• 10thMountainFire

    FUCK Vancouver!

    • Z-man19

      It’s gotta be tough standing there for the anthem

      • 10thMountainFire

        It’s like being on top of the world. It’s incredible.

        • Z-man19

          Kinda what I meant, hard to not go nuts

          • 10thMountainFire

            Afterward you get to sit in the sin bin with Big Jim for a few minutes until a stoppage. It’s surreal.

  • Z-man19

    FUCK NUCKS

  • Chesterfield King

    MOAR HAWKS GOALS

  • Chesterfield King

    FUCK YOU ALBERTS

    • Z-man19

      Do you have bagels ready if needed?

      • Chesterfield King

        yep. I’ve been traveling a lot the past week or so, but I’m settled and ready to chow down.

        • Z-man19

          Flavor?

          • Chesterfield King

            Sesame and Egg

          • Z-man19

            Good

      • 10thMountainFire

        Wheat. Three on hand.

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    please stop with the ‘history’ already… and GO HAWKS!

  • 2883

    MOAR HAWKS GOALS and get well Seabs

  • CozBullsFan

    Let’s go Hawks!

  • http://twitter.com/oregon_hawk Oregon_hawk

    Man, my method of watching sucks tonight.

    • DesertHawk

      whilst doing a handstand?

  • DesertHawk

    an anthem!!

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    Okay JC get ready, it’s right up there same as last time…

  • DesertHawk

    I love the cheesy grin Cornelison gets as soon as the anthem starts.

  • 10thMountainFire

    Jim Cornelison killed Osama Bin Laden.

    • DesertHawk

      With his vocal cords, used ‘em as a garrote.

  • Daze55

    Chilling anthem, fuck the vancouver cuntfucks

    • Chesterfield King

      don’t use that word please

      • Daze55

        ohh snap, noted.

        • DesertHawk

          See people who’ve been banned, this is how ya do it.

          • Daze55

            Stop it right here, this is what you dont want to do kids. Apologies.

          • DesertHawk

            I was being complimentary… not sure if that was conveyed well.

          • Daze55

            Hey np, got the message, was pulling an Edzo reference

          • DesertHawk

            Ah, I’m dense sometimes.

          • Chesterfield King

            keep yer stick on the ice next time

        • Chesterfield King

          No problem! We are a pretty slobby and nutty community, but that’s one of the few things that we try to restrict.

    • QCBlackhawk

      But I like doing what you’re using as an insult… Also the C bomb is one of the “no-no” words here.

  • 2883

    Bollig in early? Where did he think he wasgoing

    • QCBlackhawk

      FIND SOMEBODY TO PUNCH

      • Z-man19

        That or a sandwich

      • 2883

        BOLlIG smash!?!?

    • 10thMountainFire

      For fuck’s sake. Mayers didn’t dress?

      • QCBlackhawk

        Maybe they figure Bollig can spare the finger more.

        • 10thMountainFire

          Maybe they’re fucking fucks. Fuckitude and fuckery. FUCK.

  • Daze55

    Rozy should have shot that.

  • 2883

    Very nice shift by the 1st line

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    Good position for the rebound, they’re going to get one tonight.

    • DesertHawk

      God I hope so.

  • 2883

    Pairings are Keith-Brookbank, Hjalmarsson – Odyua, Leddy- Rozsival

    • Chesterfield King

      well at least two of those should be solid

  • Chesterfield King

    thanks razr

  • 10thMountainFire

    Uh, why did Keith and Brookbank just stand there on that?

  • 2883

    nice save by Razorrrrr

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    nice left bolls!

  • QCBlackhawk

    instigator? :|

  • 10thMountainFire

    And Frogger got frogger’d

  • DesertHawk

    Well at least Bollig gave a good accounting in that fight, was it a clean hit?

  • Chesterfield King

    sigh… bollig

  • 2883

    That hit was high, but probably not a penalty

  • 10thMountainFire

    Uh, Bollig actually had a definitive win there.

