magic or Finnish Baby Jesus. I’ll shut the fuck up now

    • Sopel the catfish

      Woa woa woa, if we aren’t allowed to talk out of our ass about things we don’t know Ima gonna have to delete *a lot* of my posts (not trying to say that’s what you’re doing). Keep on Keepin’ on my man.

      *edit

      • Dangles-a-Plenty

        Hahaha I can’t criticize either on those two fucking beauties. I do love talking out of my ass though

      • DJ

        Indeed. If you removed “ignorant” posting from the Internet, it’d be almost completely pornography. Have to leave something for the young and faint of heart.

        • Sopel the catfish

          You mean there are things other than pornography on the internet? I’ve been waiting months for the money shot on here…

    • WookRN

      That whole PP all my neighborhood heard was my livingroom of people screaming “just Fucking shoot the god damn puck!!!!!”

      • Dangles-a-Plenty

        They had probably the best PP I’ve seen from them all post season on 91’s goal. Amazing puck movement, positional rotations, hardworking. Why the fuck can’t they do that more often?

        • Aaeismacgychel

          Because sometimes for some insane reason they decide not to pass Richards the puck and allow him to set up shop. Once Richards sets up the PP the Hawks look like they have a legitimate power play.

  • Sopel the catfish

    I can’t wait to see Jurassic World…for free. I’m not going to download or anything, but once it’s on the movie channels Ima watch the shit outta that movie, but I’ll be damned if they think that I think it’ll be worth $14.

  • DJ

    TVR had about 2:00 of ice time, but Murray very complementary. Raving about Bicks. He’s crushing anyone in a white sweater.

    • Sopel the catfish

      My plan is for TVR to get around 5 or 6 tonight, which means he can handle close to 10 on Wednesday. The bottom pair plays 10 minutes total anyways, which means when Kimmo comes in for Comiskey he only has to play 1 or 2 minutes, then he can go back to the pressbox for games 5 and 6 (yea yea, it may only go 5 but my plan was take 1 of the first 2, then 3 and 4, lead Tampa along for game 5, and seize the cup in game 6 for the home crowd)

  • TitanTransistor

    Sigh. Hopefully the Blackhawks inability to score more than one goal on a near-cripple doesn’t come back to bite them.

  • DJ

    And Bishop starts the period. Continue to work him over boys.

  • HawkIPA

    Pucks will be buried if this keeps up – loving the matchups right now. Line 1 is going to keep coming, Kane as well

  • DJ

    Wow. Only two teams have lost Game 3 of a 1-1 series and come back to win. The 2013 Hawks, and the 2004 Lightning

    • TitanTransistor

      Nope. 1964 Leafs, 1989 Flams, and 1991 Pens also did it.

      • DJ

        Reporting what they said on the radio.

      • Sopel the catfish

        Salary cap era maybe?

        • TitanTransistor

          2004 Lightning weren’t under the salary cap

          • Sopel the catfish

            bah, details

  • Sopel the catfish

    BISHOP GLOVE HAND IS WEAK, BENCH HIM FOR DARLING.
    wait, did they say Bishop?

  • DJ

    And in the Women’s World Cup, the U.S. just beat Australia 3-1

  • TitanTransistor

    Huh. Another poor start to a period for the BLackhawks.

    Wonder at what point being unready for the action falls on the coaching staff.

  • DJ

    Well, they’re pushing back. Fine. Absorb it and regain the edge.

  • Aaeismacgychel

    Patrick Sharp is an effing waste of a body right now. I’ve never seen him so effing useless

    • TitanTransistor

      You missed the entire regular season?

      • Aaeismacgychel

        He was not good at all in the regular season. These past two games he’s looked like a peewee player.

        • TitanTransistor

          I know he was bad in the regular season. You said you’ve never seen him so fing useless. I’d argue he went through stretches of such uselessness many times throughout the playoffs.

  • Sopel the catfish

    Brown looks a lot like Reaves

  • Sopel the catfish

    Only way leafs players can make it to the finals is watching their brother play in them

  • TitanTransistor

    Man, the ‘Heroic effort by Bishop’ articles are going to write themselves after this game.

  • TitanTransistor

    Shots 8-1 for TBL 5 minutes into the period. Pathetic.

    Injured goalie, can’t even test him.

  • DJ

    Improving a bit

  • Sopel the catfish

    Kane takes the puck away from Stamkos, but lightning keep the puck

  • HawkIPA

    Need a better shot from vermette on that breakaway

    • Statman

      Needed a drop pass to Hossa

  • Aaeismacgychel

    Forwards have to do a better job of supporting the defense at this point. Tampa is crashing so the D have no outlets without support. Other option is for the defense to start lobbing pucks to center and hoping for the right bounce.

  • TitanTransistor

    Patrick Sharp is embarrassingly bad tonight.

  • DJ

    Danica Patrick representing the Hawks.

  • Sopel the catfish

    There have now been (2) calls zebras got right tonight.

  • DJ

    A penalty on Tampa Bay? Impossible!

    So nasty even the refs couldn’t ignore it.

  • Aaeismacgychel

    Holy hell what a slew foot.

  • Statman

    Did the whistle blow on that delayed penalty before the bolts controlled?

  • Sopel the catfish

    Odie hurt his elbow on that play

  • Aaeismacgychel

    GET THE PUCK TO RICHARDS

  • Sopel the catfish

    Good to know things haven’t changed, return of the clownshoes

  • TitanTransistor

    Could somebody please find the real Patrick Kane, and bring him back.

