• Chesterfield King

    MOAR HAWKS GOALS

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    Bring it.

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    CAN WE PUT A FOOT IN THEIR ASS, PLEASE?

    • mightymikeD

      please

      • AirTrafficAJ

        Moar Assfoot

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Five words: No letdown. No looking ahead.

    These five words will be repeated Saturday.

    • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

      Because, they bear repeating. (Yeah. Fat Boy is a Ranger now. And Columbus is a suburb of Detroit. But never play to the competition. Play over it.)

  • pierzynskirules

    BLACKHAWKS!!!!!

  • Z-man19

    Score early, score often

  • Chesterfield King

    BOLLIG IS SCRATCHED TONIGHT!!!!!

    • mightymikeD

      Jammer!

    • pierzynskirules

      MAYERS!!!!!!

    • AirTrafficAJ

      Thank Jeebus

    • putmeinthemadhouse

      Thank god.

    • stacie7

      But who will fight for us now?

      • Z-man19

        Shaw

        • Chesterfield King

          lol

          • ahnfire

            sad thing: not a joke

          • Z-man19

            I wasn’t, mostly

          • 2883

            haha 0 fights tonight hopefully

          • Chesterfield King

            I so badly want a shaw-Chara fight

  • http://www.facebook.com/coachgottlieb Sheldon Gottlieb

    Pat and Eddie are already shit faced!!

    • Z-man19

      It’s in the pm, you are surprised?

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    Jammer in. Bollig out. Praise the Lord. (Or, rather: HOSSAna in the highest.)

  • birdhead

    LET’S GO HAWKS.

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    Other Conference News: Hartnell out 6-8 weeks. Broken foot. Huh.

  • AirTrafficAJ

    Scott Hartnell out 2 months with a broken foot. Cue the sad slide-whistle for Philly fans.

    • stacie7

      They sure are snakebit this year.

    • mightymikeD

      I have a slide-whistle right here for Philly Fans (points at crotch)

      • AirTrafficAJ

        Flawless Victory!

  • Z-man19

    Wow, packed arena

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    Man, that barn is empty. This is a recording.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Nice stick, Duncs

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    SPEED SPEED SPEED early. Where’s my Xanax?

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Did Hossa call that bank pass?

    • Z-man19

      At birth

  • 2883

    Man Capt had a serious attempt at that one

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Hammer breaks up a 2 on 1

    Good recovery D by Duncs and Hammer, but too many odd man breaks.

  • http://www.facebook.com/coachgottlieb Sheldon Gottlieb

    Boy the Hawks look fast!!

  • KenOda

    Does anyone else hate the light up ads on the dashers?

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    Fourth line — Fro, Krugs and Jammer. Drooling.

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    crispy.

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Nice three on two, but the twine is undented.

  • 10thMountainFire

    Sorry I’m late.

    Let’s mess with Texas.

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Just in time for Clownshoes.

      • 10thMountainFire

        Let’s dance.

    • Z-man19

      Pay the fine

    • 2883

      I always mess with texas

      • 10thMountainFire

        I made a mess in Texas.

        • pierzynskirules

          all your exes live in texas..

          • 10thMountainFire

            It’s true. And they all own firearms and cook BBQ.

            I can cook BBQ but I do not own firearms.

  • 2883

    PP time

  • pierzynskirules

    time for shoes

    • 10thMountainFire

      Clown shoes: good for one decent dance a game.

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    IL N’Y A PAS DES CLOWNSHOES.

  • Z-man19

    Thow shalt not hook HOSSA

    • 10thMountainFire

      The United States has convened a special session of the UN Security Council and the member states agree that hooking Marian Hossa is in violation of international rules of war.

      • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

        It’s right up there with “North Korean state media needs to tone it down a notch with reports of Kim Jong-il’s — erm — prowess” on Security Council’s “to do” list.

        • 10thMountainFire

          Kim Jong-Il was incredible. But his kid, the only chubby man in all of North Korea… he is otherworldly. Just an outstanding cartoon character. That kid is going to be a superstar.

          • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

            He’s going places. (But, to be fair, Pyongyang in winter has certain disadvantages compared to Hell.)

  • http://www.facebook.com/coachgottlieb Sheldon Gottlieb

    No clownshoes…we score here!!