    • DesertHawk

      Quite, did the announcers say otherwise?

      • 10thMountainFire

        No… just surprised me how dominant he was in that fight.

        • DesertHawk

          He had justice on his side.

          • DesertHawk

            Unlike usually.

          • 10thMountainFire

            David Justice is a Hawks fan?

          • DesertHawk

            Maybe? (No idea who that is)

          • 10thMountainFire

            Halle Berry’s ex-husband.

          • DesertHawk

            Indeed

          • 10thMountainFire

            Mmmmmm… Halle Berry. I have loved her for about 20 years.

          • DesertHawk

            Never been wild about her, but 20 years ago I was 5.

          • 10thMountainFire

            It’s good you don’t like her. She’s mine. She’s sooooo pretty.

          • Z-man19

            Her in the cat woman suit is a hawks fan

          • 10thMountainFire

            Someone find a photo. NOW!

  • Daze55

    He left his feet definitely

    • DesertHawk

      Hehe that always makes me think they jump up and leave their feet on the ice, like in a cartoon.

  • DesertHawk

    Weisse definitely left the ice on that hit.

    • Z-man19

      Yes, let’s kill this shit

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    Well, it’s more exciting than the last one already.

  • QCBlackhawk

    Bollig to the locker room. USEFUL DRESS THERE.

    • amontesawesome

      I mean, Mayers does the same stuff.

      • 10thMountainFire

        No, he doesn’t. Mayers at least wins faceoffs.

  • 2883

    they must have given Bollig a misconudct too

    • DesertHawk

      Doesn’t instigator automatically come with 10?

      • 10thMountainFire

        Aye.

      • Daze55

        yup

      • 2883

        yup

  • 2883

    DAMNIT cmon Hossa

  • 10thMountainFire

    I believe the Ginger pissed himself seeing Hoss heading his way on a shorthand breakaway.

  • http://twitter.com/oregon_hawk Oregon_hawk

    The powerkill appears….

  • Z-man19

    FUCK ME!!!!

    • 10thMountainFire

      Not now… the game is on.

  • http://twitter.com/crimepunks Huge Ackman

    POWERKILL

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    Great kill!

  • Chesterfield King

    nice Razr

  • Daze55

    I have no problem with the fight, we killed the penalty, no harm no foul

    • Chesterfield King

      I think it’ll get the guys goin’ as well

      • Daze55

        Agreed.

        • 10thMountainFire

          False.

    • 10thMountainFire

      Well, Bollig got an instigator so we lose a man for 10.

      • DesertHawk

        We lose a Bollig, so I think that’s actually a net gain.

  • 2883

    Smooth move by Bolland just the blocker

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    Saw Bolland and for sure thought fate would bring us a goal.
    Another time. Another time.

    • DesertHawk

      He had no defenders to pants

      • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

        Damn, I forgot the special ingredient.

  • 10thMountainFire

    Where is HIBL?

    • DesertHawk

      AWOL better get the MPs

      • 10thMountainFire

        YOU get the MP’s. I’m a no-go at that station…

        • DesertHawk

          The MPs always think I’m being disrespectful, do I have to?

          • 10thMountainFire

            No matter what the rank, always go to parade rest for the MPs.

    • Daze55

      Picking through his scotch cabinet

    • Z-man19

      D?

  • Z-man19

    FUCKING SHIT

  • 1benmenno

    I’m impressed with how quickly the commentators and camera crew are able to break down and illustrate a particular play.

    • Z-man19

      Oh really?

      • 1benmenno

        You wanna go?

        • Z-man19

          You’re wearing a full face mask

  • QCBlackhawk

    DID THIS TEAM DRINK TOO MUCH WHISKEY?! WHY CAN’T WE FINISH!?

    • DesertHawk

      Whiskey stick…. It’s a tragic tale.

