• http://hesaid.midwestmentality.com/ JeromerInc

    Mmm…new thread smell…

    LET’S GO HAWKS!

  • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

    Lays Guthrie just

  • Chesterfield King

    MOAR HAWKS GOALS

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    Game ON!

  • CozBullsFan

    Let’s go Hawks!

  • JRF

    Pretty excited for this one. Excited, but nervous.

  • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

    What the tuck did I just type

  • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

    Duck your keyboard

  • Joe Banks

    GO HAWKS GO!

  • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

    Fuck

  • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

    Shitfaced

  • http://hesaid.midwestmentality.com/ JeromerInc

    Did Foley just say “Sha-arks”?

    • CozBullsFan

      He’s drunk already. lol

    • mightymikeD

      it was more like “Shaaawaraaaks”.. I suspect Pat has been “Sampling” early

      • http://hesaid.midwestmentality.com/ JeromerInc

        Tonight, Pat Foley is brought to you by Binney’s…

        • girlphoenix

          When is he not?

          • http://hesaid.midwestmentality.com/ JeromerInc

            Point.

  • Joe Banks

    That hose commercial is disturbing…

  • Joaquin

    Loving the FNM shout outs!

  • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

    PAT BOYLE HAS GASTRIC MENINGITISPHOBIA

    • Joe Banks

      Is that why he sucks?

  • 2883

    LOTS MOAR HAWKS GOALS…

  • mightymikeD

    Disqus fucking sucks.. this “Kick you out of the thread when you try to comment thing” is getting old..

    • DesertHawk

      Stop being so inflammatory :P

    • Chesterfield King

      I’ve actually never really had problems with it

    • http://hesaid.midwestmentality.com/ JeromerInc

      Oh yeah, forgot to tell you…it’s just you it does that to.

  • DesertHawk

    NEMO!!! :’(

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    Aggressive…

  • Joe Banks

    Fuck Antti Niemi

    • CornelisonsFlagPointer

      He said no.

  • girlphoenix

    fuck ryane clowe

  • Chesterfield King

    Second line with some zip tonight

  • http://twitter.com/ChiNativeSon ChicagoNativeSon

    Get the feeling the Hawks will need to score at least 5 in this one.

    • http://twitter.com/ChiNativeSon ChicagoNativeSon

      cough cough

      Wow, that escalated quickly.

  • Joe Banks

    Oh Sharp, no more shitty passes please.

  • Chesterfield King

    oh no

  • girlphoenix

    oh no duncs!

  • Z-man19

    Joy

  • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

    Sheldon Brookbank has carpal tunnel

  • 2883

    Fantastic

  • happyhuman

    bleh

  • Chesterfield King

    fuck

  • girlphoenix

    fuck

  • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

    Fuck you

    • Flavius

      This could be the worst day of our lives

  • Joe Banks

    aw, fuuuuuu

  • CozBullsFan

    fuck

  • Chesterfield King

    hmmmm this is not so good

    • stacie7

      just one goal

      • Z-man19

        Hmmm kool aide

      • Chesterfield King

        I’m reassured now that Duncs is back

      • QCBlackhawk

        Not so much now. :

        • stacie7

          OK so it’s just two now

          • QCBlackhawk

            Haha. Maybe this is what I get for taking so much pleasure in St Louis getting face-fucked.

  • http://hesaid.midwestmentality.com/ JeromerInc

    Goddammit

  • 2883

    Nice pinch Brookbank

  • Z-man19

    Crow looks like shit

    • 2883

      First goal was off a rebound? 2nd goal was a wrister on an odd man rush because of a pinching Brookbank

      • Z-man19

        I know, just doesn’t look like he’s seeing the puck, I might be being harsh

        • Chesterfield King

          I’d have to see the second one again to make a full judgement

          • DesertHawk

            Second was goalie vs unimpeded shooter… that’s basically a toss up.

          • girlphoenix

            mark lazarus (jahns replacement) says it went off leddy

          • 2883

            Then it’s near impossible to stop if it did

        • 2883

          You might be right, but there hasn’t been a Crawford softie imo… He let in a lot of soft goals last year and they were completely on him.. I haven’t seen one of those yet, but they might have been poor.

  • Chesterfield King

    ho boy

  • http://hesaid.midwestmentality.com/ JeromerInc

    What in the fresh fuck…?

  • stacie7

    Paging Ray?