  • Chesterfield King

    Man my stream is way behind you guys

    • ahnfire

      mine just started the PP. but it’s CSN so I will take it

      • 2883

        I will try not to ruin it but probakly won’t be able to help it

    • DaveM36

      There’s medication for that

      • pierzynskirules

        i’ll send it out

      • Chesterfield King

        dammit

  • http://www.facebook.com/coachgottlieb Sheldon Gottlieb

    Nice puck drop

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    You know Duncs is going to go to the 100 foot shot through eleventy billion legs on the PP for the foreseeable future, right? The trouble with success, you know.

  • AirTrafficAJ

    This power play looks familiar somehow

    • 2883

      at least they haven’t gone backdoor lol

      • 10thMountainFire

        Stop giving Q ideas.

        • Chesterfield King

          giving Q idea, you mean

          • AirTrafficAJ

            Mega-Upboat

  • Chesterfield King

    confused why shaw was on PP in the first place

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Net Presence?

    • http://www.facebook.com/coachgottlieb Sheldon Gottlieb

      Shaw is the man in front of the net on one unit and Stalls the man in front on the other…

    • 10thMountainFire

      Because apparently the Taliban run our PP tonight.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    There were a couple of good chances there before Clownshoes reasserted themselves.

  • 10thMountainFire

    Michael Frolik, you’re a goddamned animal.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Stop shooing at the left pad.

  • 10thMountainFire

    Oh. My. God. Jonathan. Toews.

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    THIS JUST IN: Jonathan Toews is ALL THAT IS MAN. Created that chance out of thin air.

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    savvy play by saad to get the change

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    Private to 10thMountainFire — saw a guy at the USO from the 10th Mountain at the USO O’Hare Terminal Two outpost on my shift early Sunday morning. Thought of you. And my dad (who did his reserve shifts there).

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    And now: Rally Rats.

    (Note: I still the miss the Unlimited Mullet Potential guy.)

    • AirTrafficAJ

      That was a photoshop for the ages

  • DesertHawk

    What up?!

    • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

      It’s cold. Hockey on teevee. Beer in hand. In other words: BETTER THAN WORK.

      • DesertHawk

        I wish it was cold :jealousy:

    • Accipiter

      The warranty on my liver.

    • pierzynskirules

      chillin’

      • DesertHawk

        Just doin pierzynskirules things?

        • pierzynskirules

          yep

    • 10thMountainFire

      Jonathan Toews nearly disproved our understanding of reality on a rush to the net.

  • pierzynskirules

    new commercial, please?! i can’t take no more rats.

  • DesertHawk

    Tracey looked really sad at the start of this bit.

    • http://www.facebook.com/coachgottlieb Sheldon Gottlieb

      Maybe she like watching Crow play soccer!!

    • Chesterfield King

      I mean, she does have to be in Texas

      • 10thMountainFire

        Instant upboat.

        • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

          GREENED.

          (No. Wait.)

          • 10thMountainFire

            Fail!

      • stacie7

        Isn’t that where she originally is from?

        • Chesterfield King

          I dunno, but she was complimenting Texas’ ready supply of Dr. Pepper on twitter

          • DesertHawk

            Dr. Pepper is amazing.

        • ahnfire

          she used to be on the Stars beat before she wised up and came to Chicago.

      • DesertHawk

        No one should ever Have to be in Texas…. I think all the natives suffer from Stockholm Syndrome.

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    Uh-oh — Crawford preparing on his own. He’s a loner. CROW: THERE IS HELP. REACH OUT.

    • AirTrafficAJ

      What if he reaches out and finds Bolland? MURDER SPREE

  • AirTrafficAJ

    Why does it sound like Pat n Edzo are broadcasting from the bottom of the ocean?

    • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

      You’ve been in the control tower too long.

      • AirTrafficAJ

        Sad but true. Somebody has to watch all the new 787s go nowhere.

    • ahnfire

      so it’s not just my stream?

      • Chesterfield King

        No, Sam tweeted about it too

      • Z-man19

        Foley said something about tech difficulties at the start

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    I think they are squeezing in a lot more commercials this season…

    • mightymikeD

      yup

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Same number of commercials, but only 48 games.

      • mightymikeD

        ha!