  • HawkIPA

    Clown shoes back out for this one

  • TitanTransistor

    Some nice urgency on this PP LOL

  • Aaeismacgychel

    This is really easy coaching from Dineen. “Guys, we have Brad Richards. Get him the effing puck”

  • Sopel the catfish

    INTER-FUCKING-FERENCE

  • DJ

    Huge save for Crow. Bails Sharp out

  • Sopel the catfish

    CROOOOOOOWWWWW

  • TitanTransistor

    Patrick Sharp needs his ass stapled to the bench. He’s apparently trying to one-up his shit performance last game.

    • Statman

      They had him taking the faceoff on the PP!

    • Aaeismacgychel

      He’s been an effing nightmare out there.

      • DJ

        Needed to shoot from the point, tried to force a pass to Seabs, picked off for a breakaway. If you’re going to be shitty AND tentative, you’re utterly worthless.

    • HawkIPA

      Versteeg would be an improvement – what a disappearing act it’s been since Nashville

  • Sopel the catfish

    Desjardins needs to pull a Kreider

  • TitanTransistor

    Sigh. Keep blowing chances on a crippled goalie, Blackhawks. ‘Killer instinct’ indeed, lol

  • Aaeismacgychel

    I’m beginning to think Sharp is tanking it hard just so he can’t possibly be traded. He cannot possibly be this bad.

  • Sopel the catfish

    Second line needs to dump it into the southeastern Penisloaf’s corner so Bickell can destroy him.

  • TitanTransistor

    Oduya to the locker-room.

    Somehow I doubt Tampa will be as incapable of taking advantage of that injury as the Blackhawks have been at taking advantage of Bishop.

  • Sopel the catfish

    It wasn’t the shot block that hurt Odie Doc, it was that bullshit slew foot.

    • HawkIPA

      Shit – i hope he’s okay

      • Sopel the catfish

        Immediately after the penalty they showed Odie holding his left elbow while on the bench

    • DJ

      That should draw a suspension.

      • WookRN

        Hope it at least gets reviewed.

  • TitanTransistor

    It’s a good thing Bishop has barely had to moved left-to-right. Blackhawks have been gentlemen not to put any kind of pressure on him whatsoever.

  • Lionel Hutz

    Looked like he tweaked the knee on the way down. His skate hits the ice and there’s a lot of torque on that knee. Didn’t look good.

    • Sopel the catfish

      That’s worse than the elbow injury I figured he had with what the showed when he went to the bench after the slew foot

  • Sopel the catfish

    That’s Richards, Doc.

  • DJ

    Roughing on Bicks. Behind the play. Dunce.

  • HawkIPA

    Big kill coming up – Bickell with a Bollig-esque shift

  • Sopel the catfish

    Roughing? Roughing? I’m starting to think about withdrawing my statement about not wishing for permanent injuries to the refs.

  • Aaeismacgychel

    The corpses of Bickell and Sharp. Unbelievable. Hard to play with 2 dead weights

    • TitanTransistor

      You can add one #88 to that list.

      • Sopel the catfish

        Please go comment on your favorite blog instead of here (whatever team the Hawks happen to be playing against)

        • TitanTransistor

          I can’t imagine you’ve been a BLackhawks fan very long if you believe #88 is not playing like shit this series.

          Those who have watched him for a while have higher standards.

          • Sopel the catfish

            I’ve seen him backcheck harder than he did in his first few years, I’ve seen him skate past defenders, I’ve seen him make good passes that just haven’t been finished. If you haven’t seen him not score all the goals immediately as soon you wish he would, i don’t think you’ve been watching the Hawks for very long.

          • TitanTransistor

            Dude, he’s been bad.

            The nonsense narrative was that with home ice, Q could get him more favorable matchups. And on paper, he has.

            He’s still been trash tonight.

          • WookRN

            Speaking of trash.

            LOOK, TITAN IS HERE.

  • TitanTransistor

    Here it is. All those missed opportunities have led up to this moment.

    • DJ

      I admire your ability to restrain your glee

      • TitanTransistor

        I take no joy in pointing out the inevitable.

        You beer fart away endless opportunities on an injured goalie, it will come back to bite you eventually.

        • Dj

          Sure you do. Use “SMH” instead of “lol.” All the kids use it. That way, you can express your disgust without coming off like a gleeful knob.

          • WookRN

            It’s ok. We all know he’s a “gleeful knob”.

      • WookRN

        That’s restraint?

  • Aaeismacgychel

    Geez. They’re going to call that? After what they let go in the 1st? You have got to be kidding me. That’s rarely a penalty in the regular season.

  • Statman

    Questionable offsides against Tampa and then they show the replay!

  • Sopel the catfish

    ALL I FUCKING WANT IS SOME GOD DAMNED FUCKING CONSISTENCY IN THE OFFICIATING. YOU CAN’T CALL THAT AS ROUGHING IF YOU KEEP LETTING HEDMAN PULL HIS COREY PERRY IMPRESSION. IF YOU WANT TO MAKE SHITTY CALLS, MAKE THE SAME SHITTY CALLS IN EACH GAME FOR EACH TEAM. FUCK YOU ZEBRAS, FUCK YOU.

  • Statman

    Mike Smith in net for Tampa.

  • DJ

    Goalie interference on Saad. Horse. Fucking. Shit.

  • Sopel the catfish

    SUCK A BIG FAT FUCKING DICK YOU GODDAM FUCKING WHORES THAT WAS NOT GOALIE INTERFERENCE

  • Peanut Butter

    Bishop with a skate to the gootch!

  • Aaeismacgychel

    He’s being pushed. Unbelievable. Refs taking money. No other option.

  • DJ

    Barnyard chant from the stands. And now that they’ve shown Stamkos pushing Saad into Bishop, it’s worse.