  • girlphoenix

    blech

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    That horn is bad.

  • happyhuman

    ugh

  • Z-man19

    So Moonpie is a quick -2, was that the 4th line again

  • DesertHawk

    Crow hasn’t let in more than 2 all season… just getting it out of the way. :huffs more koolaid:

    • amontesawesome

      Good call with the huffing instead of drinking. Huffing gets it to the brain much faster.

  • Joe Banks

    Fuuuu

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Wow. I’m a few minutes late to the party and look at this shit.

    • girlphoenix

      So it’s YOUR fault

    • 2883

      I believe this is all your fault staple yourself to your internet connection and couch in front of the TV

  • Chesterfield King

    Hey Tommy Wingels is from Evanston

    • http://hesaid.midwestmentality.com/ JeromerInc

      Fuck Evanston then.

      • Chesterfield King

        fuck you man

        • http://hesaid.midwestmentality.com/ JeromerInc

          Okay…but my wife might get mad…

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Okay, a PP will get us back in the game.

    • QCBlackhawk

      Yes. This PP needs to be the least Clowny Shoes to ever Shoe.

  • girlphoenix

    I believe in the power play.

    • stacie7

      and rainbows and unicorns……

      • QCBlackhawk

        And standard issue, normal length and colored shoes.

        • 2883

          And Santa Claus

          • Flavius

            What’s wrong with Santa Claus?

          • http://hesaid.midwestmentality.com/ JeromerInc

            Bastard never did bring me that bike.

      • girlphoenix

        power of positive thinking stace!

    • Flavius

      In the power of Hossa, I believe

  • DesertHawk

    Eww our PP has been terribad lately

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Entry is officially back to Clown Shoes.

  • Z-man19

    So the entry still needs work

  • DesertHawk

    Sharp should’ve taken the shot….

    • Joe Banks

      Sigh… Dear Sharp, get well soon.

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    Rebound!

  • Chesterfield King

    at least we got some shots

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    That was better, carry in, cycle, rebound…. Now score.

  • Woods

    Hawks wanted a bigger challenge tonight huh? Nice start.

  • Joe Banks

    Aieee!

  • 2883

    A couple of nice shots on the PP, made Niemi work

  • Chesterfield King

    for all you young hockey players drink

  • Chesterfield King

    jesus shaw get off my power play

  • Woods

    Hey, you know what? Fuck Jumbo Joe.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Saad!!!!!!!!!

  • Z-man19

    Saaaaaaaaaad

  • 2883

    THE WRATH OF SAAAAAAD

  • Woods

    SSAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD

  • Flavius

    SAADER!!!!

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    SAAD!

  • Chesterfield King

    myBBAYAYAYDGFAKL;SFA;LSNGL;KASFNGL;A

  • Woods

    Man was he ever ready to rip that shot

  • chidiver

    SAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDD!!!!

  • KingTalkyTiki

    Saad makes me happy!

  • Chesterfield King

    my BABY SCORED

  • Joe Banks

    SAAAAD!!!!

  • amontesawesome

    That was a beaut.

  • ilikeanactivestick

    I CAN HAZ SAAD!

  • QCBlackhawk

    YES! FINALLY!

  • The Cup And BAck Again

    Saad!

  • girlphoenix

    i’m so proud of you saader!

  • Chesterfield King

    MY BABY SCORED MY BABY SCORED MY BABY SCORED

  • CozBullsFan

    SAAAAAD!

  • Chesterfield King

    NOW CAN HE TAKE SHAW’S PLACE ON THE PP???

  • happyhuman

    GAH

  • Woods

    GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Da Fuq

  • KingTalkyTiki

    Well blurg

  • Woods

    fucking christ.

  • 2883

    Jesus… another unmarked shooter allowed 10 ft from the net

  • Z-man19

    It’s official not Crows night

  • Chesterfield King

    Can we get Rozsival back

  • ilikeanactivestick

    So it’s going to be one of those games.

    • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

      So much for low scoring.

      • ilikeanactivestick

        So much for GAA. What the hell. Go Hogs!

  • chidiver

    Sharp AND Kane coasted.

  • Woods

    GOOOOOOAL

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    WHAT?

  • 2883

    SHAW RIGHT BACK IN YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FACE

  • Flavius

    SHAW!!!!

  • Z-man19

    Holy fuck this could be wild

  • chidiver

    Shaw!!!