    • KenOda

      wouldn’t shock me. Makes up for lost revenue and helps players rest.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Is John Scott wearing Shaw’s jersey tonight?

    • putmeinthemadhouse

      hes gettin handled out there.

    • DesertHawk

      Does Shaw look about twice as tall?

  • DaveM36

    This game needs more Hawks goals.

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Can’t we win 0 to -1 ?

      • DesertHawk

        I’ll allow it, so long as we get ALL the points.

  • DesertHawk

    I hate this commercial, don’t go snowboarding then you dickhead rich kids.

  • ahnfire

    for a second I thought Shaw was Country Stupid again. YOU CAN’T DANGLE, SHAW, JUST CLEAR THE DAMN PUCK.

    • 10thMountainFire

      Hahaha Shaw got a case of the ‘confidence’.

  • http://www.facebook.com/coachgottlieb Sheldon Gottlieb

    Rat is pissing em off already

  • AirTrafficAJ

    Dallas arena stuck in 2001 playing P.O.D. on the PA

  • DaveM36

    Hahaha Saad throwing down Robidas behind the net with one hand.

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    lol saad just dumped that dude behind the net. should have been a penalty.

    • pierzynskirules

      oh well..

      • Chesterfield King

        I dig it

      • 10thMountainFire

        That’s appropriate coming from an AJ fan… I like it.

        • pierzynskirules

          he’s such a bad influence…:)

        • Z-man19

          I’m gonna miss him

          • pierzynskirules

            me too

          • 10thMountainFire

            My friend is a Texan. Huge Rangers fan. He texted me at 530p, ‘Just wanted to remind you that we have AJ now and spring training starts in less than a month.’

            I warned him that it is not in his best interests to sustain his current course of action.

          • pierzynskirules

            that makes me angry.

          • 10thMountainFire

            It made me angry as well.

          • AirTrafficAJ

            Dick move. AJ is gonna rake in that park.

          • ahnfire

            miss who? Saad?

          • Z-man19

            No AJ

          • 10thMountainFire

            …a lot.

  • DesertHawk

    Did Saad just throw that guy on the ground?

    • 10thMountainFire

      Depends. Who wants to know?

      • DesertHawk

        Me, you got a problem with that?

        • 10thMountainFire

          Uh… no.

          • DesertHawk

            Good.

          • DesertHawk

            Pretending to speak like a tough guy is hard.

          • 10thMountainFire

            That’s why they send soldiers on the trail. Makes them involuntarily crazy.

          • DesertHawk

            I just flew, so I can speak EO violation, that’s about it.

          • 10thMountainFire

            I was known as an expert in culture from my pre-Army life as a post-grad academic. So guess who got slotted to do that?

          • DesertHawk

            I’m sorry… so sorry

          • 10thMountainFire

            Not nearly as sorry as I.

    • http://www.facebook.com/coachgottlieb Sheldon Gottlieb

      oops

    • 2883

      Correct

  • http://www.facebook.com/coachgottlieb Sheldon Gottlieb

    Kane has some hands

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    A lot of dump and chase tonight.

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    OK Blackhawks Fan Initiative Goons — a Road Watch at Tilted Kilt is NOT WHAT IS REQUIRED.

  • Woods

    Fuck off Lehtonen.

  • 10thMountainFire

    Jamal Mayers!!!

  • DaveM36

    Well this game certainly slowed down.

  • Woods

    Hawks on their heels

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Crow is on his game at least. This has picked up where the last game let off, Turnovers in the D zone.

  • Woods

    Get the puck Blackhawks huh?

  • DaveM36

    Keith derp derp

  • Z-man19

    Whatch out for that line Duncs

  • Woods

    All 103 fans in Dallas boo at once…

  • 2883

    This game is wide open…

    • Woods

      Hawks ice sure looks tight right now…

  • DesertHawk

    They’ve definitely got the momentum… :|

  • Woods

    Frogger like a wildman these days

  • Woods

    chasing….

  • http://www.facebook.com/coachgottlieb Sheldon Gottlieb

    Saad fits right in with Hoss and Towes

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Here come the clowns.

    Let’s put some action in the boring first period.

    • Woods

      Please?

  • DesertHawk

    Oh my, that was a terrible commercial

    • 10thMountainFire

      A lot of that kind of stuff going around lately…

  • stacie7

    I kind of miss the Jaromir mullet. He’s just not the same without it.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Well, the entries are decent, now what?