  • HawkIPA

    What a sell by bishop

  • Sopel the catfish

    5 ON 3 SHORTIE, OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN PLEASE SLAY THESE DEMONS WEARING BLACK AND WHITE STRIPES

  • WookRN

    Fuck all this

  • DJ

    Bickel out

  • HawkIPA

    Stones

  • WookRN

    Fuck it. Take a run at Bishop. They’re gonna call jumpsuit, give em bull shit.

  • DJ

    Killed it!

  • TitanTransistor

    Crawford saves the Blackhawks ass.

  • DJ

    Crow is studly tonight.

  • Statman

    I have never seen a 5-on-3 PP where the attacking team didn’t park at least one big man in front of the goalie. Thank you, Tampa!

  • What a frickin’ kill!

  • Sopel the catfish

    COREY MOTHER-FUCKING CRAWFORD

  • HawkIPA

    TB was lucky to leave the first tied 1-1, we’re lucky it stayed that way. Thank you Crow

  • DJ

    Bad start to the period. Then it really turned into eight on five (then four, then three). A great fuck-you kill.

    Kucherov needs to die in a fire.

    • HawkIPA

      That kill was incredible. As authoritative as they come

  • Mother of God. Now I can sit back down. Spent 15 minutes standing in front of the TV.

    • HawkIPA

      Rest those legs – 3rd is going to be ridiculous

  • The_Cheeb

    One of the more exciting no goal periods I can remember…..

  • TitanTransistor

    Interested to see if Oduya comes back.

  • Sopel the catfish

    I don’t mean to be mean, but I feel like I have to be mean. We can all have our opinion, and we are here to root for the Hawks. I don’t feel like I have just blind love, but I do tend to try and look on the bright side of things. That being said, I am sick and tired of your SHIT Titan. Please, go fuck off. Seriously, I’ve held my tongue multiple times because I don’t want to be that douche, but please, FUCK OFF AND GO AWAY. Go be a Debby Downer somewhere else, go focus on all the stupid terrible shit somewhere else, go pollute some other comment board with your constant negativity.

    • TitanTransistor

      Differing opinions make me saaaaaaaaaaad.

      • WookRN

        Nah. I’m with Sopal. Go somewhere else.

        • TitanTransistor

          How about no. This site doesn’t exist to be your echo chamber.

      • DJ

        Annnnnnd the smugness appears. Like Night follows Day.

        • WookRN

          Notice he disappears when we win.
          Then he can’t be “right” about how smart he is.

          • Sopel the catfish

            The sadomasochist is only happy when he feels pain

          • WookRN

            Not pain.
            Moms basement loser wants to feel better when he can be “smarter” than Q.

          • TitanTransistor

            lol, even if I did live in a basement, I’d still be prouder than somebody so insecure and pathetic that they can only operate within a groupthink echo chamber without throwing a tantrum!

          • WookRN

            You’re in the same forum “genius”.
            Difference between you and me?
            I’m wanted here.
            You’re just a sad little troll.

          • TitanTransistor

            I’m here amid voices that disagree, and somehow I can manage without crying for mommy to make the mean people who disagree go awaaaaaaay

          • WookRN

            You’re right.
            you probably just need someone to talk to.
            Like the guy at the mc donalds drive in that tries to start a conversation.

            Go do that.

          • Guest

            When you write your words like saaaaad and awaaaaay, it sure looks like you’re crying.

          • TitanTransistor

            I’m mockingly crying, yes.

            In both cases, the extended words are expressing attitudes I’m against. Like demanding that those with opposing view points leave.

          • Guest

            I don’t know how many times I told you already. It’s not the differing opinions. We can all respect that, even if we disagree. It’s the CONSTANT negativity, especially when things aren’t going great. Funny that you’re never around when things are going great…

          • WookRN

            Aaeismcgyer (butchered that, sorry, on mobile) disagrees. He makes points I may not agree with, but he still cheers the good parts.

            You know…. Like a fan…

          • Sopel the catfish

            Exactly, I agree on some of his points, and not on others but he isn’t a cunt about it.

          • Sopel the catfish

            I hope he accuses you and I of being the same person at some point. That would be funny.

          • Guest

            Haha, I don’t think the world could handle two of you, Sopel. I mean that with all due respect. I enjoy your posts. GO HAWKS!!!

          • WookRN

            That’s how 10 year olds spell.

          • Sopel the catfish

            You think that’s insecure and pathetic? I’m just sick of your shit, you only post when things aren’t going well, you only focus on the bad. I’m an overweight, single white male who is incredibly happy and living a good life with a good job. I’m not insecure or pathetic, I just don’t need turds like you ruining our punch bowl.

      • Sopel the catfish

        I wish I would have thought of this earlier cuz it would have been funnier, but I digress.

        “Bitch ain’t nothing on this planet that can turn you into Saad.”

    • WookRN

      I just don’t respond to him.
      Don’t feed trolls.
      Fuck him

  • Aaeismacgychel

    I’m completely serious when I say we should’ve gone Slap Shot there at the end and fired one high and hard at one of the refs. Or at least a couple inches off his head.

    • Sopel the catfish

      Adam Sandler throw to the balls a la Longest Yard remake

  • Shawn Wilson

    Yeah. What he said.

  • HawkIPA

    Any update on Oduya?

  • WookRN

    Seriously. Lay on Bishop. Fucking soccer diver.

    • What a remarkable recovery by that little (large) shit.

      • HawkIPA

        A premier league performance

        • Hell, yes. Like a Chelsea striker on a Saturday afternoon.

          • DJ

            Relatively speaking, diving is frowned upon in England (as opposed to other leagues)

          • Sopel the catfish

            The water is far too cold

          • Fair enough…

            But it’s frowned upon in the NHL, too.