  • Chesterfield King

    MY EMOTIONS

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    SHAW Is this a fucking video game?

  • Chesterfield King

    MY EMOTIONS MY EMOTIONS

  • happyhuman

    What in the world?

  • QCBlackhawk

    This game is fucking bananas.

  • Woods

    Wow

  • girlphoenix

    what is going on?!?!?

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Nintendo 64 hockey

      • KingTalkyTiki

        *mashes buttons*

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    Youngsters

  • amontesawesome

    Pull both goalies. Let’s do this thing 6-6 and put a garbage can on it’s side back there.

    • DesertHawk

      hahah

  • http://hesaid.midwestmentality.com/ JeromerInc

    Fuck this feed. I’ll just get my updates here.

    • 2883

      Commercial

      • http://hesaid.midwestmentality.com/ JeromerInc

        Thanks.

        • Z-man19

          Lexus

  • Joe Banks

    SHAW!!!
    Lets hear it for four letter s – words!

    • happyhuman

      ::bad Sean Connery accent:: Swords?

  • KingTalkyTiki

    Love when we get the goal while their goal is being announced…

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Even better when ‘they’ don’t have a goal to announce.

      • KingTalkyTiki

        True that

  • JRF

    HOLY SHIT THIS IS CRAZY!

  • girlphoenix

    i approve of the hogs scoring

  • chidiver

    Looking like a barn burner! Hold on to your hat. Drink heavily. Toast bagels!

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      I have new scotch (Glen Grant)

    • KingTalkyTiki

      So much for resting the liver during the workweek

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    We need to play some D and get the next goal.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    OH MY GOD

  • ilikeanactivestick

    I like Happy Saad.

  • Z-man19

    Holy fucking hell

  • 2883

    Who needs D we got Kruger

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    All of my FUCKING ALL OF MY WHAT

  • Flavius

    KRUGS!!!!!

  • QCBlackhawk

    LOL

  • chidiver

    Hog night at the Shark Tank!

  • happyhuman

    Tied! This is crazy.

  • girlphoenix

    HOG SCORING FTW

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    Pond hockey

  • Flavius

    2012 Icehogs Rockin it tonight

  • ilikeanactivestick

    BWAHAHAHAHAA!

  • Chesterfield King

    WHAT IS THIS

  • Daze55

    This is laughable

  • Z-man19

    Both teams use TO in 1st 12 min, wow

  • girlphoenix

    next goal will be leddy

  • kcrvpn

    Huh. I’ve never seen a game where both coaches pulled their goalies …

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Trade Goalies at the first Intermission

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    okay, just what the good god damn is going on here

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      It’s blind goalie night.

  • stacie7

    Put Fro and Kruger out there. Aren’t they due to goals?

    • QCBlackhawk

      Kruger just got his

      • girlphoenix

        he can have two

        • stacie7

          tricks all around

          • DesertHawk

            No! Tricks for the Hawks.

    • stacie7

      OK so I meant a second one for Krugs

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    CROW He CAN see the puck

  • ilikeanactivestick

    Flashback to game 1 of the 2010 SCF with Flyers…

  • Chesterfield King

    A SAVE???

  • 2883

    CROW with a nice save

  • 2883

    Does anyone else just expect every notable offensive pressure to end in a goal?

    • Z-man19

      If fluffy were playing I’d think he could get one

      • chidiver

        What was Milbury’s quote on Fluffy? Having him on the ice is like a PP for the other team?

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Let’s get the next one….

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Crow again.

  • chidiver

    Huge save.

  • 2883

    My God Crow witha couple unnecessary big saves

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    I agree with Stals. Throw fucking pucks at Niemi

  • High and Wide

    My computer has been unable to handle any streams so far but I am given to understand that EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

    • DesertHawk

      if everything is 2 of the best D/Goalie tandems in the league shellacking the shit out of each other, then yes.

      • High and Wide

        I think that’ll fit somewhere under the umbrella

  • pompoon

    Well I finally got to tune into the game…are the goalies being played by hand puppets?

    • DesertHawk

      Marionettes

      • High and Wide

        operated by someone with the blood alcohol level of Pat Foley?

        • DesertHawk

          Well plus being attached to strings… makes it hard to actually stop a puck.

      • ilikeanactivestick

        Shell the Goalie night at Shark Tank

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    Did Bicks get up?

