• Sparky_The_Barbarian

    2nd period scotch in hand. Wife looking at me like WTF?

    • CornelisonsFlagPointer

      Point at the scoreboard

    • Daze55

      Breakfast scotch….it’s a tradition.

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    Well, at least the sound is back. It was turning into Garfield Without Garfield there for a bit.

    • chidiver

      I prefer not to hear Pierre McGuire’s verbal fellatio.

    • bizarrohairhelmet

      Garfield without Garfield is so much better. Hockey without McGuire: ditto.

  • CozBullsFan

    Let’s go Hawks!

  • ahnfire

    LET’S GO HAWKS!

  • MattC86

    If you had “a lot” in the “how many times will Pierre McGuire say “hard” in a two minute span, collect your winnings.

    • ahnfire

      ughhhh ewww stop talking Pierre

  • Flavius

    Leddy reminded so much of Soupy there….smoothly moving the puck along and just rolling off from that hit on the boards

  • derlemke

    Did Tootoo get shot or something?

    • chidiver

      It is Detroit…so probable.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Refs miss a high stick on Bicks

  • robondacob

    man i thought eddie was bad at repeating “stick on ice,” but now we have pierre who won’t shut up about players being “hard”

    • Z-man19

      And it begins again

  • MattC86

    Jesus. Wear visors, idiots.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Wow, and Carbomb gets away with a trip….

  • MattC86

    Stop saying “hard,” Pierre. Creepy as fuck.

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    That was real dumb by CarBomb. Tripping up a guy and whining to the ref afterwards like that. DUMB DUMB DUMB.

  • MattC86

    Gorilla Salad, you idiot.

  • 2883

    good stop

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    Hawks better check themselves before they wreck themselves.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Today’s game brought to you by the word HARD

    • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

      HAAAAARD!

      • Z-man19

        Love curling

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    NBC: Avalanche Blackhawks is a Rivalry? Do the two teams know this or are you the only ones?

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Refs are gonna lose control of this game.

  • Z-man19

    Damn this line just kicks ass

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Wow, everywhere but in the net.

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    Hey, they’re trying out there on the dance floor!

  • 2883

    Y U NO GO IN PUCK

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Oh, my…. Remember that sequence if this game goes to OT

  • ahnfire

    AHHH FRO FRO WHYYYY

    • Z-man19

      It’s the Brow, he needs to trim it

  • Flavius

    Fucking Roszy has got some fantastic offensive awareness….no wheels, but smart

    • Flavius

      I did it again….ROZSY

  • chidiver

    Back on the F5 train. Shit. I’m too hung over for this!

  • guest

    it was a little while ago, but my favorite moment of the “hard on the puck” debacle was when doc asked pierre to explain what he meant after he said “hard on the puck” 5 times, and pierre starts with “WELL, DON’T BE SOFT ON THE PUCK”

    OK

    • Chesterfield King

      that was great.

  • Z-man19

    Scum has 5 SOG, FUCKING 5

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Tie game.

      • Z-man19

        We are kicking their ass

  • http://twitter.com/oregon_hawk Oregon_hawk

    third and fourth line are fucking awesome.

  • Chesterfield King

    HIGHLANDERS GAY PORN HARD

    • MattC86

      “Underground Greek Dungeon Gay Porn Hard.” – Pierre McGuire

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      “Highlander,” is all you need to say.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Gee, I wonder if we had a 12th F, if one of his shots would have gone in.

  • chidiver

    Thank you Crow!

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    THAT was a letoff.

    BTW — this ice. Is it UC bad, or is it just me?

    • MattC86

      I certainly don’t think so. I think we’re just conditioned to see bouncing pucks and assume the ice sucks, since that’s the case at the UC.

  • ahnfire

    Kaner has been EVERYWHERE this game.

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Except the back of the net.

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    Marian Hossa hears your boos and CARES NOT.

  • guest

    if that had gone in, I would have taken back some of the bad things I’ve said about Kieth Stone in my life. Some, but not all..

  • ahnfire

    damnit why is GorillaSalad on the first line again

  • MattC86

    Speaking of hard, Carcillo on the first line is boner-killing. Just saying.

    • ahnfire

      Hedger tweeted that Saad just returned to the bench

      so he must’ve been out? We’ll see if he’s back on the 1st line again

  • 2883

    CROW!

  • Flavius

    CROW!!!!

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    CROW OMG CROW

    Robs Franzen in broad daylight.

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    Yeah, I think Crow’s noodle is OK. DAMN, DUDE.

    • MattC86

      Great stop reading the play and anticipating the pass.

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    Some really honey badger shit there, Crow.

  • ahnfire

    CRAWFORD

  • Z-man19

    Are you kidding?

  • 2883

    lskdjfsafjkdsajfs FU PUCK

  • guest

    jesus christ this game should be like 7-3

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    If we’d played like this on Friday, it would have been 10-0 Hawks,

  • Flavius

    Damn, Saad….I’m a really like you

  • ahnfire

    Saad back on the first.

  • ahnfire

    fuck you Howard! break already!

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Whew All that action in front of Howard, no score, and now a PK,

  • bizarrohairhelmet

    FUCKING CARELLO

  • robondacob

    Disqus is now telling me about the carcillo trip that happened 10 minutes ago. thank you disqus

    • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

      Well, to be fair, it just happened a few seconds ago too.

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    Emrick has broken into the laughing-while-talking shtick. It’s come late today. He had to get up early, too, it seems.

  • ahnfire

    FUCK CARCILLO.