  • Aaeismacgychel

    Tremendous shot of Q going complete apeshit on the bench during that “penalty” on Saad

  • Jimnhlnut

    Where is Oduya?

    • Aaeismacgychel

      Injured on a dirty play. Hopefully he’s not done for the series.

      • Jimnhlnut

        The penalty?

        • Aaeismacgychel

          Yeah. He was blindly slew-footed a good 5 seconds after the play

          • Jimnhlnut

            Just saw replay. Uglier each time I see it

        • HawkIPA

          None of course

        • DJ

          He got two minutes. I would hope there would be supplemental discipline

          • WookRN

            Guess we’ll see.

      • WookRN

        Slough foot.
        hard.

  • Nittacci

    Put Bishop to the test right away.

  • GoldenJet

    Bullshit

  • HawkIPA

    Im really hoping Oduya comes out of that tunnel

  • Sopel the catfish

    So, game is tied after 2 despite the zebras best efforts, as I posted earlier a good team will overcome officiating. Keep it up Hawks (no the bogus penalties but the determined play)

  • ZigZags82

    Let’s Go Hawks!

    Tight, disciplined, and play your game! Sense of urgency here to finish for the series lead!

  • TitanTransistor

    If ever there were a period for the Blackhawks to prove they have this fabled ‘killer instinct’, this is it.

    Injured goalie on one end, injured D man (one of essentially 4) at the other.

    Would be nice for the stars to make their presence known.

  • DJ

    Oduya on the bench!

  • Aaeismacgychel

    Oduya back!

  • TitanTransistor

    Phew, Oduya back.

    Now if only the forwards have bothered to show up with him…

    • HawkIPA

      Thank God

  • HawkIPA

    Quietly confident about our boys going into the 3rd. Crow is dialed in. First line is circling. Kane will be heard from.

  • The_Cheeb

    Dang battery dying, won’t make it….cough, cough…..

    • Nittacci

      If by “battery”, you mean “half pint”, I’m in the same boat.

  • Sopel the catfish

    So I didn’t hear nary a mention of how Q feels about the team that prevails in a 5 on 3…

  • Jim

    Bishop, best flop since Shaw/Smith. Fucking drama queen.

  • Aaeismacgychel

    How did Saad not finish that? *shaking head*

    • HawkIPA

      What an effort by Hossa though

  • TitanTransistor

    Holy shit, the goalie is injured. PUCK ON NET. Do not miss wide looking to pick fucking corners, make him make saves!

  • Aaeismacgychel

    Bishop freakin turtled on that shot. Fire one on his mask

  • Sopel the catfish

    So not that* there have necessarily been any egregious examples tonight, but what the hell does it take to get a late hit/roughing call? The phrase is always take a hit to make a play so some momentum is allowed to finish a hit, but what is the actual rule for calling it?

  • Sopel the catfish

    Was never covered up

  • HawkIPA

    How is that dead? Just atrocious

    • DJ

      Lost sight of it. Ref on wrong side.

  • Aaeismacgychel

    Holy cow, a Sharp sighting! He won a puck battle!

  • Sopel the catfish

    Whiskey empty again, time for a Monkey to take the lead.

  • DJ

    Another no-call.

  • Aaeismacgychel

    INTERFERENCE!!!

  • Peanut Butter

    Nice Seabs!

  • TitanTransistor

    Hawks finally starting to put pucks on net with frequency.

  • HawkIPA

    KNEEL!!!!

  • DJ

    KNEEL

  • Peanut Butter

    GOAL!!!

  • KNEEEELLLL!!!!!

  • Sopel the catfish

    YEEESSSS SAAAAAAAD

  • TitanTransistor

    SAAD! FINALLY!

  • Aaeismacgychel

    GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL TAKE THAT AWAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

  • DJ

    Hossa a beast. May not get assist, but deserves kudos

  • TitanTransistor

    Now build on this lead instead of handing it back over within minutes, a la Game 2.

    • DJ

      Only took seconds

    • Sopel the catfish

      I blame you for that one.

      • TitanTransistor

        You may as well blame me for predicting the sun will come up tomorrow.

        At some point, when the same event happens over and over, it’s pretty easy to predict the next event in the pattern.

        No team has given up more goals in the shifts immediately following goals this season than the Blackhawks.

        • Shawn Wilson

          Whatever. Quit talking about it. Go get on RawCharge.

        • Sopel the catfish

          Despite the amount of vitriol I want to throw your way that last comment was at least a partial joke, but again instead of thinking about the goal, you immediately go to the worst possible direction after a goal.

    • Shawn Wilson

      Quit hexing us. Just stop.

  • To Saad be the glory

    Kneel!

  • DJ

    Fuck! Gave it back

  • TitanTransistor

    Unbelievable.

    Simply unbelievable.

    Like fucking groundhogs day.

  • HawkIPA

    How the hell?

  • Sopel the catfish

    I called for it, SAAAAAAD and the monkey delivered

  • Sopel the catfish

    Stupid shit

  • DJ

    Two goals in 13 seconds. Absurd

  • HawkIPA

    Right back where we were 30’seconds ago – get back at it

  • Sopel the catfish

    Guess I’m going to have to finish this current Monkey and open another one

  • WookRN

    Where’s our early whistle?
    Our goalie interference?

    • DJ

      Our goalie is not heroic enough, it seems.