      • QCBlackhawk

        I want this to be a thing. It could also be called “Pulling a Frolik”

        • DesertHawk

          Whiskey stick, player failed to get it up, didn’t score.

  • Z-man19

    WTF NO PENALTY

    • QCBlackhawk

      How the fuck!?

  • 10thMountainFire

    Man, Saad does so much while not in possession of the puck. Hossa and Serious may have rubbed off on him.

    • Z-man19

      I read that wrong the first time

      • 10thMountainFire

        He got in between one of the Anarchists and the puck on the near side… beautifully done.

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    RAZR!

  • Chesterfield King

    RAZR

  • 10thMountainFire

    I love you, Razor!!!

  • 2883

    RAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZORRRRRRRRRRR

  • http://twitter.com/eightyxseven LXXXVII

    Shootout practice, guys?

  • Daze55

    Emery like a boss.

  • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

    How is there not a goal in this game? Also, ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!?!?!

    • DesertHawk

      Way to go jerk. :(

  • http://twitter.com/oregon_hawk Oregon_hawk

    Dear god. We can’t come out of this first period with nothing to show for it.

  • 1benmenno

    emery! Denied

  • DesertHawk

    Either disqus is being slow, or my feed is way faster than everyone else’s….

    • Chesterfield King

      one feed is a minute and a half or so behind

    • Z-man19

      I’ve got same issue

  • http://www.facebook.com/andrew.p.franklin Andrew Franklin

    Goaltending questions my ass

    • http://www.facebook.com/andrew.p.franklin Andrew Franklin

      fuck me, no more comments tonight

  • Z-man19

    Are you shitting me?

  • Chesterfield King

    FUCK YOU, WORLD

    • 10thMountainFire

      EAT A BAGEL.

      • Chesterfield King

        BAGEL TOASTING

        • 10thMountainFire

          TOAST FASTER.

          • DesertHawk

            Was literally about to say the same thing.

          • Chesterfield King

            I CAN ONLY TOAST AT ONE SPEED DUDE

          • DesertHawk

            Add more fire

          • 10thMountainFire

            MAKE IT A FASTER SPEED.

          • Z-man19

            You’ve got some too, get a fire going

  • 10thMountainFire

    Oh, for fuck’s sake!

  • QCBlackhawk

    Son of a bitch.

  • http://twitter.com/LBlissettUSA Luther Blissett

    I feel like we’re in OT against Phoenix…

  • http://twitter.com/oregon_hawk Oregon_hawk

    Ugh. thats a killer.

  • Chesterfield King

    FUCK YOU ALBERTS

  • DesertHawk

    I have no idea how that went in…

    • 10thMountainFire

      Physics.

    • 1benmenno

      Kaner knows

    • Z-man19

      I think if Seabs were in goal that doesn’t go in

      • 10thMountainFire

        Because of his swollen man-business covering the entire goal?

        • Z-man19

          Yep

        • DesertHawk

          I think that’s where he was going with that.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Well, Fuck. Razor, how you stop all those pucks and let THAT one in?

  • CozBullsFan

    fuck

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    Please someone wipe that smirk off the ginger twin’s face.

    • 10thMountainFire

      Come to think of it, they have exceeded their authorized level of Ginger-ocity in Vancouver.

      • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

        and why is Waylon’s colon smiling? oh ,yeah…Corsican triplets…

  • Daze55

    Get it right back guys.

  • Hawkeytalk

    I had literally just said no dumb goals :/

    • QCBlackhawk

      Your fault, then.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    First goal is big, second goal is bigger.

    • Chesterfield King

      Third goal is the one with the treasure chest

      • Sparky_The_Barbarian

        Nothing more dangerous than a 3-0 lead (if you’re the Hawks)

  • DesertHawk

    Woo PP for us

  • Daze55

    Was gonna say, gotta be a penalty there.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Johnny draws out the Killer Klowns

  • 10thMountainFire

    Shoes: on. Dance.