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Yes

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    Please Crow. Don’t do that.

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    Now watch. there will be no more scoring and this will go to Charades contest.

  • 2883

    Final score over under 9?

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Each?

      • 2883

        Total

        • Z-man19

          Under

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Crow has sobered up.

  • DesertHawk

    Crow seems to have cleared the fog a bit
    Hopefully that holds.

    • ilikeanactivestick

      Q must have must have had a Frenchie to Frenchie talk during TO.

  • kcrvpn

    Crow has looked solid the last few shots.

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    Also, Konroyd can`t jinx the you-know-what

    • QCBlackhawk

      You can say shut out when it was shot directly in the face a long time ago :p

      • girlphoenix

        that horse is long dead

        • DesertHawk

          600 some odd days dead :|

      • CornelisonsFlagPointer

        I also wait at the tunnel with my beer for 5 minutes until the play ends.

  • Z-man19

    Fuckity fuckity

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    PK time. Leddy beat and gets his hands too high.

  • DesertHawk

    :sigh:

    • CornelisonsFlagPointer

      You had to see that coming…

  • 2883

    Ugh… Sharks PP is deadly

    • QCBlackhawk

      Unstoppable Force / Immovable Object?

      • DesertHawk
        • QCBlackhawk

          You got your physics all over my philosophy. >:|

          • DesertHawk

            Oh… sorry. :starts mopping up:

      • KingTalkyTiki

        Go Immovable Object!

      • Z-man19

        Hitchcock at a buffet?

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Good Clear, Fro

  • 2883

    Where the fuck is the Peantly shot

  • Chesterfield King

    I LOVE YOU CAPPY

  • Z-man19

    Oh Captain, I want to have your babies

    • Accipiter

      Do you have a full understanding of what is needed to conceive a child ?

      • DesertHawk

        Storks?

        • girlphoenix

          Snorks?

          • Chesterfield King

            Sporks?

          • chidiver

            Is that why so many children are conceived on the same evening as a trip to Taco Bell?

          • DesertHawk

            Now I wonder if that’s an actual statistic.

          • chidiver

            Well its tough to distinguish between correlation and causation.

          • http://hesaid.midwestmentality.com/ JeromerInc

            Let’s play it safe and just say Taco Bell causes children.

  • 2883

    That’s a fucking penalty shot

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Agreed

  • DesertHawk

    Captain doesn’t embellish

    • Accipiter

      Captain likes Elaine.

  • Flavius

    Captain Awesome is awesome

  • mightymikeD

    THAT is how you kill a fucking penalty

  • chidiver

    Hey! The PP clock is fixed!

  • Guest

    Our 4×4 is better than our PP

  • Woods

    ugh bolland come on

  • Chesterfield King

    ughhhhh

  • http://www.facebook.com/craig.kowalski.90 Craig Kowalski

    Krugerrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

    • 2883

      Are you just now seeing the Kruger goal? lol

      • girlphoenix

        i was hoping it was from the future

        • chidiver

          I was hoping that as well!

      • http://www.facebook.com/craig.kowalski.90 Craig Kowalski

        im on dvr, so just now got to see Kruges!!

        • 2883

          Oh okay, cool… lol hell of a period good DVR

          • http://www.facebook.com/craig.kowalski.90 Craig Kowalski

            games nuts!

    • QCBlackhawk

      Uh. Is my shit delayed?

      • Accipiter

        Love isn’t always on time.

    • chidiver

      slow stream?

  • Daze55

    That cross Ice Pass makes me want to punch myself in the face

    • chidiver

      Feel free ;-)

      • chidiver

        But if we win, you’ll have to do it every game.

        *superstitious*

    • steeg of their own

      I thought something similar.

  • Joe Banks

    Bolland… why?

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Tipped away.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Let’s get it behind the net.

  • DesertHawk

    Gah that net was wide open!!!

  • DesertHawk

    Hey our goalie is winning :D

  • Joe Banks

    BACK

  • Joe Banks

    Back door, my ass

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      I’m not going there.

  • Flavius

    So 40 SOG given up last 2 periods

  • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

    Wow.

  • mightymikeD

    Jesus God.. it’s going to be one of THOSE games, isn’t it?

    • http://hesaid.midwestmentality.com/ JeromerInc

      Yeah, you might as well just plan on going to work drunk.

      • mightymikeD

        day off tomorrow… whoooooo!