  • Aaeismacgychel

    Oh dear lord, Teuvo

  • DJ

    Sheesh. Big save by Crow

  • HawkIPA

    Man, been a sloppy few minutes. Tighten up

  • Sopel the catfish

    We are far from it, but as I have said all playoffs long I will not worry until the Hawks are losing and it’s an elimination game. It is game 3 in a 7 (6) game series, and it’s a tie game in the third. The Hawks have come back, they have taken leads, they have finished games. Hawks have 10 different people on the ice trying to stop them, but they will not cede.

  • HawkIPA

    Saad has been a beast tonight – can see him getting another one

    • Sopel the catfish

      Two.

  • DJ

    Saad a handful for them tonight. Saved here, but he looks like he wants that winning goal.

  • Aaeismacgychel

    I would really like to see a wraparound opportunity on Bishop.

    • Agreed. He looks weird out there.

    • Sopel the catfish

      The only move that THE Captain prefers more than 5 hole…

  • Sopel the catfish

    Only a few more times that Playoff Bickell*TM can make an appearance, I’m waiting…

  • Sopel the catfish

    Fresh Monkey coming up, LET’S GO HAWKS

  • Aaeismacgychel

    Well at least the penalties are even this series. *smirks*

    • Sopel the catfish

      Called, not committed πŸ™‚

  • Sopel the catfish

    With the amount of booze I have ready for this game, and the of boss *not* at work for the week, will tonight be the return of the triple OT?

  • DJ

    Hossa beast-like tonight. Him and Saad.

    • WookRN

      Was thinking that. Hoss power….

  • HawkIPA

    Leave saad out there

  • Sopel the catfish

    When a dude wraps his arms around your back that’s a hug (at the minimum if you’re lucky) should be a hold against 77.

    • Aaeismacgychel

      If you watched the ref, he put his arm up then put it back down.

      • Sopel the catfish

        “Shit wrong color sweater”

        • Aaeismacgychel

          I seriously thought he was going to call it on Hossa and then he said, “man, I think I might be killed if I keep my arm up”

  • Jim

    Damn, dudes, this Cup run has got me on edge. I’m snapping at the wife and kids.

  • Sopel the catfish

    FUCK THIS STUPID SHIT

  • TitanTransistor

    If the Blackhawks are unwilling to tie up sticks in the slot, then deflection goals will continue to happen.

  • DJ

    Sharp loses face off…they score.

    Defense failed to pick up Hedman rushing.

    Fuck me

  • Aaeismacgychel

    I don’t even know what to say

  • DJ

    Lazy and brainless. Why make it harder on yourself?

  • Sopel the catfish

    Seriously I hope Hedman loses all his teeth and toes.

  • B.I.G. Forever

    Can they answer???

  • Lionel Hutz

    My cable box just rebooted!!! Are you fucking kidding me?!?!?!

    • Sopel the catfish

      All you’re missing the Zebras calling weak shit

  • Sopel the catfish

    What the fuck is that shit, let’s wait until the Hawks have possession to call offsides

  • B.I.G. Forever

    i miss Carbomb

  • DJ

    Total fucking lack of recognition on that break out. That’s a team goal against. Wish they could get a minus-two on that one.

  • HawkIPA

    Far from over

    • DJ

      The series, yes. The game…not much time left.

      • Sopel the catfish

        Woa woa woa, back off the ledge there buddy

        • DJ

          Not there.

      • HawkIPA

        Toews would disagree.

    • Sopel the catfish

      It ain’t over til it’s over. It also isn’t over until the fat lady sings (but there are no Stanley Cup Final games in MTL)

      • WookRN

        Nice move

        • Sopel the catfish

          It might be a little gay/homoerotic but I generally like the cut of my own jib.

      • DJ

        She’s quite good. A jazz chanteuse, IIRC

  • DJ

    Crow to the bench. TB can’t change due to icing

  • Statman

    No Saad?

  • Aaeismacgychel

    If Seabrook could’ve just hit net

  • DJ

    Effort there in this stretch. But a lazy fucking fifteen seconds…

  • B.I.G. Forever

    I want Saad or Terror-Vainen

  • Aaeismacgychel

    So after all the stops on unfair draws, they let that one go, huh?

  • DJ

    Shit.

  • Sopel the catfish

    FUCK THIS STUPID FUCKING SHIT

  • TitanTransistor

    Welp. Sometimes the better team is the other team.

    • Aaeismacgychel

      lol…

  • Statman

    Maybe we should start calling our timeouts after we get the go-ahead goal.

  • Sopel the catfish

    TITAN PLEASE GO SUCK OFF EVERY REF AND LIGHTNING PLAYER THAT PLAYED THIS GAME SINCE YOU LOVE THEM SO MUCH

  • DJ

    Close edge again. This time, pure laziness after losing the draw.

    Very fucking disappointing.

  • Aaeismacgychel

    I can’t believe we lost that. Just hard to believe

    • Black JEM

      Can’t keep giving up easy goals – Bickell I’m not sure what is wrong but he needs to be done.

      And Sharp with a terrible pinch on the game winner for TB.

      Oh… and two games in a row now where Crawford loses his mind for an instant and the puck is behind him. What was he doing on the tying goal?

      Ughh.

  • B.I.G. Forever

    FUCK

  • Sopel the catfish

    Who wants to go break some shit right now?

    • Peanut Butter

      Calm down man…you always knew this was going at least 6. Don’t let Titan get to you. It’s still early in the series.

      • Sopel the catfish

        The nice thing is that I live in an unincorporated town, so I’m going to go swing the maul at the busted ass old ass raft that is next to the pier.

        • Peanut Butter

          Ok just don’t do anything that prevents you from being here on Wednesday.

          • Sopel the catfish

            No comment. But if you are looking for somewhere to vent your frustrations I can provide multiple names and addresses.

    • I just want to vomit. So pissed about those last two goals.