  • Chesterfield King

    FUCK YOU ALBERTS

  • 10thMountainFire

    Decline the penalty. Throw the flag. Eat bagels. FUCK.

  • QCBlackhawk

    “Don’t send in the clowns.”
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxGvRxYMQHU

  • Chesterfield King

    how fascinating… we draw a penalty right as my egg bagel finishes toasting

    LET’S EAT THIS MOTHERFUCKER

    • 10thMountainFire

      Do it NOW!

  • 2883

    Emery with a soft goal… ugh… we need one

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Not waiting for the 2nd. Have the scotch in hand now for the PP

  • DesertHawk

    well that was a weak start

  • 10thMountainFire

    This would be a fantastic fucking time for the PP to unfuck itself.

  • 10thMountainFire

    Jesus H. Fucking Christ this is bad.

  • 2883

    Toews got interfered with there, great no call zebra

  • Chesterfield King

    Toews is not happy

    • Z-man19

      Think he got a boo boo

      • 2883

        He got interfered with but meh… plenty of hockey left to play

        • Z-man19

          Looked like he was a little slow to get up

          • 10thMountainFire

            He was consulting Thor and requesting power to hurt the Anarchists.

      • http://twitter.com/llUrbanAchiever Jeff Lebowski

        He got crosschecked into the net and his head hit the fucking crossbar hard.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Well that was a waste of good scotch

    • Z-man19

      Have another

    • DesertHawk

      Clearly not a good enough scotch

  • Daze55

    I’m gonna rally shotgun a beer.

  • 2883

    lol…. this is just starting to get funny

  • 10thMountainFire

    From now on, when we end up penalized, just sent an extra guy off the ice. We’re creating more opportunities short-handed than we are with the man-advantage.

    • CornelisonsFlagPointer

      Those two breakaways looked like the hawks got a guy behind them while they were flooding our zone.

      • 10thMountainFire

        Yeah, definitely on the Hossa break.

  • Chesterfield King

    OSHIE IS IN A FIGHT AGAINST THE SHARKS LOLOLOLOL

    • 10thMountainFire

      His tears… so salty.

      • Z-man19

        Both guys had visors, pretty gutsy

        • QCBlackhawk

          Lol. Slap fight?

          • Chesterfield King

            They grappled for a while, Oshie punched a helmet, Wingels got some uppercuts, then Wingels flipped Oshie onto the ice. It took like a minute though

          • QCBlackhawk

            Can’t remember who said it. Wingles sounds like a fucking kid’s cartoon character.

        • 10thMountainFire

          Eh… St. Louis is so full of fuckery that it’s hard to know who to hate more.

  • putmeinthemadhouse

    bollocks.

    • Chesterfield King

      nevermind

      • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

        the

  • Woods

    canucks suck

    • http://www.facebook.com/hair.helmet Hair Helmet

      you sure said something there

  • 10thMountainFire

    Thoughts:

    Emery is due to have a few softies get past him. This means we have to find a way to capitalize on breaks like the three breakaways and the Clown Shoes Festival.

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    LOL don’t Toews me bro

    • Hawkeytalk

      I thought he was banned lol.

  • 10thMountainFire

    I don’t like getting out-shot in the first period at home.

    • DesertHawk

      I don’t like getting out-shot anywhere ever.

    • QCBlackhawk

      Worse when the shots we get are fucking golden, and we can’t cash in.

  • Woods

    Tracey Myers ‏@TramyersCSN
    Toews got pushed into the goal and went face-first into the crossbar. Ballard? Looks like Toews is OK.

    ESPN Chicago ‏@ESPNChiHawks
    Ballard shoved Toews right into the post. No call. Toews was shaken up for a second. Looked like a dirty play.

    Blackhawks Talk ‏@HawksTalkCSN
    Toews down for a bit after being shoved face-first into the crossbar. He’s up, but he’s not a happy camper.