• putmeinthemadhouse

    Hawks score goals, torres gets hit by a car in the parking lot.

    • 10thMountainFire

      I’ll remove my license plate first.

    • kcrvpn

      Now, now. No reason to wish harm on a perfectly innocent car. Tripping and ruining his knee for good works just as well and doesn’t harm any bystanding cars. win-win

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    Go Blachawks!

  • Z-man19

    Hawks score goals and Torres gets hit by a bus in the parking lot

  • 10thMountainFire

    Go Hawks!

    And fuck that goddamn mouthbreather. Fuck Raffi Torres in his goddamn facehole.

  • QCBlackhawk

    Time’s up, let’s do this. (Fuck) RAFFIIIIIII TORREES!

  • 2883

    Best way to make Torres and Smith pay is to make them stare at the scoreboard for 60 minutes. HAWKS GOALS EARLY AND OFTEN

  • CozBullsFan

    Let’s go Hawks!

  • pierzynskirules

    oy…let’s go HAWKS!

  • 10thMountainFire

    Where’s Bob?

    • Z-man19

      On mission

  • Chesterfield King

    MOAR HAWKS GOALS

  • Chesterfield King

    fuck these shits I can only find a PHX stream

    • 2883

      Sorry man… They’re announcers are super shitty

    • http://twitter.com/oregon_hawk Oregon_hawk

      a shitty one, too

    • QCBlackhawk

      Ditto. I don’t want to hear anything about “our martyr” Raffi.
      Also: is your feed totally derping out with commercials?

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Let’s go Hawks.

  • Z-man19

    I like Saad

    • 10thMountainFire

      He is a joy to watch.

  • 10thMountainFire

    Scientists have recently released the conclusions of a study that has found the ice surface actually loses IQ points when Raffi Torres is skating on it.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Oduya just bailed Razor out.

    • Z-man19

      That’s putting it nicely

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Good hustle Stals.

  • pierzynskirules

    There we go….

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Oy…..

  • 2883

    Dumb fight… Kruger was rolling down the ice….

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Agreed, but the Hawks were changing.

  • happyhuman

    Okay, now that’s over with.

  • 10thMountainFire

    Man, I love Jamal Mayers!

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    He’s bleeding

    • QCBlackhawk

      Who? Mayers or Raffi?

  • Chesterfield King

    Well at least we didn’t dress Bollig for that

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    krugs was dangling a scoring chacne as well. couldnt that have waited mayers?

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      I doubt Kruger had much of a chance, he was in alone covering a change.

      • putmeinthemadhouse

        he was dangling through 3 guys pretty hard.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Once again we are running into a red hot goalie. Let’s see if we can fix that.

    • QCBlackhawk

      “running into”.. I see what you did there :p

  • mightymikeD

    Well, that was an embarassing waste of time

    • Chesterfield King

      meh, if it was gonna happen (AND IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN), at least we didn’t get a penalty for it and Torres got hit a little bit.

      • QCBlackhawk

        Wonder if we could just send people at him every time he is out so he never gets the chance to hurt someone.

        • Chesterfield King

          We should just hire Sean William Scott’s character from Goon.

          • girlphoenix

            doug the thug! ♥

          • Chesterfield King

            HIGHLANDERS GAY PORN HARD

          • QCBlackhawk

            GAY PORN HARD!

          • Chesterfield King

            Two rules: Stay away from my fucking percocets, and do you have any fucking percocets, man

          • QCBlackhawk

            You fucking Chernobyl Mother-fuckers!

          • girlphoenix

            we’re on the same team!

          • Chesterfield King

            I’m not going to sign your dick

          • girlphoenix

            speaking of gay porn, who else watched that workout vid from yesterday?

          • QCBlackhawk

            Which video, dare I ask?

          • girlphoenix
          • pompoon

            I nominate this video for the Top Gun Volleyball Game Award!

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Here come the Clowns

    • High and Wide

      let’s hope they forgot their clown shoes

      • Chesterfield King

        hint: they did not

  • pierzynskirules

    oy…do do do

  • Chesterfield King

    ugh

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Best scoring chance on our pp was by Phoenix. Clownshoes are back with a vengeance.

  • 10thMountainFire

    Shoes. Nothing more.

  • kcrvpn

    I really hate that backdoor play.

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    1 for 19. thats more like the team i know.

  • Daze55

    No rotation, shitty passing, poor decision making. For fucks sake.