  • Lionel Hutz

    Is there a rule that says Sharp has to take that draw the second time?

    • DJ

      That was the first mistake (if you want to call it that). Then everyone but Crow fucked up.

  • B.I.G. Forever

    Hockey pain is unlike other kinds of pain

  • DJ

    Cue the “Ben Bishop is Jesus Christ” stories. God. DAMN. It!!!

    • Sopel the catfish

      SOOO MUCH BETTER THAN CROW

    • TitanTransistor

      It was a pretty impressive effort from a clearly injured goalie.

      2 goals on almost 40 shots.

      Not his fault the Blackhawks couldn’t finish.

  • HawkIPA

    Missed opportunities in the first, laziness after the go-ahead goal, that’s the game

    • Hockey Newbie

      What a nut punch way to lose.

  • Aaeismacgychel

    In positive news, we never make it easy on ourselves so we have them right where we want them.

  • HawkIPA

    I remember when we lost that series to Anaheim 2-1. It was brutal

  • DJ

    Cedric fucking Paquette?? Really???

  • Sopel the catfish

    Victor Hedman best player in this series, fuck yourself die in a fire you fucking whore.

    • ZigZags82

      That would be Patrick Kane or Jonathan Toews who will have their say.

  • HawkIPA

    That 2-1 series loss against Boston was terrible as well

    • Sopel the catfish

      hey you, cut it out, only I get to be a positive thinker (except for tonight for some reason)

  • Sopel the catfish

    Once I sober up in 3 or 4 days I will return with the voice of reason and logic, but until then BURN THIS BITCH DOWN, BURN IT DOWN

  • DJ

    This is a cock punch. That doesn’t mean we can’t level it, and/or win the series. But losing this one that way is absolutely unacceptable.

  • WookRN

    Merry Christmas Titan.
    Your team won.

  • Brandon Murray

    It almost feels as though the Chicago Blackhawks feel it necessary to go down 2-1 and make me vomit up my dinner. Another fucking deflected goal is the difference. Might as well reserve yourself to the fact that this is going 7. Almost mirrors the Anaheim series to this point. Fuck me and fuck me.

    • Sopel the catfish

      6. Plan is still 6. I wanted to toy with Tampa fans by giving them game 5, now the plan is to crush their souls for 3 games in a row.

  • Sopel the catfish

    As it was pointed out earlier but HawkIPA (i think?) Hawks were down 2-1 to the big bad Bruins in 2013.

    • HawkIPA

      PD was already assigning our eulogy. Remember when the Hawks had no answer for Chara? Reminds me a lot of the Hedman narrative. Hawks will find a way. Even it up on Wednesday – new series

  • William Retseck

    Can’t you guys keep a lead ????

    • Shawn Wilson

      Fuck off.

      • William Retseck

        What’s your problem?

        • Sopel the catfish

          You comment only slightly more often than a blue moon arrives and it’s negative, go back to whatever you came from.

          • William Retseck

            Just tl

    • Shawn Wilson

      You.

    • Garreth King

      I’d say that you should act like you’ve been here before…but you probably haven’t.

  • HawkIPA

    Sharp, Bickell just dead weight tonight.

    • They’re not exactly helping out the summer trade market.

    • TitanTransistor

      Also Kane.

      • HawkIPA

        Kane is going to have his early series swoon. It has never lasted.

  • Sopel the catfish

    First time this entire post season that the Hawks have lost 2 games in a row. Cedric Paquette is a cunt, The Real Captain will put that bitch in his place soon enough.

  • DJ

    Keith — frustrating the way we give up goals. We work hard for ours.

  • Sopel the catfish

    “character in the room, belief we could come back” Ryan Callahan, choker extraordinaire. Fuck yourself.

    • DJ

      He can die in a fire as well. Slew footing motherfuckers.

      Well, the hate has arrived.

      • Sopel the catfish

        For a clean team that I didn’t hate, until a few days ago, fuck them and their entitled cock sucking fans.

        • Dangles-a-Plenty

          Hedman, Callahan, Boyle. Fucking hate. OH and you gotta love Bishop near perfect Mike Smith impersonation. Fucking cockhead

  • HawkIPA

    Bottom line – when you get 19 shots in a period, you need more than 1 in the back of the net. Should’ve been 3-1 the way the Hawks played in the first

    • DJ

      There’s that. And we dodged their pressure in the second plus the big kill. Fell asleep after our second. Inexcusable. Fell asleep after the list draw. Inexcusable.

  • DJ

    Hossa — every Game 4 is big. We have to rest and be ready.

  • Eddie_The_Eagle50

    Nothing is fucked. Hawks were down 2-1 to a much better Bruins team in 2013 and that turned out ok. All that being said, the Hawks need to unfuck themselves and stop giving up easy goals.

    • HawkIPA

      Someone needs to tell Patrick Sharp that he’s in the Cup Final, or let him think about it with a bucket of popcorn while Kris Versteeg takes his place

  • Sopel the catfish

    FUCK FUCK, BAD NEWS GUYS, I HEARD THAT TAMPA WON THE CUP TONIGHT. get your shit together and put these cunts in their place. Poor plays and shit officiating was too much to overcome tonight, shit ain’t over yet.

  • HawkIPA

    Also, Richards and Kane could use some help on their line. Loved it when Saad was double shifted with Line 2. That line became an immediate threat

    • DJ

      Bickell faded after a physical first. Versteeg? I don’t know. Sharp can’t provide it

      • HawkIPA

        I don’t know. Maybe reuniting the Red Wedding Line will wake up Sharp, put Saad on line 2, Versteeg on line 3. Hate to mess up that 1st line but Kane needs to be a factor in this series, and Bickell was invisible after the 1st

  • Aaeismacgychel

    Apparently Oduya went the entire 3rd with only 1 hand on his stick. Unfortunately I’m guessing he has a broken wrist

    • Eddie_The_Eagle50

      Don’t say that shit. More Runblad and Cumisky is never a good thing.

