• ahnfire

    LET’S GO HAWKS! :D

  • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

    SNOOCHY BOOCHY

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Have another beer, Bob.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    More Hawks Goals, and Get Well Crow.

  • DesertHawk

    Fuck Crawford is out with a UBI?

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Thought it was the Flu

      • DesertHawk

        NHL network, just said UBI. This makes me sad…

      • ahnfire

        Q said it was day-to-day, UBI.

  • QCBlackhawk

    Go Hawks! Give Razor some support this time!

  • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

    This Champagne Lodge commercial is embarassing, and there is a preteen girl in it. Weird.

  • DesertHawk

    So since I’m relying on NHLN for this, it hasn’t actually started yet has it?

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      CTA time. Jimmy’s just pointing at the flag.

      • DesertHawk

        Aight they were showing Ducks at Wings, and it’s 8 after start time, so I was worried they were pulling an NBC.

  • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

    ROLL CALL

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Kaiser!

    • ahnfire

      Egg roll?

    • mightymikeD

      JELLLLLLYYYYYYY

    • DesertHawk

      Present

  • ahnfire

    YESSSS CSN FEED

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Once again, we seem to be facing the current Hottest Goalie in the NHL.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Look at Saad win that puck on the boards.

  • QCBlackhawk

    I like the pace from go, here :D

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      We need this pace on teh Clown Shoes

      • QCBlackhawk

        We need *A* pace on the shoes. :p

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    How bout a cross check call in the crease?

  • CozBullsFan

    Let’s go Hawks!

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Love the way we are fighting for every loose puck.

  • DesertHawk

    Good pressure so far.

  • QCBlackhawk

    Oh man, good try Bolly

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Boys are acting like they’re a little pissed off from their last performance. Moar of this, Hawks.

    • QCBlackhawk

      Did they have a bag skate after that turd of an OT?

  • DesertHawk

    Heh, it is Foley and Eddie O. Does NHLN just use the local feeds?

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Yes

      • DesertHawk

        Ah. Sometimes on the NBC feeds, I think Emerick sounds like Foley, which then confuses the shit out of me if Eddie is the other guy.

        • QCBlackhawk

          Easiest way to tell the difference is by hearing “DRIIIIIVE”

          • ahnfire

            Or wait for the first golf story.

          • DesertHawk

            EO also doesn’t call Emerick Partner.

          • ahnfire

            or talk about ice cream.

          • QCBlackhawk

            or TREE TURDY TREE

  • http://twitter.com/oregon_hawk Oregon_hawk

    Gotta say. I really like our 3rd line. Damn.

  • QCBlackhawk

    This is going to feel wrong, but I’m going to test out typing it. Dear Scum, please…. win..?

    • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

      What the hell man

      • QCBlackhawk

        Sorry, Bob :o

    • ahnfire

      ….ew.

      • QCBlackhawk

        They’re playing the goddamned Ducks :p I’m still mad.

  • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

    I SEE CHRIS KUC, HE LOOKS FAT

    • mightymikeD

      HE IS FAT!

      • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

        I stand corrected.

  • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

    These jokes are beyond horrible. My dad couldn’t even come up with these.

  • mightymikeD

    Pat seems to be going out of his way to keep mentioning how the Original JMH is on the 4th line with Burish.. that’s just plain mean

    • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

      He’s soft, like Chris Kuc.

      • mightymikeD

        and squidgy

  • DesertHawk

    Nice unforced turnover Keith…

  • Daze55

    Saad with another great early start

    • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

      Is this the real Eric Daze?

      • Daze55

        Yeah, out of retirement with my back brace.

        • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

          HOLY HELL THIS IS AWESOME

          • QCBlackhawk

            O_o Dude.

          • Daze55

            Met him in real life, super nice guy.

          • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

            So youre not him?

          • QCBlackhawk

            I believe we’ve been had.

          • Daze55

            I’m schizophrenic Eric Daze.

          • Daze55

            I have multiple personalities. All of which are face melting.

          • QCBlackhawk

            You grey name abuser.

          • Daze55

            The process of putting a picture on here is retarded.

          • DesertHawk

            Very much so, but once it’s done you never have to do it again.