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      And nothing below the net.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Rally Rats.

  • Daze55

    Beauty

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    StallS

  • pierzynskirules

    STALS!

  • Chesterfield King

    STALS

  • Z-man19

    STAALS, nice work Shaw

  • Chesterfield King

    HAHAHAHAHA

  • Guest

    Shawzer!

  • kcrvpn

    Nice job Shaw!

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Great set up by Bicks

  • 10thMountainFire

    STALS!!!

  • 10thMountainFire

    If you watch closely on the video replay of the Mayers-Torres scrap, you can see when Mike Smith grabs his face and falls to the ice.

  • http://twitter.com/oregon_hawk Oregon_hawk

    Rally Rats!

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    aww yea.

  • http://twitter.com/oregon_hawk Oregon_hawk

    I like the third line. I guess as long as shaw is scoring he can stay….

  • High and Wide

    My GameCenter “Live” is at least a couple minutes behind what’s actually happening, but for a few seconds I just thought you guys could all see into the near future.

  • Daze55

    God sharp looks horrible.

    • 10thMountainFire

      Players struggle. He’ll come out of it.

      • Daze55

        His passing, positioning, and on-ice awareness is garbage lately. He should have chemistry with his linemates.

  • 2883

    Stalberg as much as I hate it might be good to move now for a 2c if you can get it…

    • 10thMountainFire

      I know you’re referring to his status after the season but it’s really hard to imagine trading Stals at this point. He’s developed so well that he’s more vital to that line then he’s often given credit for.

      • 2883

        yeah well… gotta give to get…

        • 10thMountainFire

          I just don’t know that I give him up at his point and expect anything in return approaching what his value is to the Hawks on that line.

          • 2883

            the Hawks have Danault coming…. but yeah I don’t know what they’d be able to get for him…

  • Joe Banks

    GO HAWKS GO!

  • Z-man19

    Moar Saad

    • 10thMountainFire

      KNEEL!

    • High and Wide

      having a great period so far.

  • Z-man19

    Moar Shoes

  • Chesterfield King

    oh great

  • 10thMountainFire

    Put em on and dance, boys.

  • Minorhawk

    Thank God I know what defines a scoring chance now…Thanks Pat

    • Z-man19

      I quit listening

      • Minorhawk

        Let me explain…

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    5 on 3 Double Clown Shoes.

  • 2883

    5 on 3 for 1:21

  • 10thMountainFire

    We dance better with both shoes on…

  • Daze55

    Better slam dunk this shit.

  • kcrvpn

    I wonder at what point Foley noticed a power play was on? I mean, I love Foley, but I didn’t need an in depth dissertaion on scoring chnaces just then.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Can we make it 3 on 3 instead? We’d KILL at that.

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    foley shut up and tell us what the penalty was

  • 2883

    KANER! from 19 and 10

  • Z-man19

    EAT SHIT SMITH

  • pierzynskirules

    KANER!

  • AMR

    Kaner

  • Chesterfield King

    KANER

  • pompoon

    Kane!!!!!

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    There we go. Sharp Battling, Kaner scores

    • QCBlackhawk

      Sharp did something useful! WOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • 10thMountainFire

    Ladies and gentlemen, Hart Trophy finalist Patrick Kane!

  • chidiver

    Kane! Jesus, Sharp can’t buy a break!

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Kept that play alive, though, when Smith was trying to freeze it.

      • chidiver

        Oh I’m not questioning the effort. Just his luck.

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    That’s the way to stay with it!

  • Chesterfield King

    I kinda like that Sharp is working hard to bust outta this. At least he’s doing something

  • Daze55

    Sharp couldn’t finish, glad Kane could.

    • 10thMountainFire

      Ok, we get it… you don’t like Sharp. He’ll be fine. He’s working hard regardless.

      • Daze55

        Sharp’s my boy, just want him to get out of this funk and finish his chances. Get some positive momentum.

        • 10thMountainFire

          He’s working hard. His attitude is good. He’ll bust out of it soon enough. He’s been hitting posts with regularity… a sign that it’s just dumb luck.

          • Daze55

            I feel like he’s in a ‘last year Frolik’ funk, posts, rushed chances, he needs to keep shooting, snag a goal.

  • CozBullsFan

    KANER!

  • QCBlackhawk

    Fuck Mike Smith and his stupid lazy take all the goddamn time in the world behind the net but don’t touch me attitude.