      • Aaeismacgychel

        I typically don’t, but it didn’t look right afterwards. And if he played the entire 3rd with only 1 hand on his stick, you can’t help but think the worst.

    • Sopel the catfish

      Slew foot bull shit, Hedman deserves a cross check to the jaw (he didn’t do the slew foot itself, but seriously, his play has warranted some nasty shit coming his way, maybe carbomb dresses in game 4….)

      • To Saad be the glory

        I think carbomb is honestly hurt from what I hear,concussion issues.

    • HawkIPA

      Man, really would’ve been nice to get this one, especially if that leaves us with Cumiskey, Rundblad or TVR in the Top 4. Hoping it’s just a really bad bruise for oduya

  • DJ

    Toews — lotta things we did today gave up the feeling we’d win. Couple bad habits end up in the back of our net. Could’ve been like how we stole Game 1.

  • To Saad be the glory

    Playoff Bickell is dead.”Dearly beloved,we are gathered here this evening…..”

    • DJ

      Yep. That post-2013 contract was theft on his part.

      • To Saad be the glory

        Well,Im gonna get blasted for this,but if Bickell still plays,he goes down to 4th line and Shaw goes up to 2 with Kaner.Get some version of the 65-88-20 thing going again with 91 as the C. Let Shaw go ape shit in the corners and start clearing out space and leaving bodies behind.

      • WookRN

        I think we all knew that then.I was ok with the 4 mil, it was the 4 years that got me.

    • TitanTransistor

      Fittingly, he’s being laid to rest with his good friend, Playoff Sharp.

      • ZigZags82

        Except Sharp hasn’t been just a playoff performer. Nice try.

  • Aaeismacgychel

    So, if I’m Q, I only bring up 1 thing after this game other than “Get some sleep and let’s go get ’em in Game 4, guys”. I put a note in Sharp’s locker to stop by his office. I then ask him really simply if he wants to play or if he wants to be rested with an upper body injury. And then I hope he starts screaming at me and possibly breaking stuff.

    • DJ

      Do you replace him with Versteeg? That also means Bickell plays. Dressing Sharp, in spite of his poor play, might be the best of a set of bad options.

      • HawkIPA

        There’s always that potential streak with Sharp. Bickell has been done since the Nashville series

      • Aaeismacgychel

        If he shows any emotion, then yeah, I play him. If he just sits there, I have no choice but to pull him. We’re a better team with him out there so long as he’s playing. He’s just not playing right now. So he’s either done or injured. He’s been a pro long enough to make his decision.

        • DJ

          No, you don’t play games like that with pros. If you think he needs to sit, you tell him so and that’s it. You don’t provoke a reaction like poking a dog with a stick.

          • Aaeismacgychel

            I’d typically agree but I think this is a very different case. Something is wrong with Sharp. I personally would bench him based on his performance. That said it’s a terrible decision to make if he does have something/anything left. He plays better angry. I’d make him angry.

          • DJ

            If he isn’t angry by now, there’s no hope. I reiterate: you give him the respect a pro deserves and say “Sharpie, we need a change-up; Steeg is going in for you.” If that’s what you decide is best

      • ZigZags82

        I don’t want to see Bickell the rest of this series.

  • Sopel the catfish

    Going to walk the dog, don’t need to hear NBC suck off the lightning as much as titan wants to, overall I feel like the Hawks played their game, one or two bad plays and it’s all different, that’s why they play a 7 game series. Fuck the Preds, Fuck the Wild, Fuck the Ducks, and Fuck the ‘Ning. Nothing is over, it didn’t go how we wanted it to (16 wins no losses) and this team has responded and will respond. Yet again it took 10 opposing skaters (that’s 5 skaters, 1 goalie, and 4 goat fucking officials) to take them down. Hedman is the turd you push out after a long night of drinking, and hope to god that after you flush it isn’t still there.

    • TitanTransistor

      The Blackhawks scored one goal on 19 shots on an injured goalie in the first period. They only scored 2 on 38 shots.

      That’s either heroic on Bishop’s part, or pathetic on the Blackhawks part.

      • Shawn Wilson

        The horseshoe up Bishop’s ass was heroic.

        • Sopel the catfish

          I wonder if he is going to catch anything that Dubnyk had

          • ZigZags82

            Andersen had a horse shoe up his ass in the first few games too. That’ll change.

      • HawkIPA

        Puck luck also was not on our side – a lot of bad bounces for the Hawks. That never lasts

    • Dangles-a-Plenty

      I love everything you’re saying right now.

      • Sopel the catfish

        I ruv you too dangles

  • DJ

    Q – two times me get leads and give them up quickly. Can’t give those up.

  • DJ

    We’ll see tomorrow how Oduya presents

  • DJ

    A very short presser. I’d have called out Kucherov for the slew foot.

    • Sopel the catfish

      you mean the “seeing eye balk”

      • To Saad be the glory

        Well,at least Q’s streak of shitting game 3’s remains intact.Don’t see why 29 plays over 23 tonight.

        • Sopel the catfish

          GRIT GRIT FART, bro

          • To Saad be the glory

            Bring back da Bollig eh!

          • Sopel the catfish

            IF OWNLEYS THE BOLLLIGS WEREERERERERERE HERE THEN THE KANE WUDLNT BE AFRAID TO GET THE GULZ.