          • Daze55

            Touché. Gonna look into it

        • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

          SPEAK FRENCH

    • QCBlackhawk

      I wanna see him get another couple shots at the shootout so he can calm down. He looked too nervous on his first go. Tried to be too fancy.

      • Daze55

        I hope the next shootout goes a few rounds, get some confidence going forward

  • QCBlackhawk

    Was that an attempted Spin-O-Rama-STEAL?

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Oy, Brookbank…. SHOOT

  • DesertHawk

    oh look our old lunkhead is pissing off our new lunkhead

    • QCBlackhawk

      Fuckin Burish, man.

      • Daze55

        I find it tough to not like him. He can block shot, he’s an asshole, he’s American. He draws penalties. Heart on his sleeve kind of guy.

        • 10thMountainFire

          It’s easy not to like him. Just look at him. Or listen to him speak.

    • 10thMountainFire

      I miss him so… no, wait. No, I don’t. Fuck Adam Burish.

  • DesertHawk

    Glad we didn’t give them a PS.

  • 10thMountainFire

    Forgive my intrusion, friends…

    Fuck Adam Burish.

    • DesertHawk

      Intrusion? You crazy…

      • 10thMountainFire

        I freaking APOLOGIZED!

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Frogger draws a penalty and that’s a kill.

    • ahnfire

      Frogger = Kruger.

  • ahnfire

    good job FroFro!

    • AMR

      Frolik navidad

    • 10thMountainFire

      This.

  • 2883

    4 on 4 there is us getting lucky

  • JRF

    Hawk’s PKers are good at drawing penalties.

    • DesertHawk

      Eye test says so, I wonder if that’s something that is tracked.

    • 10thMountainFire

      Hawks PKers are good at everything.

      • DesertHawk

        I’m a fan of their knitting personally.

        • 10thMountainFire

          Their counterinsurgency skills are second to none.

          • DesertHawk

            When they use both at the same time, it’s a sight to behold.

          • 10thMountainFire

            If you look directly at it, you risk blindness.

          • DesertHawk

            Or a chronic case of priapism…

  • DesertHawk

    Why is there no timer for the 4 on 4?

    • 2883

      There is

      • DesertHawk

        Tweren’t for me. I do get a PP timer at least.

  • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

    I want to see that call again.

  • 2883

    There is? What the fuck Toews.

  • AMR

    Why it toews fighting?

    • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

      Thornton’s a ninny

  • DesertHawk

    Why is Capt Fighting?!!?!?!?!

  • http://twitter.com/oregon_hawk Oregon_hawk

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOEWS?!!?

  • QCBlackhawk

    What the shit? Toews? Y U heff to be mad?

  • Flavius

    Tazer genuinely hates Thornton….

    • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

      Probably from carrying Team Canada in 2010. I bet he hates Crosby too for getting the glory but being a ninny too.

  • AMR

    Did thornton say something about toews’ mother?

  • 10thMountainFire

    God damn, there is a time for that and this was it. I love you, Jonathan motherfucking Toews!

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Oy……..

  • http://twitter.com/oregon_hawk Oregon_hawk

    That seems wildly uncharacteristic of Toews…

  • 2883

    He must have resented the flop by Thornton

    • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

      Amen to that. I guess that was a penalty for boarding, but Thornton went down like a ninny to ensure it. Don’t agree with Eddie that it was a clear call.

  • ahnfire

    WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT TAZER D:

    • Flavius

      A year ago….”glove on” hard punch to the face from that big slobbering idiot on Toews, many seconds after the whistle, non-scrum situation, complete amateurish bullshit….Toews started experiencing concussion symptoms not long afterward….

      • ahnfire

        I’m not literally asking why, it’s more of a WHYYYYY

  • AMR

    4 minutes is better than six

    • 10thMountainFire

      Or a 10.

      • AMR

        Exactly. refs gave us a gift

        • 10thMountainFire

          I think there was ‘reputation’ involved there.

      • ahnfire

        or 21.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    How often do you hear… “We were lucky to only give up four minutes short handed.”

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Kru… OMG, hit the net.

    • QCBlackhawk

      For real. Damn it.