  • High and Wide

    CLUSTERFUCK OF TRIUMPH!

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      An ugly goal is still a goal

      • High and Wide

        there are no pictures on the scoresheet.

  • 10thMountainFire

    Alright, Shaw. Don’t do stupid shit.

  • Minorhawk

    I am beginning to enjoy seeing Smith scored on almost as much as Bobby Lu suck up the joint

    • 10thMountainFire

      The only difference being hair product.

      • AMR

        and acting ability

        • 10thMountainFire

          And a sense of humor.

    • Minorhawk

      That is fucking hilarious

  • Joe Banks

    I LOVE THIS!!!

    • chidiver

      I love Smith’s little temper tantrums.

      • 10thMountainFire

        He’s broken more sticks than he’s stopped pucks.

  • Z-man19

    Saad getting minutes with the 4th line? BOLLY

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    HOT DAMN

  • kcrvpn

    what a pass!

  • Chesterfield King

    WOOOOHHOOOOOOOOO

  • chidiver

    Black Magic!!!!!!!!

  • AMR

    Kane to bolland! loving it

  • 2883

    Oh sweet baby Jesus , what a dangle by Kane

  • 10thMountainFire

    Ladies and gentlemen, Hart Trophy candidate Patrick Kane!

  • Minorhawk

    Yea…That second line needs changed…C’mon!!

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Brace yourselves, Clown shoes is coming.

  • Minorhawk

    What a smirk by Rat

  • QCBlackhawk
  • 10thMountainFire

    Bolland is laughing… you know someone in a Phoenix uniform fucked up.

  • Chesterfield King

    real professional

  • pierzynskirules

    BOLLY!!!!!!1

  • zacked

    SYSTEMS HOCKEY!

  • pierzynskirules

    this so much fun.

  • 2883

    90 seconds of 5 on 3 upcoming

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Another 5 on 3

  • pierzynskirules

    phoenix is some losers!

  • Z-man19

    This is glorious

  • 10thMountainFire

    Is this Blackhawks Clown Shoes night?

  • Daze55

    Lol, best game of the year so far

  • AMR

    I think Phoenix is melting down

  • Minorhawk

    Get a revolving door at the box for the Yotes

  • QCBlackhawk

    Holy shit. Yotes imploding.

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    This…I like this…

  • Chesterfield King

    LOLLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • 10thMountainFire

    Is this for real or is it the drugs? I had my wisdom teeth pulled!

    • High and Wide

      If Patrick Kane is flashing like in Mario Bros. when you get the invincibility star, that is NOT the drugs.

      • 10thMountainFire

        What about the demons? Are they real?

        • High and Wide

          Only the one wearing a Raffi Torres skin suit. The rest are empty seats.
          Also, the game isn’t being refereed by actual zebras.

  • pompoon

    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!???

  • 2883

    this is just getting silly..

  • AMR

    Kaner!!!

  • Z-man19

    AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • happyhuman

    Yotes are taking ALL the penalties!

  • kcrvpn

    Never mind what I said about the back door play …

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    This is the second best night of my life.

  • Chesterfield King

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    This is getting ugly

  • chidiver

    At some point, things are gonna get chippy if the calls remain this uneven

  • Daze55

    The door for Smith, backup time. Hope they leave him in.

  • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

    JIZZ IN MY PANTS

    • 2883

      Did you just eat a grape

    • pierzynskirules

      CLEAN UP IN AISLE 2

    • chidiver

      Dress code violation. No Pants!

  • 10thMountainFire

    Patrick Kane, Hart Trophy finalist!

  • pierzynskirules

    MOAR KANER!

  • QCBlackhawk

    I hear some manner of percussion of the variety that exists in rainy-type forests off in the distance….

    • Z-man19

      I WANT

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    How’s that GAA looking now, Smitty?

  • Hi, I’m Bob LeDonne

    Mike Smith’s tears sustain me.

    • 10thMountainFire

      When mixed with Raffi Torres’ blood, they cure cancer.

  • CozBullsFan

    KANER!

  • Minorhawk

    Careful…4 goal lead the most dangerous lead in hockey!!

  • pompoon

    Dear Blackhawks,
    Thank you, this is just what I needed to make me feel better after HR shot down my request for a raise today. Please don’t blow this 4-0 lead =)
    Sincerely, Pompoon

  • 10thMountainFire

    My name is Patrick Kane. I do awesome stuff.