        • chidiver

          Ummmm, isn’t it already tomorrow for you?

          • mightymikeD

            today.. sorry

          • DesertHawk

            Well that’s not nearly as exciting…

          • Joe Banks

            Top o’ the mornin’ to ya!

      • Z-man19

        He’s Irish, that’s standard

        • Joe Banks

          That’s profiling

          • Accipiter

            And you think that shit Q said about Razor after last game wasn’t.

  • High and Wide

    Well, I don’t know about any of you but I think I’m going to need a wobbly pop or two to get through the rest of this.

  • http://hesaid.midwestmentality.com/ JeromerInc

    Took Scum Jr and the Preds 3 periods to accomplish what the Hawks and Sharks did in one. So we got that going for us.

  • girlphoenix

    First Period STats

    Shots: CHI-16, SJS-10
    Hits: CHI-7, SJS-9
    Blocked Shots: CHI-2, SJS-7
    Attempts Blocked: CHI-7, SJS-2
    Missed Shots: CHI-0, SJS-3
    Giveaways: CHI-6, SJS-4
    Takeaways: CHI-3, SJS-4
    Faceoffs: CHI-46%, SJS-54%

    Kruger 0/3 0%
    Toews 4/7 57%
    Mayers 2/4 50%
    Bolly 4/6 67%
    Shaw 1/4 25%
    Fro 1/1 100%
    Hoss 0/1 0%

    • chidiver

      Did you get called up from the A to stand in for Ahn? Umm….are you wielding a banhammer?

      • girlphoenix

        i’ve been doing stats for awhile

        • Chesterfield King

          Ahn mostly borrows the stats from you, no?

          • girlphoenix

            yeah cause i’m kinda crazy and i always get them myself. i’d keep them for the hogs but the ahl has terrrrrrrrible stats

        • chidiver

          I know. Just being silly.

      • Z-man19

        GP has a chainsaw not a hammer

        • Accipiter

          And she stabs people with it.

        • girlphoenix

          is this cause i’m from texas?

          • DesertHawk

            Maybe….

          • Z-man19

            Yes, either that or a shotgun

    • kcrvpn

      It sure doesn’t feel like we are about even in faceoffs.

    • DesertHawk

      Krugs is getting slain.

  • Joe Banks

    So is Tallon ready to trade Jacob Markstrom yet?

  • http://www.thecommittedindian.com/ PowrFwd37

    Just wanted to stop in and say this:

    San Jose Sha-arks… KNEEL BEFORE SAAD!

    • Z-man19

      You can stay, just make sure you take your pants off

      • chidiver

        Yeah, you wouldn’t want stand out.

      • http://www.thecommittedindian.com/ PowrFwd37

        Well…

        Technically, I’m NOT wearing pants at the moment, so I guess we’re….

        good?

  • DesertHawk

    This kid knows what’s up.

  • mightymikeD

    Fucking hell.. Saad is spouting cliches at a Veteran NHL level..

    • stacie7

      Well he has had quite a few games to practice waiting for his first goal

    • High and Wide

      once again, fitting right in on the top line.
      couldn’t tell if he has a lisp or is just missing a lot of teeth.

      • mightymikeD

        it’s an AMAZING lisp

  • DesertHawk

    Wingles? that’s a dumb name… just saying.

    • http://www.thecommittedindian.com/ PowrFwd37

      I saw his name in the box score and thought the same thing. First name = Trey? It would seem fitting.

      • girlphoenix

        Tommy

        • mightymikeD

          no grown man should be called “Tommy”

          • http://www.thecommittedindian.com/ PowrFwd37

            Unless he’s deaf, dumb and blind.

            Oh, he also has to play some mean pinball.

          • mightymikeD

            yeah, that’s THE exception

          • Chesterfield King

            Can you hear me?

          • Z-man19

            Tommy Lee Jones?

  • Joe Banks

    SAAD first goal. Unleash hell!

  • girlphoenix

    Hogs win in the SO after 11 rounds and giving up 4 goals in the first, 2 on the power play, one a major

    • Chesterfield King

      yay!

    • DesertHawk

      damn… that’d be stressful to watch.

      • girlphoenix

        shit be crazy tonight

    • Flavius

      Who started in goal?

  • 2883

    Donde esta la 2nd period thread

  • Flavius

    How come there’s already a third period thread up? It feels jinxy