          • To Saad be the glory

            Hossa damn,if this whole play Bickell thing tonight dont remind ya of the Bollig bull shit last year just a little

        • To Saad be the glory

          not that that was the reason they lost,but still….

  • Brandon Murray

    this is far from over, but the knot that is going to sit somewhere between my stomach & my asshole the next 48 hours will not be pleasant. People were writing us off after game 3 against Anaheim & then again after game 5. As long as the boys in the locker room don’t do it, we’ll be just fine. Still stings like a bitch though. Especially after a beautiful play to get Saad’s goal & then giving it back 13 seconds later. Just win game 4 & make it a best of 3. Home ice means shit at this point. Lightning are pedestrian at home so I’ll take 2-2 going into game 5, but it’s gotta be 2-2.

    • Sopel the catfish

      HEY, WE DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO YOUR FOLK AROUND HEREhttp://www.quickmeme.com/img/01/01cb0599af76945602a13981aef2c39ae40062ee93e19dc2ca55fa3decf9a496.jpg

      • Brandon Murray

        Sopel I love when you’re all fired up, makes me wanna start breaking shit. Let’s Go Hawks. I’ll bet the lighting are real proud of themselves right about now. Good, because that feeling you feel now is the last time you will grt to feel it. Be afraid, be very afraid…..

        • Sopel the catfish

          IMA BREAK ALL SORTS OF SHIT TONIGHT, BUT IT’S ALL GOING TO ME BY SHIT CUZ I DON’T LIKE COMMITTING CRIMES

        • Sopel the catfish

          At some point we need to meet up for a drinks and snacks some night, be it home/away/parade

  • Dangles-a-Plenty

    Ben Bishop is officially Mike Smith 2.0 after that Saad “collision”. You would be sworn Saad fucking Tyson’d him the way he laid on the fucking ice like that. Play the fucking game you fucking asshole.

    • Sopel the catfish

      Only slightly unrelated, pure poetry
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBkw2vtW6AE

      • Dangles-a-Plenty

        LOLOLOLOL SOPEY! That literally fucking made my night LMFAO holy fuck I’m suddenly not so enraged. Fucking epic dude

        • Sopel the catfish

          Mike Tyson the boxer is a super douche, Mike Tyson the person who knows that Mike Tyson is a douche is amazing. He is the reason why people deserve second (maaaaaaybe third) chances.

        • Sopel the catfish

          “He called me a rapist and a recluse…..I’m not a recluse…”

  • DJ

    I’m starting to hate this Cooper fuck as well.

    • Brandon Murray

      Cooper thinks he’s so cool. Not disclosing his goalie & being all top secret. Cool story bro, tell it again.

      • Shawn Wilson

        Can’t wait till this lawyer/high school coach outsmarts himself.

        • DJ

          We need to stop stepping on our own you-know-whats first.

          • Shawn Wilson

            That’d probably help too.

  • Sopel the catfish

    Poise and resilience=refs love Tampa. fuck yo selves.

    • To Saad be the glory

      ho’s

      • Sopel the catfish

        Luda has ho’s in different area codes, refs have cunts in all the arenas. There isn’t really a joke there, just hateful aggressive speech.

  • Sopel the catfish

    Going to take a cooldown lap around the lake by walking the dog, I shall return with more life lessons.

  • To Saad be the glory

    Well,tonight sucked,plus I have to work one night a year and it happens to be Wed.,which makes tonight even worse. So its,Jon,Troy and suicide inducing disqus mobile for me in two days. Take care all,and don’t worry,we got this. Go Hawks!!

    • Sopel the catfish

      No matter what series won’t be over Wednesday, so if you had to pick a game that is a good one. Or whatever.

      • To Saad be the glory

        Indeed,my thoughts exactly.

  • Sopel the catfish

    OH FUCK THE LIGHTNING OUT HIT THE HAWKS TONIGHT, SERIES IS OVER

  • Brandon Murray

    Also one theme that seems to be rearing its head again in this series just like after 3 games against Anaheim is……………PUCK LUCK. Tampa has had every fortunate deflection & we have had little to none. It’s gotta swing soon, right? Right? Right?

    • DJ

      You make puck luck. Come out better at the start of periods and after goals. That’s a terrible lack of concentration and it has nothing to do with what the opponent is doing.

      • ZigZags82

        I don’t know about that. Hawks missed two open nets, a Saad redirect just hit the post that sat by Bishop etc etc. Hawks’ll make it.

    • ZigZags82

      Hawks will make their puck luck with their win.

  • Brandon Murray

    All a 2-1 deficit does is extend the killing of my liver for 3 or 4 more games, ramp up the playoff diarrhea, and ensure sweaty hand wringing until next week. Playoff fucking hockey baby!

  • DJ

    Versteeg for Bickell. Keep Toews and Kane split. Sneaking Saad in for Sharp on occasion was good; keep doing it. If Sharp doesn’t want to stop fucking up, he doesn’t need to see the ice as much. And fucking emphasize intensity at the start of periods and after goals (enough meatball talk).

    So fucking galling!!!

  • Statman

    I commented earlier that the Hawks need to take their timeouts when they score go-ahead goals past the mid-point of the game. How many times have we surrendered goals in a minute of less after going ahead during this playoff run? I’m only half kidding.

  • DJ

    Let’s hear Sharp on the Mix tomorrow. I rather doubt Eric and Kathy will call him out.

  • Cbeezly

    They sure made me look stupid talking up the last change out here. That said they will find a way. Still dumbfounded they lost this one, though.

  • Sopel the catfish

    BEST NEWS OF THE NIGHT EVEN THOUGH THE HAWKS LOST, WHEN I WAKE UP I WON’T BE TITAN.