    • MattC86

      This times a billion.

  • MattC86

    Wait, Brookbank and Rosival are in the game? Who’s out?!

    • ahnfire

      BBank is playing fwd, Bollig & Mayers out because Q’s throbbing brain is throbbing.

    • guest

      bollig and mayers are both out

    • http://twitter.com/oregon_hawk Oregon_hawk

      Brookbank is playing 4 line winger…. don’t know why

    • steeg of their own

      We’re shifting 11 forwards, with Brookbank as the 12th (I know, it’s insane. No one knows why Q would do this). Mayers and Bollig are sitting.

  • chidiver

    Why does every goalie play like a friggin Vezina candidate against us?

  • Z-man19

    Good pace

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.scott.549221 Michael Scott

    Disqus. Is freaking. Out. Stop.

    • Z-man19

      SNAFU

  • chidiver

    Glitch in the Matrix. Watch yourselves!

  • ahnfire

    c’mon PK!

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    How did they not score on that>

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    ONE MORE TIME IN SLOW MOTION PLEASE

  • Z-man19

    FRO!!! That was huge

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    Good kill!

  • 2883

    Stalberg Shaw Kane…

    • ahnfire

      Kane is double-shifting.

      Because PLAYING BROOKBANK AS A FORWARD IS STUPID, Q.

      • Z-man19

        Bollig, Mayers, Moonpie, doesn’t matter, Q would be doing same with Kaner anyway

      • Flavius

        3 games in 4 days, Q’s in the room, knows the opposition, knows what he’s doing….he wants a 7th D over Bollig or Mayers, not a big deal to me.

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    Hey everybody we are breaking Disqus

    • 2883

      Disqus was already broken..

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    It’s gonna take an ugly, dirty goal.

  • guest

    line blender in full effect, fortunately crow is being as unbelievable as howard..

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    Pitbull looks like Pierre trying to be hip.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Wow, nearly caught in a change.

  • Z-man19

    Disqus. Working now?

    • ahnfire

      never.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    Apparently you have to be wearing #13 to draw a penalty.

    • 2883

      dats?

  • Z-man19

    Another PK?

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      Should have been, but no call.

      • Z-man19

        Why the stop, puck go out?

        • Z-man19

          Oh, end of period

          • DesertHawk

            Haha

          • Z-man19

            Too many distractions here

          • Flavius

            YOU GOTTA CALM DOWN, MAN! JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

          • bizarrohairhelmet

            Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit smoking PCP-laced blacktar heroin crack.

          • DesertHawk

            Yeah I was talking to the wif, giving her play by plays. That was a good period bit frantic for us at the end there though.

          • ahnfire

            hehehe!

            this game has been flying

  • http://twitter.com/326BureauChief 326 Bureau Chief

    All right — twenty minutes to get my brain right before the 3rd. Time to medicate a bit. Just like all of you, I figure.

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    Whew. Let’s score some, hawks!

  • Flavius

    It occurs to me that Bolly is going to have pick up his game considerably when he gets back if he plans to finish the season playing for the ‘Hawks….

    • MattC86

      Well, this kind of sustained forechecking aggressiveness has never been the high point of Bolly’s game. But we’ll see.

  • DesertHawk

    So that was an interesting period.

  • BigHoss

    why would we ever get rid of this rivalry. Fuck you Bettman

    • DesertHawk

      Cause East Coast.

  • Sparky_The_Barbarian

    NBC has hired a new hockey commentator. Let’s hear his thoughts on the first two periods.

    • DesertHawk

      That pretty much sums it up.

    • 2883

      they hired Jannik Hansen?

      • Flavius

        That was a hockey play…..this is a hockey play….he was going for the puck….DERP DERP DERP

  • CornelisonsFlagPointer

    The streak is irrelevant, please stop.

  • bizarrohairhelmet

    Kaner looks like he’s trying to out-Datsyuk Datsyuk.

    • Sparky_The_Barbarian

      That’s a losing proposition. Better to make Dats try to out Kane Kaner.

  • DesertHawk

    Haha NBC is basically covering all the reasons it’s a terrible fucking idea to move Detroit out of the west.

  • BigHoss

    new hawks divison plan 5 divisons of 6 and our divison would be Hawks scum Montreal Toronto NY Rangers and boston

    • AMR

      In other words an original six division

      • BigHoss

        Yes!

    • DesertHawk

      I could get behind an 06 division. I really don’t get all the bitching about travel. The Avalance have it the worst of any team in the league, everyone else should just shut the fuck up.

      • AMR

        I would think Winnipeg has the worst right now

    • BigHoss

      i think my idea is soo good im upboating it

      • bizarrohairhelmet

        Only you will see the boat.

  • Country_Bumpkin

    All right I’m done with this shit. Shawzer scores the only and GWG from a sick pass from Shorewood, Illinois’ very own Bryan Bickell

  • steeg of their own

    Second frame stats

    Score: CHI 0-0 DET
    SOG: CHI 21-15 DET
    Blocked: CHI 8-9 DET
    Missed: CHI 10-6 DET
    Hits: CHI 6-7 DET
    Giveaways: CHI 3-4 DET
    Takeaways: CHI 2-6 DET
    F/O: CHI 43-57 DET

    Toews: 4-4, 50%
    Kruger: 5-6, 45%
    Saad: 1-1, 50%
    Shaw: 1-3, 25%
    Frolik: 2-1, 67%

  • ahnfire
  • DesertHawk

    The squirt wasn’t Hossa!!