• Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Let’s go Hawks, and get well, Rat

    • DesertHawk

      So… does Boo know the rally rats?

      • Sparky_The_Barbarian

        Isn’t the family resemblance obvious? What’s that, Boo? Yes, I agree, kids and their music today.

        • DesertHawk

          Haha.

  • DesertHawk

    Howdy all!

  • ahnfire

    booo to no CSN streams. If I have to listen to CBJ announcers, they better either be depressed or gushing over you, Hawks! ALL THE GOALS FOR THE HAWKS.

    • mightymikeD

      do you have a CRIC in your neck? if you’d like to be FREE from it combine those things on your .TV and get some Pat N’Edzo

      • ahnfire

        actually I found that there is a VIPbox on my .TV, thanks to jfk. :D

    • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

      nhl gamecenter

  • Accipiter

    Umm, Let’s go Hawks, mmmkay.

  • 2883

    Tonight’s matchup is brought to you by:
    Elmer T Lee Single Barrel Bourbon Whiskey

    • Accipiter

      Only one barrel ? That won’t be enough !!

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    JC and the anthem FTW

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Be sharp, Crow. Be frosty.

  • Accipiter

    CROW. WOOT WOOT !!!

  • QCBlackhawk

    Let’s do thiiiiis.

  • QCBlackhawk

    Damn, no purported wiener tuckers to make fun of anymore. :(

  • eminemilie

    Hi all. Popping in and out all night to check how the games going.

    Sorry for the super long time between visits, I forgot my password and just now remembered it :(

    • ahnfire

      hi hi! :D

      • ahnfire

        did you bring us Hawks goals?

        • Z-man19

          Or some cookies

          • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

            chocolate chip goal cookies. mmmmmmm….

        • eminemilie

          Hopefully. I’m not actually watching, so I’m not sure my appearance in GDTs is enough. We’ll see lol

  • Face of Boe

    Crow looking solid so far

  • AMR

    Crow looks sharp early

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    Welcome back Crow!

  • ahnfire

    ok Hawks, we know that Crow is feeling good. Let’s go test Mason.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Nice idea, Froggy

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Boy, Pat and Eddy already lost in anecdote land.

  • AMR

    Clown shoes or Killer Klowns?

  • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

    The first period whiskey of the period is whatever you’ve got in your cabinet, neat.

    • ahnfire

      Jameson?

      • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

        Yes.

    • CornelisonsFlagPointer

      If you can’t find it there, it probably ain’t worth drinkin’.

    • putmeinthemadhouse

      glenmorangie 12 year it is then.

      • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

        Yess.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Pathetic, this is. // Yoda

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    This looks sloppy so far.

  • Face of Boe

    the pp shoes look large and floppy so far..

  • QCBlackhawk

    Sloppity slop slop slop

  • DesertHawk

    so that wasn’t good.

  • KingTalkyTiki

    Shoes, clown

  • GerDevine

    Evening folks.

    • ahnfire

      hi there!

    • Z-man19

      Hello Gerald

    • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

      I’ve got a mouse

    • mightymikeD

      geraldine

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    Who’s the pedo calls Saad ‘manchild’?

    • chidiver

      Kaner

  • QCBlackhawk

    Oh jesus. Eddie and Foley being technologically “Get Off My Lawn”-y.

  • mightymikeD

    the shoes of a clown… and who is calling Saad “manchild”>

    • chidiver

      Sharpy and Kaner, according to the pregame show

  • ahnfire

    thank you for your incompetence, Brassard.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    That should have been a goal for CBJ.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Kruger, really? Is it going to be one of those nights?
    Great embellishment by Mason,.

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    hawks dont know what to do under a forecheck.

  • AMR

    Bullshit call

  • ahnfire

    Snowshower by Kruger with some acting by Mason.

    oh Frogger.

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    just because you are in bollands spot doesnt mean you have to try to be bolland.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Nice save, Crow.

  • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

    The second half of the first period whiskey of the period is whatever you’ve got left in your glass, eeeemediately.

    • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

      Judging by the play so far, we’re going to need it.

      • ahnfire

        drink faster.

  • ahnfire

    disqus, why are you not live-updating the comments? having to refresh every few minutes is annoying. :|

    • AMR

      Same thing for me

      • ahnfire

        well, glad it’s not just me then? :|

        • AMR

          you know what the say: misery likes company

    • Z-man19

      Concur

    • QCBlackhawk

      Thought it was my shitty connection. Refreshing to see.

    • chidiver

      I was just wondering the same thing.

    • CornelisonsFlagPointer

      Same here.

    • KingTalkyTiki

      Do not like.

    • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

      yup. just rebooted browser to see if better

      • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

        nope. broken. :( So this is how they roll at the AVClub…

        • ahnfire

          :(

      • ahnfire

        is it?

        • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

          no

        • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

          I think its actually worse now :(

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Mason, how dare you save that

  • QCBlackhawk

    Panda why you no score?!

  • AMR

    nIce shift by kane, hossa, toews there

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Great shift by 88-19-81

  • QCBlackhawk

    Thank you Hammer. Jesus.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Hammer playing goalie again.

  • 2883

    MOAR HAWKS GOALS Cmon it’s the Blue Jackets

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      This is what has worried me since Friday.

  • Z-man19

    Stals makes some really dumb passes sometimes

  • chidiver

    Thank gawd Brassard sux!

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    And now Ericson playing goalie.