  • DesertHawk

    So did anyone see anything that would have initiated that?

    • http://twitter.com/oregon_hawk Oregon_hawk

      Thorton is the guy who concussed him last season?

      seems like that should have gotten resolved last game though…

    • 10thMountainFire

      I’m thinking it was something off-puck… maybe words or something chippy like a butt-end by Thornton into Toews’ gut, etc.

    • AMR

      I think it was an accumulation of all the shit thornton had done to toews over the past few years

    • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

      My total guess is that Thornton went down way too easy, looked to the refs, Toews got pissed, called Joe names, Joe started crying and started saying things about Toews mom, and so they dropped the gloves.

  • DesertHawk

    Was the penalty clock counting up for anyone else?

    • JRF

      Whoever is running the PP clock for NHL Network is doing a bad job.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    And Bolly draws a penalty. That’s a double kill.

  • dirkgrahamsmustache

    Marleau just feels mad that regression to the mean hurts so much.

  • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

    THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

    • 10thMountainFire

      Cheers.

  • Flavius

    RAT!!!!!

  • ahnfire

    RAT!!!!

    • 10thMountainFire

      Greyhound.

      • ahnfire

        he may prefer Greyhound, but he will always be the Rat.

        • 10thMountainFire

          You’re hurting his feelings.

          • ahnfire

            You can’t pick your own nicknames!

          • 10thMountainFire

            Ok, then YOU go down into his crawlspace and tell him that. Go ahead. I’ll wait up here. Outside. In public. Next to the cop.

          • ahnfire

            Bolly is my sensei. So…sure. :D

          • 10thMountainFire

            This conversation did not go as planned. I respectfully bow out.

          • DesertHawk

            It’s true, they’re like call signs… if you try and pick your own… everyone just gives you a terrible one, and calls you a douche.

          • 10thMountainFire

            Oh, we invented some great ones my first time there. I’m laughing at your comment just thinking about it.

          • DesertHawk

            We had C.H.A.D and P.O.G. those were the two worst ones in my group.

          • 10thMountainFire

            One of ours took a round behind his IOTV during a big firefight. From then on his call-sign was ‘Lucky’.

          • DesertHawk

            Well that sounds ok. CHAD was chick had a ____ from a night at the bar with his crew before deploying. POG, a captain, informed his crew during a mission that he knew he was in good with a girl once he could go all R. Kelly on her, so Pees On Girlfriend. My goal was to never get a call sign, I succeeded.

          • DesertHawk

            Fighter pilot callsigns tend to be “cool” whereas crew aircraft callsigns, tend to point to an embarrassing past situation. They’re also chosen, during naming nights by a vote of the rest of the Squadron. You never find out how the Majors and up get theirs.

          • Flavius

            This man has no feelings

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Bolly says, FUCK YOU!

    And in the dressing room, Cap’t hears the horn and smiles

  • AMR

    Bollie!!!

  • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

    We still get about 90 seconds of PP! CLOWN SHOES FOR ALL STILL!

  • CozBullsFan

    BOLLAND!

  • 2883

    BOLLY

  • 10thMountainFire

    The one guy Thornton doesn’t want to see score…

  • JRF

    Bolland draws the penalty and gets the goal. Awesome.

  • dirkgrahamsmustache

    So, THAT’S what happens when they stay with the short breakout passes!

    • AMR

      Emery had a great pass to start it all

  • Daze55

    Solid first. Physical as balls.

    • 10thMountainFire

      We need a shoot-out goaltender and more toughness. And a better shooting threesome in the shootouts.

      • Daze55

        Agreed. I wouldn’t mind seeing Emery drop the gloves again. Tough bastard.

  • 10thMountainFire

    That sound you just heard was Joe Thornton destroying the locker room.

    Or it was the sound of him passing off the job of destroying the locker room to Patrick Marleau.

    • mightymikeD

      it was the sound of him destroying everything good that he’s ever come into contact with. So, no Sha-Arks were hurt in the making of this program

      • 10thMountainFire

        And Toews is laughing. Or staring in a serious way. Likely the latter.

  • mightymikeD

    talk about yer Classic Bolland Deathstarebration

    • 10thMountainFire

      It was an impressive display.