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    Kaner shoulda pulled the trigger on that one.

  • pierzynskirules

    booo kari.

  • Woods

    FUCK YOU LEHTONEN

  • DaveM36

    Oh for fuck’s sake

  • Woods

    god fucking damnit

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME.

  • DesertHawk

    God damnit

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Fuckity fuck

  • http://www.facebook.com/coachgottlieb Sheldon Gottlieb

    fuck

  • Woods

    knew that was coming

  • Z-man19

    Well that fucking blows

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    With less than a second….

  • Red Black and Copper

    fuck fuck fuck…. bullshit letting a shorty through….

  • 10thMountainFire

    Well this fucking sucks.

  • Woods

    does dallas really use the same goal song as new york? weak.

  • QCBlackhawk

    Fuck’s sake.

  • Woods

    1 second left. Utter bullshit.

  • pierzynskirules

    booooo

  • birdhead

    BOO

  • Chesterfield King

    weeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • DaveM36

    TRADE EVERYONE, FIRE EVERYONE, SEASON’S OVER

    • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

      Good advice, this

  • ahnfire

    ugh.

    • mightymikeD

      eh

  • pompoon

    Ugh damn why did I join the game now

    • Z-man19

      That’s a solid question :)

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Maybe that will wake them up?

  • Woods

    hawks owned the first 2 mins of that period… i spent most of the rest of those 18 minutes hoping dallas wouldn’t get a goal……

  • http://www.facebook.com/coachgottlieb Sheldon Gottlieb

    Ok…Now we get to see how they respond when they’re trailing after a period…Gotta learn sometime.

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    Good play by the Hawks, really liking the turnovers so far and the poor defense keep it up

  • Woods

    Hi Blackhawks, you need to do something different against Lehtonen.

    • Z-man19

      Like what?

      • Sparky_The_Barbarian

        Elevate.

        • 10thMountainFire

          Don’t look at Teeth.

      • ahnfire

        I’d guess score a goal?

        • Z-man19

          Thanks Ms Obvious :P

          • ahnfire

            you’re welcome.

  • Woods

    1st Period shots go 12-6 hawks.

    • 10thMountainFire

      What else is new?

  • Woods

    LET’S GO HAWKS

  • Red Black and Copper

    What the fuck is Foley babbling about??? He is fucking stroking out on camera, call the paramedics!

  • chidiver

    Looks like me and the Balvenie will be getting more acquainted tonight. Tomorrow morning is gonna suck.

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Thanks for the thought. I have a Glyngoyne in the kitchen.

      • chidiver

        It must be very lonely all by itself in the kitchen. You should invite it to the den.

  • 10thMountainFire

    Edzo.

  • DesertHawk

    Bolland is not a good public speaker

    • 10thMountainFire

      He’s a good public starer.

    • chidiver

      Bolland could stare birth defects into submission. March of Dimes should look into it.

  • chidiver

    Given how often it appears here, why doesn’t “fuck” show up in the top tags on the right?

    • 10thMountainFire

      How the FUCK would I know?

      • chidiver

        Fuckin exactly!

    • Red Black and Copper

      the fact that it doesn’t is fucking bullshit

    • mightymikeD

      TMFF isn’t around so much?

      • 10thMountainFire

        Toews Makes Fuckin Faces?

        • http://twitter.com/oregon_hawk Oregon_hawk

          And now I have the question in my head that just won’t go away. If that’s Toews’ camera face….

    • http://twitter.com/oregon_hawk Oregon_hawk

      For fuckin’ real

    • DaveM36

      I do like that “idiots galore” is over there, though

      • 10thMountainFire

        As well as ‘taking it in the moon’.

    • stacie7

      Parental controls?

    • chidiver

      Fascists! My mommy said I could say FUCK all I want!

    • ahnfire

      I think the tags are for articles, not comments.

      • chidiver

        Well…well………FUCK! Aaaaand I’m movin on…..

  • 2883

    fuck should always appear in the tags….

  • mightymikeD

    Bob is lying on the floor in a puddle of “matter” now, isn’t he?

    • Chesterfield King

      I thought that was just his general state of existence

  • 2883

    Where is the 2nd period thread?

  • ahnfire