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      I love you, Patrick

  • Joe Banks

    I REALLY, REALLY, LOVE THIS!!!

  • chidiver

    Now somebody needs to kidnap and muzzle Konroyd so he doesn’t jinx things

    • pierzynskirules

      please…someone do this.

  • 2883

    Does anyone elsewhen hearing “Black Betty” think of the Nick Leddy song posted here a week or so ago

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Someone on the board did a whole parody of it a while back.

      • 2883

        yes I know that’s what I’m talking about… Whenever I hear black betty I think fo that song

    • zacked

      It needs to be recorded. And sent to Leddy.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    4 on 4 = Awesome
    5 on 4 = Clownshoes
    5 on 3 = The Patrick Kane Show.

    • AMR

      So the hawks have to draw two penalties concurrently

      • Z-man19

        Good plan

        • mightymikeD

          with Torres around.. always viable

          • chidiver

            Actually, I think Torres will be pretty neutered this season, like Matt Cooke…except Matt Cooke has better hockey skills.

  • 10thMountainFire

    Mike Smith hat trick:

    Flop
    Break stick
    Get blown out

  • QCBlackhawk
    • CozBullsFan

      Ouch

      • QCBlackhawk

        I feel REALLY bad for Price, but I am thankful that he had provided the best hockey downvote Gif of all time.

        • CozBullsFan

          I saw the gif earlier on Reddit. Indeed the best hockey downvote gif.

  • AMR

    the scum are beating the scum jrs 4-1 thru two

    • mightymikeD

      whoo!

    • chidiver

      Gooooo Meteor!

  • Minorhawk

    Well…That was fun!

    • Joe Banks

      BETTER THAN SEX – whatever that is.

      • 10thMountainFire

        When a man and a woman love each other… or when they’re drunk… they…

        Well, nevermind. But the only time it’s bad is when Raffi Torres is born.

      • Minorhawk

        You must be married too…Hahahaha

  • zacked

    My…ahem…feed went out for a bit. What was Yandle’s unsportsmanlike for?

    • Chesterfield King

      Being a Coyote, I think

    • AMR

      Being a whiny bitch

    • chidiver

      Playing hockey in Arizona?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549444529 Michael Jacobi

    Blood in the water. Great first. Keep playing like this, let those mangy fucks take themselves out of this one.

  • chidiver

    BTW, I love this VW commercial

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    Serious question: why does the ref throw a guy off the dot?

    • kcrvpn

      I think it is mostly for dropping your stick before the puck drops.

      • chidiver

        I think each linesman makes up his own faceoff rules.

        • kcrvpn

          Ha. Like an umpire and the strike zone.

          • chidiver

            When I watch baseball, there’s always this neat box floating over the plate. Why can’t the ump see that? Its right in front of his face!

          • AMR

            same reason every one watching poker on tv thinks they can play it

          • chidiver

            How hard can it be?

          • AMR

            hard when you cant see everyone’s cards

          • CornelisonsFlagPointer

            That makes the most sense I guess, thanks ya”ll. See ya next thread…

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      False start or leaning in too close.

  • 10thMountainFire

    While I, as much as anyone, loves the idea of Raffi Torres being beaten unconscious, I suspect they may run at him if they get this one opened up even wider. No suspensions.

    • CozBullsFan

      I doubt it. Q doesn’t like that and Toews has the leadership to keep it from happening.

  • Country_Bumpkin

    no runs at Torres. Just ignore his ass and move on.

    • 10thMountainFire

      If they want to drop the gloves, I would like to see his ass kicked. But no runs… I agree. No suspensions, no penalties. Don’t let this shitstains back into this game.

  • AMR

    Sharp has three assists that period

    • 2883

      His 5 on 3 game is on .

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Obviously not himself.

    • 10thMountainFire

      The man has been working his ass off. The puck isn’t finding the net for him but he’s contributing. The character of a man or woman is best evaluated by what they do when they are stressed and struggling. Patrick Sharp is a leader.

      • birdhead

        aw, that was nice, 10th. Poor old Sharpy, I was screaming for him on that first PPG.

  • Z-man19

    The PK is about to get tested

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Agreed. Let’s not give the refs any excuses.

  • Joe Banks

    The phrase of the day:
    “Mike Smith had no chance…”

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Of course not, he plays for Phoenix.

    • QCBlackhawk

      More like his stick had no chance. Poor thing :(

  • pierzynskirules
  • Joe Banks

    2 minutes for refusing to kneel…