  • ahnfire

    thank you Jelly!

    and Edzo, we know you hate Stals, we get it already.

    • Z-man19

      Sorry Ahn but if Stals is gonna pass to the middle from where he was, he better know who is there

      • ahnfire

        oh, I admit that Stals has not been playing well.

        • Z-man19

          I think he’s been ok, just every once in a while he has a brain cramp like that pass

  • Face of Boe

    disqus is shitting the bed

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Yes, F5 is going to get a workout tonight.

  • ahnfire

    ahahaha 8uongo…. 8-3 Scum over Nucks.

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      I love and hate the Wings. Buwahahahahaha

  • GerDevine

    Nucks shipped 8 vs SCUM tonight. Pretty sure Bobby Lu was in net for all of them…

    • mightymikeD

      Hilarious

    • ahnfire

      welp, I can’t wait for the strombone tweet tonight.

      • GerDevine

        I get the feeling he will be keeping very quiet tonight….

    • birdhead

      Awesome, but why don’t you pull your goalie at some point in there? Sheesh.

  • QCBlackhawk

    “Keith tries a long shot that went off a leg” It’s Deja Vu all over again.

  • 2883

    Ugh my Disqus isn’t updating like it normally does… anyone know why? lol

    • Z-man19

      Join the club, it’s tired, taking the night off

      • 2883

        I don’t like this club, I quit it.

  • Flavius

    Did the BEEJ not get the script for this game?

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      They did, and are doing it the way they do everything else: Poorly.

      • Flavius

        Makes sense now

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Back to the clown shoes. Boarding on CBJ

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    is disqus not doing the auto updates for anyone else?

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      We’re all having to hit F5 tonight. Even the mods.

      • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

        those poor dears…

    • Face of Boe

      no updates for me

    • ahnfire

      nope. I think it’s broken. maybe it’s overloaded since it’s Oscar night?

  • ahnfire

    fuck you Foligno!

  • QCBlackhawk

    Return of the Clownin-ing: Episode 5: Mr Squiggles Strikes Back.

  • JRF

    woo, go terrible power play!

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    release the clownken

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    That was better, if still inept. Only cuz Saad won a board battle to keep possession

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    I’m looking forward to that second period scotch.

    • Z-man19

      Get it started

  • GerDevine

    Jesus, the Beej are in an injury crisis and Colton Gillies still can’t get a game. Pains me that the Wild wasted a 1st round pick on him….

  • Flavius

    Hawks PP zone entry > Disqus today

    • ahnfire

      ouch.

    • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

      or <

    • http://whatisthebestadverb.wordpress.com/ I am not Chico Maki

      I picture five guys out there wondering where the football is.

    • Country_Bumpkin

      Disqus makes my iPad go mental.

  • DesertHawk

    We are not winning enough.

    • mightymikeD

      I is agree

    • KingTalkyTiki

      This.

  • AMR

    All I can say is at least we didn’t give up a last minute goal

  • Country_Bumpkin

    PP is a no gooda. Dump the fucker and chase. The Beej need to be broken.

  • mightymikeD

    Guh

  • MattC86

    Well. I didn’t like that.

  • 2883

    Cmon now, Crush their spirits…

    • Flavius

      Or crush it some more…..it’s the Beej

      • 2883

        They’re the Beej’s though, they’re used to being sad, now they need to be Saader.

  • Woods

    So… Clownshoes huh?

  • MattC86

    Can someone just tell me how many kittens I need to kill to make the powerplay decent already? MOAR?

    • Country_Bumpkin

      Seven.

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    Beginning to sense Hawks not a 1st period team so much

    • DesertHawk

      As long as they win, I couldn’t care less.

      • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

        I could only care a slight bit less.

  • Flavius

    Everything is broken….Only Hawk to lose a faceoff is Toews….brain hurts

    • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

      this whole world is weird on top

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      It’s Bizarro world.

    • 2883

      Regression to the mean my friend. This game needs a massive regression to the mean.

  • mightymikeD

    Les Vermines du Rally

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      allez pour les yeux, Boo

  • Country_Bumpkin

    The Canucks getting beaten by five is just so wonderful.

    • putmeinthemadhouse

      lou was in net for all 8 of those…kind of shitty of AV to leave him in there.

    • 2883

      Lu8go?

  • DesertHawk

    Konroyd: douche.

    • Country_Bumpkin

      Did he do what I thought he did?

      • DesertHawk

        What’d you think he did. When asked if he liked interacting with the fans he definitely said, “well, sometimes”.

        • ahnfire

          at least he was honest?

  • 2883

    Lets not forget that this Beej team played us real tough last time they were at the UC and there was a disallowed goal that was controversial (we won 3-2)

    • mightymikeD

      tru, dat

  • DesertHawk

    How!!!?

  • Z-man19

    GAAAAAHHHH!!!

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Wow, thought we were going to get a goal before we got a second period thread.

  • Woods

    Hossa and Seabs please score there wtf

  • QCBlackhawk

    Who the fuck are the Knutsens?

    • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

      Once Bunny met Karl Hungus, they never had a chance.

  • 2883

    Necesito la thread de period dos.

    • ahnfire

      go ask the ToS for that.

      • 2883

        Where are they? I’ve got bourbon to share for the 2nd period thread.

        • ahnfire

          usually you can find them on twitter.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Unleash the Killer Klowns.

  • 2883

    PP Time… No more clown shoe.s

  • ahnfire
  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet
  • Z-man19

    RELEASE THE CLOWN