      • mightymikeD

        “impressive”? the last time he stared like that was when the mailman accidentally walked all over the complex system of Aztec Sacrificial Pyramids he’d painstakingly constructed for the local ant population. With tiny little obsidian knives and all. That mailman is still missing, BTW

        • 10thMountainFire

          Check the crawlspace.

          • Z-man19

            Crawl space? Hell Bolly ate him, check the septic

          • mightymikeD

            both are filled to capacity

          • 10thMountainFire

            I sit corrected.

    • 10thMountainFire

      I just watched it again… that was fucking hilarious.

      • Daze55

        He looked pissed at the intermission interview

        • 10thMountainFire

          No, that’s his normal look.

    • ahnfire

      <3

  • BigHoss

    haha fuck you thornton

    • BigHoss

      and fuck you Marleau

      • 10thMountainFire

        …and fuck you, Burish.

        • BigHoss

          ehh i still have a soft spot for bur, he was on the 2010 team

          • 10thMountainFire

            My soft spot for Burish lies roughly between my toilet and my garbage can.

          • BigHoss

            haha thats awesome

          • Flavius

            That’s not prime real estate

          • Z-man19

            Depends on the neighborhood

          • mightymikeD

            there are many, large, peat-bogs in Ireland.. they’re pretty soft and Burish would NEVER BE FOUND (actually, I think I saw Bolland checking out some real-estate around there)

          • 10thMountainFire

            Don’t look directly into his eyes. Agree to sell him the land and back away. Don’t back away quick- you’ll antagonize him. Just slowly… back away.

  • Daze55

    Solid first, physical as balls.

    • DesertHawk

      You are still grey senor… click on the gear at the top of the comment thread, from there it should give you and option to sign in/create account

      • Daze55

        Hope this shit works.

        • 2883

          Ungrey’d. Welcome sir to the show that never ends.

          • Daze55

            Thank you, thank God i never have to do that shit again…unless TCI moves again

  • BigHoss

    Thornton and tazer have never liked each

    • 10thMountainFire

      Thornton and Bollie have a past, too. Fuck Joe Thornton. Overrated, long-standing has-been and never-will-be.

      • BigHoss

        same goes for marleau weird ass looking mf’er

  • 2883

    MOAR SAAD

    • BigHoss

      if not i will be saad

  • BigHoss

    oh god steve konroyd

    • QCBlackhawk

      What this time? Is he jinxing shit in the first break?

      • BigHoss

        no just his presence annoys me

        • DesertHawk

          ^This, god, so very much this ^

  • 10thMountainFire

    Am I right in thinking the last fight Jonny boy threw down in was versus Backes?

    • 2883

      You are correct..

      • 10thMountainFire

        Well, then Jonathan Toews can pick his spots. Two huge bags o’ douche.

        • BigHoss

          he should fight marleau next just because i dont like him

        • mightymikeD

          amazing, Pat going “I don’t know why Toews fought”.. repeated punches in the back of the head may annoy

    • AMR

      Yeah and soon after kane said he felt like he may get in to a fight. Thank God that never happened

  • QCBlackhawk

    Ugh, Ducks up 4 2. At least it looks like it will be a regulation loss.

    • AMR

      hey they are beating the scum so i am indifferent

  • ahnfire

    first period stats (courtesy & commentary of girlphoenix)

    Shots: SJS-8, CHI-9
    Hits: SJS-9, CHI-6
    Blocked Shots: SJS-3. CHI-8
    Attempts Blocked: SJS-8, CHI-3
    Missed Shots: SJS-5, CHI-3
    Giveaways: SJS-1, CHI-2
    Takeaways: SJS-2, CHI-4
    Faceoffs: SJS-55%, CHI-45%

    Sharp 1/1 100%
    Kruger 0/3 0% you make me sad
    Toews 2/7 29% wtf
    Saad 0/1 0%
    Mayers 1/1 100%
    Bolly 4/5 80% LOL
    Shaw 2/2 100%
    Kane 0/2 0%

    • 2883

      Bolly 80% regression effect. I would like a C that can win draws and play with Kane and Sharp please.

  • ahnfire
    • Z-man19

      Coming mom